Fwhip!

if I fight shrub will i breathe in whatever fuckin mushroom spores she has?

@its-xornoth-bitch ….you mean the leftover corruption from when you destroyed my home and poisoned my family and friends, leaving everyone in my community to die a slow and horrible death?

Or just normal mushroom spores?

No probably not I took a shower :)

I meant your hat. Is it a real mushroom or...?

Why do you care? Do you want one? Too fucking bad. It was a real mushroom, dried out and preserved using gnomish magic that’ll probably never be cast again. My father helped me make it. We picked out the mushroom together. It fit me perfectly. He had one too. I don’t know where it is now…probably burned to a crisp or crawling with those horrible red tendrils.

Uh. Okay.

You know, constantly bringing up... everything... doesn't help anything.

sorry, I don’t have the privilege to ignore it like you do, to hide from all the hurt you caused and stick your head in the sand and pick fights with people who call your self destructive tendencies out. Look, it was traumatic for both of us, and im sure being possessed by an evil elvish god was really horrible, but at least you still have people. Friends and family, even if you’re estranged from your brother, at least he’s still alive.

Do I really have people though? Name five people who willingly talk to me regularly.

And anyways, that's not what I was saying. I'm not saying you should stop talking about it. I'm saying that you should try to bring up any positive memories. If you even have any, that is, because apparently no one I've ever met is capable of positivity or mental stability. It helps, apparently.

sausage, Joey, Scott, and if you’d stop being a prick more people would actually talk to you

that's three people. I though you were supposed to be smart.

nobody else talks to you consistently because you constantly push them away

also because you’re a prick but yk

Exactly.

I don't have friends and I know it's my fault, but you know what? I don't care! It's better this way anyways. I can't hurt people who don't talk to me.

don’t complain about not having friends then!

if I fight shrub will i breathe in whatever fuckin mushroom spores she has?

@its-xornoth-bitch ….you mean the leftover corruption from when you destroyed my home and poisoned my family and friends, leaving everyone in my community to die a slow and horrible death?

Or just normal mushroom spores?

No probably not I took a shower :)

I meant your hat. Is it a real mushroom or...?

Why do you care? Do you want one? Too fucking bad. It was a real mushroom, dried out and preserved using gnomish magic that’ll probably never be cast again. My father helped me make it. We picked out the mushroom together. It fit me perfectly. He had one too. I don’t know where it is now…probably burned to a crisp or crawling with those horrible red tendrils.

Uh. Okay.

You know, constantly bringing up... everything... doesn't help anything.

sorry, I don’t have the privilege to ignore it like you do, to hide from all the hurt you caused and stick your head in the sand and pick fights with people who call your self destructive tendencies out. Look, it was traumatic for both of us, and im sure being possessed by an evil elvish god was really horrible, but at least you still have people. Friends and family, even if you’re estranged from your brother, at least he’s still alive.

Do I really have people though? Name five people who willingly talk to me regularly.

And anyways, that's not what I was saying. I'm not saying you should stop talking about it. I'm saying that you should try to bring up any positive memories. If you even have any, that is, because apparently no one I've ever met is capable of positivity or mental stability. It helps, apparently.

sausage, Joey, Scott, and if you’d stop being a prick more people would actually talk to you

that's three people. I though you were supposed to be smart.

nobody else talks to you consistently because you constantly push them away

also because you’re a prick but yk

it is incredibly hard to be nice to people

like

most people

if I fight shrub will i breathe in whatever fuckin mushroom spores she has?

@its-xornoth-bitch ….you mean the leftover corruption from when you destroyed my home and poisoned my family and friends, leaving everyone in my community to die a slow and horrible death?

Or just normal mushroom spores?

No probably not I took a shower :)

I meant your hat. Is it a real mushroom or...?

Why do you care? Do you want one? Too fucking bad. It was a real mushroom, dried out and preserved using gnomish magic that’ll probably never be cast again. My father helped me make it. We picked out the mushroom together. It fit me perfectly. He had one too. I don’t know where it is now…probably burned to a crisp or crawling with those horrible red tendrils.

Uh. Okay.

You know, constantly bringing up... everything... doesn't help anything.

sorry, I don’t have the privilege to ignore it like you do, to hide from all the hurt you caused and stick your head in the sand and pick fights with people who call your self destructive tendencies out. Look, it was traumatic for both of us, and im sure being possessed by an evil elvish god was really horrible, but at least you still have people. Friends and family, even if you’re estranged from your brother, at least he’s still alive.

Do I really have people though? Name five people who willingly talk to me regularly.

And anyways, that's not what I was saying. I'm not saying you should stop talking about it. I'm saying that you should try to bring up any positive memories. If you even have any, that is, because apparently no one I've ever met is capable of positivity or mental stability. It helps, apparently.

sausage, Joey, Scott, and if you’d stop being a prick more people would actually talk to you

had to wear shoes without socks for 5 minutes max and now i want to die

I despise socks

no one cares.

#🔥 fwhip yaps #♦️ other people

it is incredibly hard to be nice to you

had to wear shoes without socks for 5 minutes max and now i want to die

I despise socks

If you did fight shrub who do you think would win?

I mean, it's pretty obvious who would win, have you seen us standing next to each other? She's what, four foot? I'm six eight.

@yourfavoritegnome do you wanna find out? I would 100% understand if you don't, but I won't go easy on you if you do.

I will bite you, you fuck

Go ahead, then.

It's just a little bite.

If you say one more annoying thing I'm going to get another rock

Okay.

Wait. Another?

I live in the Crystal Cliffs. Do you think I'm gonna run out of magic rocks

I mean, I was kinda asking when you got the first one?? Did you just have it the whole time and I didn't notice or did you pick it up and I didn't notice?

I carry them on me to throw at people and trap them in like Pokemon, Sausage and Fwhip can attest

#🔥 fwhip yaps #♦️ other people #🖌️ ic post

this is true btw she throws rocks at me sometimes

how do you have so much whimsy in these dark times?

I drink my joy and whimsy juice

#🔥 fwhip yaps #🖌️ ic post #📎 asks

gemmyyyy gem

you should psychoanalyze me

- @grimlandsfwhip

You're an idiot with very little cognitive functions, also, seek an autism diagnosis

you first

sabertoothwalrus

if you’re splitting food with a sibling and one piece is slightly bigger do you

keep the bigger piece | I’m the oldest

give them the bigger piece | I’m the oldest

keep the bigger piece | I have older & younger siblings

give them the bigger piece | I have older & younger siblings

keep the bigger piece | I’m the youngest

give them the bigger piece | I’m the youngest

nuance/only child/see answers

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2025

imaloregremlin

@its-xornoth-bitch

@wizardofthecrystalcliffs

Depends on the situation, if it's a serious situation he can have the bigger slice, if it's our birthday we measure the cake slices so that they are exactly even

i love cake

[insert question about the hat]

(ooc; i apologise for this. i had to)

I'm going to hit you over the head with a rock

Oh. Okay.

Just... Please don't break my glasses, they're fucking expensive to replace.

wait you wear glasses

Yeah??

I don't care if you're uncorrupted now I'm going to put you in a crystal

Wh- You know what? No. No, you're not going to do that.

You're not going to even think about doing that, because yeah, I might just be a normal elf, but I am physically stronger than you.

You are not doing that to me, ever.

YOU TRIED TO KILL MY DAUGHTER MULTIPLE TIMES I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT STRENGTH I WILL RIP YOU APART

that wasn't really me but okay

Okay then. Do that. And you can deal with Scott ripping you apart.

If you even look in my daughter's direction I'll kill you and I don't care if I die because Violet won't be in danger

Yeah, because that's a good idea. You get killed, who's gonna look after her?

you’re not really selling the whole…uncorrupted thing here

That's only because you only know me as... that. If you'd known me before all this, you'd know I've always been like this.

Plus, you know what the crystal did to you. You wouldn't want that to happen again, would you?

I have a brother, she's not going to be an orphan

You think he has time for that? And you trust him?

You'll leave her with him for 10 minutes and he'll have her blown up in less than half.

And you know, you can't always trust your brother. I learned that the hard way.

Just because you have trauma with siblings doesn't mean we all do, I trust Fwhip, maybe you should work through your trauma instead of assuming other people all have it, I don't go around telling people to abandon their empires just because my birth empire was horrible

Yeah, that's fair, but have you met fWhip???

Like. I don't know, maybe you know him better than I do but I would not trust him half as far as I can throw him. (← I think this is an appropriate way to use this phrase?)

Also I'm not assuming, I am just. Y'know, reminding you. You can't trust him with everything. You can't trust anyone with everything, really.

I'm sorry, you're telling me what I can and can't trust my brother with? Do you have even an ounce of common sense. That's his fucking niece and if you knew even the slightest thing about my brother you'd know that he'd die for his family and I can't even believe you're doubting our parenting skills when you tried to KILL HER

The thing you don't understand about anybody is that everyone with morals is trying their fucking best to protect the ones they care about, maybe if you showed .1% of Fwhip's loyalty, people would forgive you

You've never even apologized, I don't care about it being really Exor, Shrub deserves a real apology, I deserve a real apology, and Sausage deserves a fucking apology. I don't give a fuck about your goddamn excuses, I want the word sorry to come out of your mouth for once in your life

Oh, for fuck's sake, what do you want from me?! I tried to say sorry, she made it a fucking fight. I didn't do that Gem! I am fucking trying. Why don't you try losing ten years of your life to a monster and being forced to be normal again?!

Why don't you try being forced into boxes you don't fit in your entire life, and the first time you're free, everyone hates you?!

Maybe then you'd see that I'm trying my best, and I'm sorry that that isn't good enough for you, but I can't change that.

Look, I'm sorry, I guess. I do not have the energy to fight with you. Just... I don't know. Keep shouting, for all I care, it's not gonna change anything.

We all have trauma, some of us went to therapy, I'm not saying it's supposed to be easy, but you're supposed to make an attempt, and your trauma is not an excuse for you to act like a dick, you don't see me going around and telling people "oh I bet your parents are terrible because mine were"

Get professional help, gets meds or whatever, and get some fucking coping mechanisms

I appreciate your input Gem, really, I do. Now kindly shut up before I do or say something I'm going to regret. I'd rather limit the amount of people who hate me to the ones I don't feel guilty hurting.

both of you need to stop. If you’re really serious about apologizing, then do it. Apologize to me, apologize to the people you hurt and maimed and killed, and please, make an effort to help others. Gem, I think you seriously underestimate the trauma of being magically compelled to do something. I got a tiny piece of that with the whole crystal business, and I don’t ever want to feel that way again.

but xornoth? If you’re lying? If you’re trying to gain sympathy in order to rip everything away from me again? You will regret it for however long you live. I understand that you’ve been a shadow of an elf for so long, but if this is just a ploy to hurt people, I will not hesitate in finding you and tearing you limb from limb.

I can't exactly apologise to people who are afraid to even look at me, can I?

Sorry. I should— I shouldn't have said that.

I know. And you'd be completely justified.

this is why most people don’t trust you! Hope this helps

And don’t threaten my fucking sister <2

I'm not going to forgive someone who threatened my fucking daughter. I don't care what the situation was, she wasn't even born yet.

And Xornoth, no one is afraid to look at you, we just don't like apologies that seems disingenuous

HAH. You've clearly never spoken to the civilians of Rivendell. Or— rather, any civilians.

But... Yeah, I'm sorry, I— I don't— I don't know how to defend anything that happened while I was corrupted. There's no defending it. There's no saying "it wasn't my fault", because that's not an apology, that's deflection. But you can't— I'm sorry, and I don't really know what else to say about it.

#🔥 fwhip yaps #🖌️ ic post #♦️ other people #ooc; he’s tryinf so hard to be nice

Try to get better maybe?

Wallowing in your misery fixes nothing. Prove you’ve changed or no one has any reason to forgive you.

Acting like this only makes it worse.

MEOW

meowww

#🔥 fwhip yaps #🖌️ ic post #📎 asks

[insert question about the hat]

(ooc; i apologise for this. i had to)

I'm going to hit you over the head with a rock

Oh. Okay.

Just... Please don't break my glasses, they're fucking expensive to replace.

wait you wear glasses

Yeah??

I don't care if you're uncorrupted now I'm going to put you in a crystal

Wh- You know what? No. No, you're not going to do that.

You're not going to even think about doing that, because yeah, I might just be a normal elf, but I am physically stronger than you.

You are not doing that to me, ever.

YOU TRIED TO KILL MY DAUGHTER MULTIPLE TIMES I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT STRENGTH I WILL RIP YOU APART

that wasn't really me but okay

Okay then. Do that. And you can deal with Scott ripping you apart.

If you even look in my daughter's direction I'll kill you and I don't care if I die because Violet won't be in danger

Yeah, because that's a good idea. You get killed, who's gonna look after her?

you’re not really selling the whole…uncorrupted thing here

That's only because you only know me as... that. If you'd known me before all this, you'd know I've always been like this.

Plus, you know what the crystal did to you. You wouldn't want that to happen again, would you?

I have a brother, she's not going to be an orphan

You think he has time for that? And you trust him?

You'll leave her with him for 10 minutes and he'll have her blown up in less than half.

And you know, you can't always trust your brother. I learned that the hard way.

Just because you have trauma with siblings doesn't mean we all do, I trust Fwhip, maybe you should work through your trauma instead of assuming other people all have it, I don't go around telling people to abandon their empires just because my birth empire was horrible

Yeah, that's fair, but have you met fWhip???

Like. I don't know, maybe you know him better than I do but I would not trust him half as far as I can throw him. (← I think this is an appropriate way to use this phrase?)

Also I'm not assuming, I am just. Y'know, reminding you. You can't trust him with everything. You can't trust anyone with everything, really.

I'm sorry, you're telling me what I can and can't trust my brother with? Do you have even an ounce of common sense. That's his fucking niece and if you knew even the slightest thing about my brother you'd know that he'd die for his family and I can't even believe you're doubting our parenting skills when you tried to KILL HER

The thing you don't understand about anybody is that everyone with morals is trying their fucking best to protect the ones they care about, maybe if you showed .1% of Fwhip's loyalty, people would forgive you

You've never even apologized, I don't care about it being really Exor, Shrub deserves a real apology, I deserve a real apology, and Sausage deserves a fucking apology. I don't give a fuck about your goddamn excuses, I want the word sorry to come out of your mouth for once in your life

Oh, for fuck's sake, what do you want from me?! I tried to say sorry, she made it a fucking fight. I didn't do that Gem! I am fucking trying. Why don't you try losing ten years of your life to a monster and being forced to be normal again?!

Why don't you try being forced into boxes you don't fit in your entire life, and the first time you're free, everyone hates you?!

Maybe then you'd see that I'm trying my best, and I'm sorry that that isn't good enough for you, but I can't change that.

Look, I'm sorry, I guess. I do not have the energy to fight with you. Just... I don't know. Keep shouting, for all I care, it's not gonna change anything.

We all have trauma, some of us went to therapy, I'm not saying it's supposed to be easy, but you're supposed to make an attempt, and your trauma is not an excuse for you to act like a dick, you don't see me going around and telling people "oh I bet your parents are terrible because mine were"

Get professional help, gets meds or whatever, and get some fucking coping mechanisms

I appreciate your input Gem, really, I do. Now kindly shut up before I do or say something I'm going to regret. I'd rather limit the amount of people who hate me to the ones I don't feel guilty hurting.

both of you need to stop. If you’re really serious about apologizing, then do it. Apologize to me, apologize to the people you hurt and maimed and killed, and please, make an effort to help others. Gem, I think you seriously underestimate the trauma of being magically compelled to do something. I got a tiny piece of that with the whole crystal business, and I don’t ever want to feel that way again.

but xornoth? If you’re lying? If you’re trying to gain sympathy in order to rip everything away from me again? You will regret it for however long you live. I understand that you’ve been a shadow of an elf for so long, but if this is just a ploy to hurt people, I will not hesitate in finding you and tearing you limb from limb.

I can't exactly apologise to people who are afraid to even look at me, can I?

Sorry. I should— I shouldn't have said that.

I know. And you'd be completely justified.

this is why most people don’t trust you! Hope this helps

And don’t threaten my fucking sister <2

gumy-shark

t4t? oh no i think you misunderstood me. i said tnt. we’re going to explode you. with a bomb

Again, someone should show this to Potato Man

DO NOT show this to my brother

Accurate

this-vs-that

Photos only for aesthetic purposes. Don’t let them cloud your judgement

Raw salmon or cooked salmon?

Raw salmon

Cooked salmon

I don’t eat salmon, raw or cooked

Voting ended onJan 6, 2025

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