Team GB

(garlic bread)

[ruinedchildhood]

[lilbitchthe3rd]

My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most ‘out of context’ Star Trek image

I’ll start:

[catboyweyoun]

[milfmaekar]

[neighbourhoodtwo]

here ya go

[pyllora9]

Oh my time has COME >:D

[ouidamforeman]

Excellent post everyone

[sneasingsneasel]

[alphaflyer]

How could they leave this out?

[ceasarslegion]

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

hey y’all I just found the sloppiest, wettest sounding bass patch I’ve ever heard. here you go 

[pukicho]

[sameoldgeo-deactivated20210207]

You’ve heard of prague rock? This is frog rock

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

my dude thought prog rock was prague rock

[owowowowwoowoowow]

what the Hell is this

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome To My Platoon

[fruitsoftheape100]

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is THE LIEUTENANT

No One Knows His Name

But When He Moves His Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is SARGENT TONGUE

He Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

He Will Break Your Bones

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is LITTLE MICKEY

The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is MR. RASCAL

He Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

He Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

[fruitsoftheape100]

KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

He Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”

With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Ninth Is ME

Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War

[melee-hell]

[permanentlygoaty]

[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]

[kreetn]

You’re…pretty good

[borbtort]

i still can’t believe he guesses the EXACT time it says fire. no human can react like that. then again..

[funny-tik-toks]

[owlwholikeart]

I really found interesting to draw them in the style of the new Lego Cartoon, Monkie kid! And I ended up making another version with clothes that I thought would match.

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

(via)

[serpentineplanesjumper-deactiva]

[taskforcedominatrix]

APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.

[serpentineplanesjumper-deactiva]

[groovyhobo]

This feels like a sequel to Ratatouille where Gusteau just inspires an apple to realise he can shit, and all his Apple family shit with him in front of Anton Ego

[porunareff]

Official preview for the Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan live action drama!

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[onlyblackgirlintheclass2]

He dragged him for not listening lmao

[cheese-greater-official]

The guy in the corner has the face of a man who has witnessed a murder and is absolutely loving it

[call-me-bitchmael]

That teacher is working so hard to keep his cool but I am a teacher, I speak teacher, and that man is having the best day of his entire career

[pollicinor]

Il troll di Photoshop

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

[chrisquartet]

Daily Affirmations

[lady-byleth]

Chris Hemsworth is the kind of celeb who you don't hear anything about until he does something weird and funny and then it's back to radio silence and I like that

[secretmysteriousperson]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[pixpup]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[kangals]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[disco-vader]

[pixpup]

They Meet

[slowspinningredemption]

been howlin at scottish twitter for three days now here’s some of my favourites