Grimm

Welcome to Grimmquotes! A quote Tumblr dedicated to the NBC show, Grimm.  The show has been described as "a cop drama—with a twist... a dark and fantastical project about a world in which characters inspired by Grimms' Fairy Tales exist", although the...

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Sgt. Wu: He just sent a direct message to a blocked user. Nick: Well can you... Sgt. Wu: Of course I can, I'm Asian.

Drew Wu and Nick Burkhardt - 01x03 Beeware

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Hank: So you do this for kicks? Break into homes, party hardy? Gilda Darner: We were just having fun. Hank: Illegal fun.

Hank Griffin and Gilda Darner - 01x02 Bears Will Be Bears

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Dr. Harper: Well, it’s definitely a puncture wound. But I can’t tell you what made it. I’ve never seen a needle gauge this big. Nick: So was she allergic to apitoxin? Dr. Harper: No. But medical records never kept anyone from dying. I found close to 50 milligrams of apitoxin in her system. A bee sting carries about .1 milligram. Hank: That would make it a bee the size of LeBron James. Dr. Harper: More like the big three combined. Nick: Okay, sports fans.

Dr. Harper, Nick Burkhardt and Hank Griffin - 01x03 Beeware

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Hank: [At the beekeeper’s] What makes a guy want to work, every day, in such a dangerous environment? Nick: What, robbery/homicide too tame for you?

Hank Griffin and Nick Burkhardt - 01x03 Beeware

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Nick: You know anything about Ziegevolk? Monroe: A little. They’re mostly like preachers, game show hosts; you know, actor-types. You know, guys like to be in the public eye. Why, did one goat out on you? Nick: Yeah. Do you know some? Monroe: I knew one in high school. Elvis Greenspan. Got all the chicks; like every hottie in school. Okay, kid was 5'4". Weighed in at like 280. It’s hard to believe but Ziegevolk give off this sort of scent. Nick: What, you mean like pheromones? Monroe: Yeah, they secrete it in their sweat or something. Chicks can’t resist it. And if one of these goat guys touches you, look out man, they own you. Why do you think those Hollywood types are always hugging everybody?

Nick Burkhardt and Monroe - 01x04 Lonelyhearts

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Nick: [Monroe is watching a suspect for Nick[ Can you get closer to him? I need to hear what he’s saying Monroe: Check this out. I am moving in on the bar. There’s an opening directly to her left. I’m about 20 feet form the bar right now. I can be at the opening about… Nick: Okay, I don’t need to know everything you’re doing Monroe: Well, excuse me for being through

Nick Burkhardt and Monroe - 01x04 Lonelyhearts

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“Monroe: The vast majority of humans just can’t process that kind of information. They can believe in all kinds of stuff, you know. Gods, for example. Angels, demons, and dinosaurs and the Big Bang Theory, and E equals MC squared, man. But that’s only because it’s not right in front of them. They’re not looking directly into the boiling core of the raw universe. So, you know, confronted with that kind of reality, a lot of brains just turn to mush.”

— Grimm: Monroe - 01x10 Organ Grinder

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Nick: [In interrogation] I’d like to go over it again, if you don’t mind. Doug: From the beginning? Nick: Well, yeah, unless you know what happens in the end.

Nick Burkhardt and Doug Shellow - 01x03 Beeware

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Monroe: How did you get my new cell phone? Nick: Are you kidding me? I’m a cop

Monroe and Nick Burkhardt - 01x04 Lonelyhearts

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Juliette: What are you thinking? Nick: Oh, I’m just wondering why certain people are attracted to each other. Juliette: It’s all about chemistry. Nick: Oh, well that explains Dale Armstead. Guy who stole your - [Gets a look from Juliette] Guy your first love. Juliette: That wasn’t love. Nick: Well, it certainly wasn’t looks or intelligence. Juliette: You’re one to talk! I met your first girlfriend.

Juliette Silverton and Nick Burkhardt - 01x04 Lonelyhearts

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Monroe: [Nick asks Monroe to follow a suspect] Okay, who am I supposed to be? Nick: Just yourself. Monroe: That’s a little disappointing.

Monroe and Nick Burkhardt - 01x04 Lonelyhearts

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Nick: [after Monroe says something in German] That sounded really beautiful. What does it mean? Monroe: “Everything has an end. Only the sausage has two.” My father used to say it when anyone died

Grimm: Nick Burkhardt and Monroe - 01x21 Big Feet (via grimmquotes)

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Monroe: Look, I don’t want anymore trouble, okay? I’m not that kind of blutbad. I don’t kill anymore, I haven’t in years. Nick: Wait. What did you say you were? Monroe: Blutbad. Vulgarized by your ancestors as “the big bad wolf.” What, did you just get the books tonight? Nick: You know about the books? Monroe: Of course I know about the books. We *all* know about the books. You people started profiling us over 200 years ago. But as you can see, I am not that big, and I am done with the bad thing. Nick: Well, how do you… ? Monroe: How do I stay good? Through a strict regimen of diet, drugs, and Pilates. I’m a reformed blutbad, a wieder blutbad. It’s a different church altogether. Nick: You guys go to church? Monroe: Sure. Don’t you?

Grimm: Eddie Monroe and Nick Burkhardt - 01x01 Pilot (via grimmquotes)

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Monroe: What’s my favorite color? Nick: What? Monroe: You know, you never ask me about anything else. Like sports or music or who the hottest Bond babe was. You know, like normal conversation. Just saying. Be nice to switch it up once and a while, you know. Nick: Well, what’s your favorite color? Monroe: You don’t mean that. Nick: No, really, I want to know. Monroe: Red Nick: Well, I feel so much closer to you now.

Grimm: Monroe and Nick Burkhardt - 01x10 Organ Grinder (via grimmquotes)

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Hank: Can’t believe any of these women wanted to be anywhere near this guy. Nick: You know what? I’m betting it’s the toads. Hank: Yeah, right, toads. If it was only that easy. Maybe I’ll get me some toads.

Hank Griffin and Nick Burkhardt - 01x04 Lonelyhearts

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Sean: You’re lucky to be alive. Pulling a stunt like that. I should have your badge. Hank: If you want it, you can have it. Sean: I’d rather have you alive and wearing it.

Grimm: Sean Renard and Hank Griffin - 01x08 Game Ogre

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Hank: Harper’s bee man just buzzed me. Yeah, I went there

Hank Griffin - 01x03 Beeware