Grimmfairy's Fics

I like to write fanfics. Omnistic asexual woman with improving depression and a love of crochet. Main fandoms: Arrowverse, supernatural, dinosaurs 🦖, and MCU. Be prepared for snakes and tarantula posts too.

[rylandsgrace]

Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy

[fozmeadows]

he's right and he should say it

[geek-ramblings]

We all agree she deserves the Knives Out treatment where she get's dozens of seasons with each season covering a new case right!?

[voyagirl47]

I LOVED this show. Loved it. And Uzo was an absolute genius in this role. I would watch 30 seasons of this.

[socialmaya]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

[finnglas]

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

[galladegamer]

[headspace-hotel]

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

[purkinje-effect]

[dragoninahumancostume]

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

[iota-andromedae]

THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS

[azures-grace]

@nyarevar pookie your mountain range is cool

[nyarevar]

older than blood, bones, sharks, AND the rings of saturn!

[destielgaysex]

they're calling jensen ackles an alpha on reddit again. and by they. i mean cishet men who do not know he inspired the creation of omegaverse as we know it today by looking so submissive and breedable. they dont even know

[coughloop]

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

[coughloop]

..ive been such a fool

[thyrell]

thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

[coughloop]

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

[thyrell]

ow what the hell

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[thetransintransgenic]

Noir:

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

[justnoodlefishthings]

Just made the most beautiful peach cake of my life. She's immaculate. I sure hope nothing bad happens when I bake it.

[justnoodlefishthings]

By Talos, this can't be happening

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[theequeerstrian]

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

[ennairea]

[marlinspirkhall]

Fine dining took a perfectly good smore and fucked it up. Look at it. It doesn't even have anxiety.

[stevishabitat]

As we move into summer camping and fire pit season, a reminder that if your s'more isn't ashy and/or burnt to a crisp and oozing all over the place, you haven't actually made a s'more.

Put that thing in the fire. The s'more desires conflagration.

[marlinspirkhall]

If a s'more isn't fucking up your mouth in multiple ways it's not done yet. Put it back in the flames.

[transarsonist]

listen, i am against a large portion of what marriage is as a mechanism of beurocracy, but i keep seeing people saying its "just a peice of government paper" its not its the right to see your loved one in the hospital its the right to their things if they die suddenly its the right to make the decision you know they would if they are incapacitated its the right to help them, to follow them, to be with them, in any situation. as a "partner" even one of a lifelong committment, you can and will be barred from the hospital room if your lovers life is in danger of ending. they will say "blood relations only" and that peice of government paper might be the ONLY thing that would let you say goodbye. i remember the tail end of the aids crisis. i saw my mothers friends woe, i heard their storys. men and women dying sad and alone in hospital beds because their loved one, who they would have married, was not a "blood relation" and they were not ALLOWED to marry. im not telling you to get married, you know what you want, but do Not minimize the power of what marriage is, we fought for it for a REASON

also it can Seriously unfuck your taxes to file joint, dont bark at that

[aristoteliancomplacency]

It’s that time of year again. Courtesy of digitalhammurabi.com

Addition about the image, courtesy of Twitter user @lui_log: wrt the background image, which is a stone plaque showing a winged goddess flanked by owls: “Also, we don't know whether this is a depiction of Ishtar, as the piece has been looted, thus has no archaeological context that could point us to whom it shows. Nor does it bear an inscription. The owls could mean that it is Ishtar's sister Ereshkigal, Goddess of the Underworld.”

[quasi-normalcy]

[writing-prompt-s]

The villain claims to have injected you with a truth serum. In reality the serum they injected you with only prevents you from lying and the villain will soon learn that not lying and telling the truth are two very different things.

[ominousflags]

Not to be the person that’s like “this piece of queer media is like x piece of queer media” but—more popular than Good Omens is the Heartstopper franchise, especially among young people. I think in terms of “who is worse: Crowley or Aziraphale” (which to me is a bonkers argument to even have) we can learn a bit from how social realist media (aka Heartstopper) portrays queer love facing barriers.

Part of Nick Nelson’s character development is his realization that even with the best intentions and his deep care for Charlie, he is inadvertently hurting him by keeping their relationship secret and not being ready to come out, which is *still* a valid need of Nick’s, as someone figuring out and coming to terms with his sexuality among an often hostile peer group.

He decides ultimately that whatever his own hang ups are, they aren’t worth the pain it was causing Charlie to be kept a secret. But crucially, the narrative never demonized Nick for having those difficulties in the first place even if his actions seemed from the outside quite uncaring and similar to Charlie’s former abusive relationship with Ben. The narrative allows them both the grace to take that next step together and places the blame not on Charlie for being too sensitive or on Nick for being hesitant to come out right away, but on the outside forces making it hard for them to be openly in love.

So I think the grace the reader and the narrative gave to Nick and Charlie is the same grace that Good Omens is trying to get us to feel for Crowley and Aziraphale. It doesn’t mean they don’t both say and do things that hurt the other, or that they are both perfect examples of emotional maturity (part of the comedy actually comes from how emotionally immature they each are), but that even they deserve the chance to figure it out. The blame shouldn’t be placed on Aziraphale as an abusive partner (because come on) or on Crowley for being a demon or too sensitive or a victim, but the entire show is about how the blame lies with the institutions of Heaven and Hell and how we can read those allegorically as a stand in for the same social barriers facing actual real queer humans today. Idk I’m just like I think it’s pointless to be waging a Crowley vs Aziraphale war when it comes to which character deserves our sympathy and grace because like, the entire point is that they both do. They both deserve the grace they each show humanity and that their respective “offices” never showed them.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Look at this "fun" playset someone got for kids to use

AESTHETIC PLAYGROUND

The ball pit? The RAINBOW??? How is the GREY rhino the thing with the most "color"???

[ad-wills]

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[echossecondblog]

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

[haystarlight]

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

[crazy-pages]

Help Von Recover From Top Surgery, organized by Von Morris

Hello! My name is Von. I am a trans dude out in Brooklyn and I finally have a top surger… Von Morris needs your support for Help Von Recove

Putting the link in the post.

[ebonyheartnet]

Apollo and the dodgeball did something nice for once. :)

[bogleech]

He was likely hallucinating if he wasn’t making it up for fun but the coolest and scariest marine cryptid claim is definitely the giant freezing cold carnivorous flesh blob allegedly encountered by a diver in 1953, who said he watched it eat a shark: “ Suddenly the water became distinctly colder. While the temperature continued to drop with surprising rapidity, I saw a black mass rising from the darkness of the chasm. It floated upwards very slowly. As at last light reached it I could see that it was of dull brown colour and tremendous size, a flat ragged edged thing about one acre in extent. It pulsated sluggishly and I knew that it was alive despite its lack of visible limbs or eyes. Still pulsating, this frightful vision floated past my level, by which time the coldness had become most intense. The shark now hung completely motionless, paralyzed either by cold or fear. While I watched fascinated, the enormous brown thing reached the shark, contacted him with its upper surface. The shark gave a convulsive shiver and was drawn unresisting into the substance of the monster. “

[bogleech]

HEY WAIT. WAS IT JUST A FUCKING WHALE PLACENTA.

I mean it couldn’t have been “an acre across” but here’s the thing sharks fucking LOVE these. So what I think happened is this guy saw a whale placenta drift overhead on the current and so did that shark. The shark paused in wonder at the fucking smorgasborg coming its way and dove headlong into the ocean’s biggest free pizza, completely wrapped up in it having the time of its sharky life in a way that would definitely look to the untrained oxygen-deprived eye like a giant amoeba came by and ate the shark.