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hey lads update on my life i saw bangtan live yesterday !!! suicide cancelled

Exo as different party types I have encountered

Suho: the friend who despite being wasted themselves tries to take care of everyone but just ends up falling asleep Xiumin: party host who yells that the cops are here to get everyone out Lay: guy sitting in the corner, is he dead? Does this man have alcohol poisoning? Or is he just shtoned? No one knows. Chen: pours liquor in someone who is asleeps mouth Kyungsoo: takes care of everyone but is mean to his drunk friends throws them into the car and makes them all sleep on the floor Chanyeol: puts backwoods guts between bread and dares his friend to eat it Baekhyun: the friend that ate the Backwoods sandwich Sehun: everyone thinks he's fine but ends up throwing up in the uber Kai: person that gets majorly hyped to go to the party but once he's there he gets scared and calls his mom to pick him up

I took a mystery pill and I can't stop thinking about that one time on Exo showtime where they where shopping for chanyeols bday and someone got this man some q-tips. What the fuck? who buys their bandmate q-tips for they birthday?

HOW DO YOU SMOKE OUT OF AN APPLE

you can smoke out of anything if you're desperate enough BUT HERE ARE THE STEPS TO MAKE AN APPLE PIPESTEP 1: get a pen that you can take out the ink and point so it'll be a hollow tubeSTEP 2: acquire your apple, any kind will do. STEP 3: Rip out stemSTEP 4: position your hollowed out pen at the place where the stem used to be and push into the apple about half way. This will be where you pack the bowlSTEP 5: put the pen on the side of the apple, making sure it will connect with the tunnel you already made. Push and stop once you reach the tunnel. Blow throw that hole to make sure the passage is clear between both "tunnels" STEP 6: pack ur bowl and get shtoned

Seventeen as things I've ate while I was fucked up

S.Coups: grilled steak over rice only I smothered it in bbq sawce Junghan: The apple I smoked out of Joshua: just bread. Plain white sliced bread Hoshi: jack in the box tacos Wonwoo: A McDonald's cheeseburger except with a hot n spicy patty in there Mingyu: an entire box of Frosted Flakes Woozi: gummy bears but they where soaked in vodka. Dokyum: a can of sweetened condensed milk (aka lechera) Jun: that time I ate half an edible brownie, then forgot I ate it and ate the other half then a whole other one. I thought I was dying Seungkwan: an entire carton of goats milk The8: a packet of hot cocoa mix. Just the powder. I don't know why. Vernon: an entire pizza with honey mustard. Dino: half a stick of salami.

#I smoke too much weed that's why I forgot about this account #seventeen scenarios #Vernon scenarios #s.coups scenarios #mingyu scenarios #wonwoo scenarios #junghan scenarios #woozi scenarios #Joshua scenarios #dokyum scenarios #seungkwan scenarios #jun scenarios #the8 scenarios #hoshi scenarios #Dino scenarios

Seventeen as summer adventures I’ve had so far

S.Coups: Going to the gym at like 1 am

Junghan: Helping my best friend watch three drunk people but accidently getting drunk myself

Joshua: Riding in the bed of a friends truck wit friends late at night, super illegal, super fun!

Jun: gETTIN K R U N K at a grad party

Hoshi: trying jungle juice for the first time

Wonwoo: My very first hangover! :)

Woozi: Sneaking out of my house at like 2 AM to go to my friends house for a god damn hot fudge sundae poptart

DK: FUckin around with an abandoned school bus at like 2 am and accidently turning on the lights and honking the hORN BOY WE DIPPED OUTTA THERE SO DAMN FAST

Mingyu: Late night drives despite the fact that neither me or the majority of my friends don’t have our licenses

The8: staying up all night and going for coffee at 4 am

Seungkwan: My friend ordering a pizza with Alfredo and bbq sauce at like 2 am

Vernon: My best friend trying to be trendy by doing a short hairstyle and just ended up bald. Avatar Aang lookin ass

Dino: Playing tag in an old mall with like 8 ppl