Super College Level Baker

Your name is JANICE CROPER (you'd rather be called JAYNEY by your friends) and you've come to realize that Fiduspawn is still big here on EARTH and that your CLASSMATES are all fun. Also, you may have a slight crush on Fionna the Human (Reverstuck's Jane!) character design credit

[grittygendarme]

-- grittyGendarme [GG] began pestering tyrannousGodhand [TG] at 22:40 --

-- grittyGendarme [GG] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --

[10:42] TG: alrighty

[10:42] GG: Okay no I didn't, but I'll roll with it Pesterchum.

[10:43] GG: Anyways, is there anything in particular that you've seen in the past that he really likes?

[10:43] GG: I was thinking of having that be on the cake.

[10:43] GG: Like one of those toppers they have in the Mexican bakeries/

[10:46] TG: yeah i know what youre talking about

[10:46] TG: well i mean theres his cheesy movies but i doubt youd be able to find a will smith cake topper

[10:47] TG: unless we made one ourselves

[10:47] GG: One can only dream.

[10:49] TG: when will will smith return from the war

[10:49] GG: He's been gone so long.

[10:49] TG: i miss him

[10:50] GG: We all do.

[10:51] GG: His children don't exactly have much entertainment value from what I've seen.

[10:52] TG: its hard to fill those shoes

[10:52] TG: maybe i could make a will smith topper carving knives are like smaller swords right

[10:53] GG: Uh...

[10:53] GG: I suppose?

[10:56] TG: fantastic

[10:57] GG: But uh... I'm not so sure about the amount of control you have for that type of work

[10:59] TG: wow

[10:59] TG: way to have faith in me

[10:59] GG: It's not that!

[10:59] GG: I took a printmaking class once, and it's incredibly difficult to get the right shape in rubber.

-- grittyGendarme [GG] changed their mood to DEVIOUS --

[11:00] GG: UGH PCHUM.

[11:03] TG: fucking pesterchum making you feel things you dont feel

[11:03] TG: what an asshole

[11:05] TG: ok well i guess that isnt the best idea so last minute but it may be a project for another day

[11:05] GG: Yes.

[11:07] GG: What film would you reccommend for the cake/cookies?

[11:11] GG: Damn, Karl's onto me.

[11:11] GG: I probably shouldn't have asked him what he'd like.

[11:12] TG: you gotta be stealthy when digging for information

[11:13] TG: otherwise things get messy

[11:13] GG: I may be a top notch sleuth, but I do not have the stealth of Troll James Bond or Troll Indiana Jones.

[11:16] TG: ok well do what you have to just dont botch the mission agent

[11:16] GG: I may have already seen it walk into a field full of buried landmines...

[11:16] TG: nice going

[11:17] GG: I'm sorry.

[11:18] GG: He now thinks I am planning wriggling day confectionaries.

[11:18] GG: In this case, cookies.

[11:19] TG: so its not an entirely lost cause

[11:20] GG: I guess?

[11:28] TG: ok well whatever you do dont put any dragons on it

[11:29] GG: Yeah, I figured that was the case.

[11:29] GG: I'll save the dragons for Teri's wrggling day.

[11:29] TG: a+++ idea

[11:29] TG: only with real dragons

[11:30] TG: teri wouldnt accept anything less than the real thing

[11:30] GG: But where will I /get/ real dragons?

[11:30] GG: Besides Alternia, because we can't exactly go back there.

[11:31] TG: improvise i guess

[11:31] TG: arent there bearded dragons here

[11:31] GG: I'm not sure.

[11:32] TG: theyre practically dragons

[11:32] GG: Okay then, I guess I'm going on a dragon hunt.

[11:32] GG: Would you tag along were I to invite you?

[11:33] TG: definitely

[11:33] TG: ive had experience when it comes to wrangling critters

[11:33] GG: I'm sure Jadine would love to come too.

[11:33] GG: Sweet.

[11:35] TG: B)

[11:36] GG: Science and Troll Cave Johnson thank Karl for his contribution to the discussion.

[11:40] TG: science rules

[11:40] GG: Yeah!

[11:41] TG: hell fucking yeah

[11:41] TG: alright well this troll needs to go get a wink of sleep if hes ever going to become an aspiring dragon tamer and he suggests you do the same

[11:41] GG: I have cookies to make.

[11:42] TG: finish up the cookies but then take it easy alright

[11:42] TG: dont let them beat you

[11:42] GG: Yes sir, Mister Johnson!

[11:43] TG: see you later master sleuth

[11:43] GG: ]:B

-- tyrannousGodhand [TG] gave up trolling grittyGendarme [GG] at 23:43 --

-- tyrannousGodhand [TG] began trolling grittyGendarme [GG] at 23:43 --

[11:43] TG: BP

-- tyrannousGodhand [TG] gave up trolling grittyGendarme [GG] at 23:43 --

-- tyrannousGodhand [TG] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[grittygendarme]

[11:12] -- grittyGendarme [GG] began trolling gleefulCartoonist [GC] at 23:12 --

[11:13] GG: I regret not coming to you for the topic of Karl's wriggling day confectionaries.

[11:13] GC: K4RLS B1RTHD4Y C4K3?

[11:14] GG: Apparently, he wants cookies instead.

[11:14] GC: Y3P!

[11:14] GG: Gross.

[11:14] GC: MY S3NT1M3NTS 3X4CTLY

[11:15] GG: I don't understand why he doesn't like it.

[11:15] GG: Its so much better than pie.

[11:15] GG: Moreso than cookies.

[11:16] GC: TH3R3 4R3 M4NY TH1NGS TH4T P3OPL3 DONT UND3RST4ND 4BOUT K4RL

[11:16] GC: C4K3 W1LL NOT B3 TH3 F1RST

[11:16] GC: NOR W1LL 1T B3 TH3 L4ST

[11:16] GG: I see.

[11:17] GG: Besides nuts, is there anything else he doesn't like?

[11:18] GC: H3 DO3SNT L1K3 D4RK CHOCOL4T3

[11:18] GC: 4ND DONT PUT 4NYTH1NG COFF33-L1K3 1N 1T 31TH3R

[11:19] GG: Okay, got it.

[11:19] GC: >:]

[11:19] GG: How does he feel about custard and creme?

[11:20] GC: TH4T SOUNDS GROSS"

[11:20] GC: !

[11:20] GG: What?

[11:21] GG: How does that sound gross?

[11:21] GC: 1TS 4LL SL1M3Y

[11:21] GG: Oh.

[11:23] GG: I guess I can see that.

[11:37] GG: Okay so no custar or creme pastries.

[11:38] -- gleefulCartoonist [GC] gave up trolling grittyGendarme [GG] at 23:38 --

[11:39] GG: Okay.

[11:39] -- grittyGendarme [GG] gave up trolling gleefulCartoonist [GC] at 23:39 --

[grittygendarme]

[10:48] -- grittyGendarme [GG] began trolling cynicallyGallionic [CG] at 22:48 --

[10:49] GG: Okay, were I to make you a cake, and I'm not saying I am, what flavor would you like?

[10:49] GG: Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[10:49] CG: I DON'T NEED A CAKE

[10:50] CG: I'M OKAY!

[10:51] GG: Karl, just tell me a flavor of pastry you'd like.

[10:51] GG: If not for hypothetical situations, for science.

[10:52] CG: ...

[10:52] CG: I PREFER COOKIES

[10:53] -- grittyGendarme [GG] huffs --

[10:53] GG: Okay, what flavor cookies.

[10:53] GG: Flavor slash type

[10:54] CG: JUST NORMAL? CHOCOLATE CHIP? BUT I LIKE ANY COOKIES AS LONG AS THERE AREN'T NUTS IN IT

[10:54] GG: Okay, that's doable.

[10:56] CG: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT

[10:56] GG: This is for science, Karl.

[10:56] GG: Remember. that.

[10:56] CG: ...

[10:57] GG: ]:B

[10:57] CG: ......

[10:58] GG: ];B

[11:00] -- grittyGendarme [GG] changed their mood to DEVIOUS --

[11:00] CG: ...

[11:00] GG: PCHUM NO.

[11:00] CG: YEAH SURE

[11:00] CG: REAL INCONVENIENT

[11:00] GG: I was changing themes Karl.

[11:01] CG: MHM!

[11:01] GG: Karl, would I lie to you?

[11:01] CG: PROBABLY

[11:01] GG: Wow.

[11:01] GG: Okay, I see how much faith you have in me now.

[11:03] CG: YOU ARE SO OBVIOUSLY GOING TO MAKE ME A CAKE

[11:03] GG: ...

[11:03] GG: Nnnnnnoooooo...

[11:05] CG: OR COOKIES OR SOMETHING

[11:06] GG: Again, nnnnnnoooooo...

[11:07] CG: THE LONG, DRAWN OUT NO LOOKS REALLY REASSURING

[11:08] GG: ...

[11:08] GG: ]:B

[11:24] GG: Anyways, thank you for your input Karl.

[11:24] GG: Science thanks you.

[11:24] CG: SURE...

[11:25] GG: ]:B

[11:25] -- grittyGendarme [GG] gave up trolling cynicallyGallionic [CG] at 23:25 --

[grittygendarme]

[grittygendarme]

-- gunpowderGnostic [GG] began pestering grittyGendarme [GG] at 19:31 --

[07:33] -- grittyGendarme [GG] pulls the cookies out of the oven and sets them down on the counter to cool. --

[07:33] GG: yummy!

[07:33] GG: those look amazing

[07:33] GG: Hehe! I'm glad you think so.

[07:34] GG: i want to eat them now

[07:34] GG: Now now, not yet.

[07:34] GG: aw

[07:34] -- grittyGendarme [GG] playfully swats her hands away from the pan. --

[07:35] -- gunpowderGnostic [GG] gives a slight frown but stops grabbing for the cookies. --

[07:36] GG: Just give them a few more minutes.

[07:36] GG: okay, i guess i can wait a little bit longer

[07:37] GG: i guess

[07:37] GG: We can have a nice discussion about your feelings while we wait.

[07:38] GG: feelings?

[07:39] GG: this is going to be about johnyn again, isn't it?

[07:40] GG: That's the whole reason I came over dressed as him.

[07:40] GG: okay, but just to be far we also have to talk about who you have a flush crush on

[07:41] GG: Hoo hoo I have no idea what you're talking about.

[07:41] GG: i am sure you have a crush on someone

[07:41] GG: some troll maybe?

[07:42] GG: Not really.

[07:42] GG: i know that geza had a thing for you for a little while but...

[07:42] GG: Yes well, that was then.

[07:43] GG: someone is going to fall for you i know that

[07:43] -- grittyGendarme [GG] shrugs and places chin in her hands. --

[07:43] GG: geza has been spending a lot of time with davvez and rosela no wonder he lost track of everything

[07:44] GG: geza's lost

[07:45] GG: Mm.

[07:46] GG: He's been okay from the time's I've seen him, but that may just be a sort of front, I can't be sure.

[07:46] GG: geza does seem okay, but i can't be sure either

[07:47] GG: It's hard to tell with some people.

[07:48] GG: i know the last time i talked to him... that was at saul's party and he seemed happy

[07:48] GG: Yes.

[07:49] GG: you should have been there, it was lots of fun to see feli and everyone

[07:50] GG: That's always good to hear.

[07:52] GG: i did miss having everyone around though

[07:53] GG: One of these days everyone will be around.

[07:54] GG: soon i am going to tell someone about us being moirails

[07:54] GG: Hoo hoo. Wonder how everyone reacts?

[07:55] GG: i bet out of our human friend, only karl isn't confused for at least a moment

[07:55] GG: johnyn will probably be happy

[07:55] GG: i don't know about how davvez or rosela would react

[07:57] GG: johnyn would be happy i think

[07:57] -- gunpowderGnostic [GG] sighs a little at the thought --

[07:57] GG: Dirryk will make a big fuss over how it isn't him probably.

[07:57] GG: Jadine, you have to be honest with him.

[07:58] GG: i don't know if i could even say a word to him about that

[07:59] GG: If you won't, I will.

[07:59] GG: I don't like seeing you like this. :c

[07:59] GG: janice!

[07:59] GG: i am fine

[08:00] GG: i just don't know how to deal with flushed feelings after davvezsprite

[08:00] GG: Take it from me. Being quiet will only kill you on the inside.

[08:01] GG: i think if i do tell him, i will tell him in person

[08:03] GG: telling johnyn though is going to be so... god!

[08:03] GG: what if he doesn't feel the same way

[08:04] GG: what if i mess up our friendship?

-- grittyGendarme [GG] is now an idle chum! --

[08:13] GG: Jadine, trust me, it wont ruin it.

[08:14] GG: I went through the same thing with Jakoby and Dirryk, before the Game started.

[08:14] GG: you did?

[08:14] GG: Except, well, I royally fucked that up.

[08:15] GG: no it didn't, you guys are friends now aren't you?

[08:16] GG: Well...

[08:16] -- grittyGendarme [GG] bites lip and hangs head. --

[08:16] GG: I'm not sure.

[08:16] GG: I mean, don't get me wrong I still love Dirryk and Jakoby to pieces

[08:16] GG: I value our friendship a whole lot.

[08:17] GG: But we never really got around to sitting in one spot and talking through all of the problems our group had.

[08:17] GG: that is the same way it is with our group

[08:18] GG: but that time will come soon, if you can ever find jakoby

[08:19] GG: listen

[08:19] GG: if you just talk to them and tell them that you are still there for them, i am sure that everything will work out

[08:20] GG: and you'll have me there to help you out when ever

[08:20] -- gunpowderGnostic [GG] places a hand on her shoulder --

[08:26] -- grittyGendarme [GG] sighs and nods. --

[08:26] GG: You're right.

[08:26] GG: I just can't seem to get a hold of them though, hoo hoo.

[08:27] GG: finals are done so hopefully you will be able to get a hold of them soon

[08:27] GG: Hopefully.

[08:28] GG: you will!

[08:28] -- grittyGendarme [GG] giggles a bit. --

[08:28] GG: You're probably right.

[08:28] GG: Now, onto the cookies!

[08:29] GG: yay! cookies!

[08:29] -- grittyGendarme [GG] stands up and moves the cookies from the pan to a plate and pulls out the jug of milk from the fridge. --

[08:30] -- gunpowderGnostic [GG] watches with excitement, grinning the whole time. --

[08:32] GG: Alright, lusii milk and sugar cookies for all.

[08:32] GG: yum yum yum

[08:32] GG: Dig in.

[08:33] GG: ehehehe, don't mind if i do

[08:33] -- gunpowderGnostic [GG] takes a sugar cookie and takes a big bite from it. --

[08:33] GG: ]:)

[08:33] GG: oh wow, this is heaven

[08:33] GG: Yay!

[08:34] GG: i think between you and johnyn, i am going to get fat from all these sweets

[08:34] GG: Hee hee hee.

[08:35] GG: You work out a lot, so I kinda doubt it.

[08:35] GG: its worth the risk either way

[08:36] GG: working out is fun hehe

[08:36] -- grittyGendarme [GG] eats a cookie and serves cups of milk. --

[08:37] -- gunpowderGnostic [GG] takes the glass of milk and after dripping her cookie takes a bite. --

[08:37] GG: mmmm

[08:38] GG: Next time I can make some other types.

[08:38] GG: I wasn't sure if you wanted chocolate chip or not.

[08:39] GG: i like every cookie i have had so far so i am up for anything

[08:39] GG: thanks for these

[08:39] GG: Sure thing.

[08:41] GG: I still think you should talk to him.

[08:41] GG: If need be, I can come with you, if you don't want me to tell him for you.

-- grittyGendarme [GG] changed their mood to DEVIOUS --

[08:42] GG: maybe, but i don't know

[08:42] GG: hm

[08:42] -- grittyGendarme [GG] places a hand over yours. --

[08:43] GG: I'm sure he'll at least think about it.

[08:43] GG: If he can't give you a definite answer the day you tell him

[08:44] GG: okay, i will try to tell him when i see him next

[08:44] GG: i hope so

[08:45] GG: if you come with me though don't blame me if i pass out on you

[08:46] GG: I will drag you back to your room, no worries.

[08:46] GG: thanks

[08:46] GG: thank you so much

[08:46] GG: Or just revive you with cookies.

[08:46] GG: ]:B

[08:47] GG: because i probably will pass out on you no matter what happens

[08:47] GG: hehehe, that could probably work

[08:48] GG: There's a plethora of things I can revive you with.

[08:48] GG: yeah! you could use cakes

[08:49] GG: Frosting.

[08:49] GG: yum

[08:50] GG: I think even some pale kisses will work ];B

[08:50] GG: I'll even dress up as John for that.

[08:50] GG: Hoo hoo hoo!

[08:51] GG: janey!!!

[08:51] GG: i think that might make me go into a coma!

[08:51] GG: ]:B

[08:51] GG: I doubt it.

[08:52] GG: maybe

[08:52] GG: Nahhh.

[08:52] GG: pale kisses might work though

[08:53] GG: ]:)

[08:53] GG: ):D

[08:53] GG: Also...

[08:54] GG: I'm sorry I brought up bad memories.

[08:55] GG: its okay

[08:55] GG: i have to deal with it eventually

[08:55] GG: ]:/

[08:56] GG: I know, I just wish it was a better context and environment.

[08:56] GG: i don't think there is a good eviroment or situation for that short of converstation

[08:57] GG: ]:c

[08:58] GG: maybe there is

[08:59] GG: at least i know i am not alone

[09:00] GG: There is definitely that.

[09:00] -- grittyGendarme [GG] wraps an arm around you. --

[09:02] GG: together we can defeat the games hold on us

[09:03] GG: Let's hope so.

-- gunpowderGnostic [GG] changed their mood to OFFLINE  --

[jadineharleyforever]

((ooc: Pale hugs for the new palemates! Enjoy!))

[jadineharleyforever]

[11:52] — grittyGendarme [GG] began trolling gunpowderGnostic [GG] at 23:52 — [11:52] GG: So. [11:53] GG: How long have you liked Johnyn? [11:53] GG: so??? [11:53] GG: liked johnyn?

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[theaetetustheory]

"What do you mean? I’m dead serious here, Janice. Those smuppets are as much of my home as the carpet I stand on. Or even the walls that force the roof to remain above me. So. It’s a joy to hear that they won’t be bothering you, because they won’t be going anywhere anytime soon."

Was he being serious or was this just a joke to him? No one could tell, except an irony master. His bro was the only one who could tell between the sincere, the joke, and the many many ironic layers.

[grittygendarme]

Sometimes, she swore he acted like seven layered grubsauce dip. Too many layers of irony. Nothing a hard boiled gumshoe couldn't sleuth out! However, it was a little hard sometimes.

"Just please, do not let them get into the batter of anything. I do not need to see a smuppet swimming in there on any occasion." She fell in step beside him. "However, if they somehow end up on the top of a fresh stack of pancakes meant for you, I will withhold any objections I may have about the sanitary conditions in which we live."

[grittygendarme]

burn saul 2k14

May the flames be as hot as the human Hell.

[grittygendarme]

First batch of pixels!

[vriskalovesjohn-blog]

More art for a ship that hasn’t happened in roleplay yet… maybe it will

how do you do hands?

[grittygendarme]

((Finally managed to make one of the pokemon teams with Janice, since her's would be the easiest for me to do. Please ignore the brown patches, as i was doing shit with brown paint.))

[grittygendarme]

((ignore my face, but cosplay progress!))

[corneliapornelia-blog]

Jo’s tweet today (X)

[theaetetustheory]

"Hot and steamy is exactly what those showers are. They’re an extravagant, and very sensual part of any young troll’s life. It would do you some good too, Janice."

Her dramatization was way over the top that even he couldn’t help but laugh at it. “What ever will I do if these living arrangements go unchanged? I would have to rearrange my plush heaven. My rump room. The foam flat.” He said jokingly as he gave her a light push. “I hope you don’t mind some smuppets, because they’re about to be a part of your life.”

[grittygendarme]

"Dear Troll Jesus I can't believe you can say that with a straight face." She started talking steps forwards, but still facing Dirryk. "Seeing as I've known you for quite a while, the smuppets aren't particularly a problem."

She turned around mid step and continued walking, making a face at one image. "But do not test me or you will be sorry."

[theaetetustheory]

Her offer had left him a bit shocked. She wanted to move into his apartment? Well, he had become quite lonely after their friends ran off. Maybe this was what he needed to get himself more outgoing again and not just moping around with his smuppets. 

"Fine. You may move in, but you are not allowed to interrupt my showers. They are a sacred time. You got that, Janice?" He may zone out quite a bit in the shower, but they were soothing and quite relaxing to him. Hopefully, she wouldn’t ruin that, but maybe school is a bit more important. Only a bit.

[grittygendarme]

She shrugged nonchalantly, but inside she reeled at the pranking possibilities thought of having someone to share food with.

"Me? Interupt you and those long, hot steamy showers of no end? Why the mere thought that you could accuse me of something like that! You wound me Dirryk. I thought, I thought we had something special, you and I. But this. This is the final straw." She placed her hands dramatically on herself, one on her forehead and one on her chest.

"I'm sorry." She whispered, trying to stop herself from grinning. "But this living arrangement must go." 

[court-records-net]

Shu Takumi’s new Ace Attorney for the 3DS has been revealed, and it’s a doozy: Dai Gyakuten Saiban - Naruhodou Ryuunosuke no Bouken (Grand Ace Attorney - The Adventures of Naruhodou Ryuunosuke).

Set in the Meiji period of Japan, it follows Naruhodou Ryuunosuke, who is described as Phoenix’s ‘forefather’. Ryuunosuke is described as having a burning sense of justice and being danger-prone - just like Nick. Things don’t change after a century!

More info and scans as they come in! Thanks to RyougaSaotome of GAF for the initial news and Nintendo Everything for the scan.