No Rest for the Gross

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“Okay, okay, yeesh.” Sometimes her powers could go way haywire. It was a little annoying, seeing as she had been using them for years, but mistakes happened… Not often, but sometimes.

“Word to the wise, Ty? You might want to keep your science stuff out of the way in the future. Even when I’m not on fire, I still run pretty hot.”

    “Aww...” Ty whined, easing his grip on the petri dish. As usual though, Kimiko raised a very good point. Not just because of Kimiko. Sunlight provided heat which with a few minutes might’ve even been damaging to the cultures. Before when he wasn’t in fear for their safety, he did kind of want to impress her with them a little. Casually, of course, with them haphazardly laying around in view.

       “Yeah... I guess I should put them away...                                           They did look kind of cool laid out though, right?”

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    “Hey, don’t itch it. Scabs might be one of the coolest things,             but you can only look not touch. Otherwise it won’t heal right!”

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i done it all the pages are uP!!!

check out my opens btw and interact w meeeee

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ty: [asks his crush out] [immediately makes this face]

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hahaha whoops i deleted everything i wrote like rules and tags and my about page bc i forgot i wrote it in the theme html instead of having pages.

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           if you’re a freak, then you coming with me                     and i know what you came here to do           now bust it open let me see you get loose

                       IT’S GOING DOWN FOR     { REAL }                                 indie razputin from psychonauts

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            {  @pyroteched     ☣  ;;                        

       “Woah woah woah!    Careful with your fiery attitude, Kimiko!”   Forgetting on   actually helping the xiaolin monk,   the grossologist immediately caressed a petri   dish instead, holding it against his heavily thumping chest.                 “I mean... please. These poor babies are sensitive to heat!...                                                                                            Aren’t you, wittle guys?”

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    “Ha! Sorry. Thanksgiving who???”

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~CHRISTMAS~! RP Starters

"Ho-ho-holy shit it's almost Christmas."

"I see that you purposely gave the gingerbread men horrified expressions. I suppose it's so we feel bad as we eat them?"

"NO DON'T FLING YOURSELF AT THE TREE THIS ISN'T ELF."

"How come you're not on top of that tree, angel~?"

"You better not pout, you better not cry, you better good I'm telling you why— the in-laws are coming make a good impression."

"I'm not saying that you can't reach the top of the tree to put on the star...but you could just ask for help."

"Did you know it's scientifically proven that Santa won't come any faster if you keep sticking your head up the chimney?"

"DON'T TOUCH THE COOKIES THEY'RE NOT READY YET!"

"So...just you and me...y'know..chillin'...totally normal except HEY THERE'S SOME MISTLETOE UP THERE WOULD YOU LOOK aT tHAT WHAT A COINCEDENCE!"

"I brought you some hot chocolate while you wait for Santa."

"What do you want for Christmas again?"

"Why does Frosty the Snowman look like a demon?"

"Let's drink our sorrows out with the elves and some eggnog."

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Anti-Christmas starters!

I’ve seen so many Christmas starter sentences with fluff and all nice things, so i wanted to make anti-Christmas starters! Sentences taken from few songs

“Outside the carolers start to sing.. I can’t describe the joy they bring, ‘cause joy is something they don’t bring me.”

“Their whiny voices get irritating.”

“So I stand with a dead smile on my face.”

“Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste”

“Oh god I hate these Satan’s helpers.”

“And then I guess I must’ve snapped, because I grabbed a baseball bat and made them all run for shelter.”

“It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand all year.”

“I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer.”

“You people scare me!”

“Please stay away from my home, if you don’t wanna get beat down.”

“Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.”

“Well I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve..”

“I won’t be home for Christmas.”

“There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree gussied up candy canes and balls.”

“Those carolers have kept me up for hours.”

“It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls.”

“There’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand..”

“It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools, but it’ll surely make a fool out of every man.”

“If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas.”

“You know where to stick those jingle bells!”

“If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah.”

“Joy to the world and jack and coke.”

“Now every year the malls are just a madhouse.”

“Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit..”

“And those colored lights are fucking infantile.”

“I think we collectively as the people, should rise against this corporate jolly noise.”

“Tell the world let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change!”

“Before we spend it all on fucking toys.”

“Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!”

“Joy to the world of getting stoned.”

“Leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.”

“Merry fucking Christmas!”

“It’s Christmas day, i’m alone again.”

“Santa, you bitch.”

“Didn’t get a damn thing from my Christmas list.”

“I wish my old girl/boy would’ve never kissed Saint Nick.”

“Santa, you player, I thought we were friends.”

“Please come back home and leave that fat man alone.”

“I know I’ve been a real bad guy.”

“My name’s made the list, more than a few times.”

“You could light up a candle for every mistake that I’ve made.”

“Wrap me up like a present and throw me away.”

“Let the bells ring on a fool’s holiday.”

“I swear that I’m more than just broken promises.”

“Do not open til you’ve got forever to spend with me on a fool’s holiday.”

“Everybody waits for Christmas, but for me it’s New Year’s day.”

“Everywhere there’s joy around this festive time of year and happiness has never felt so far away.”

“I’m not supposed to feel this way.”

“All that I want this year for Christmas in New Year’s day.”

“It’s only seven days till Christmas. Six more till New Year’s day.”

“I remember how I used to feel, at Christmas..”

“Now last year’s summer romance, is this year’s winter blues.”

“Now i hope you’re happy with yourself, ‘cause i’m not laughing.”

“Don’t you think it’s kind of crappy what you did this holiday?”

“When i gave you my heart, you ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash.”

“Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!”

“I’m tearing down decorations, they remind me of your smile.”

“I hate that mistletoe, it makes me think of our first kiss.”

“I’m jingle belling and everyone’s yelling.”

“We’ll drink ‘til the bars shut us down. Ain’t that just what Christmas is all about?”

“Merry Christmas, bitch!”

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              { @parasiticrot      ☣  ;;

   “Chester, I’m sorry about your plant and all but—

                   Man, did you see how fast those grasshoppers ate it???   That         growth serum must’ve really did a number on their metabolism!  They         couldn’t stop eating!—        Truly fascinating, right?”

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starter call 💞💞💞

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ill never let go of the headcanon that the director of the bureau of g.rossology makes them keep their identities a secret because he’ll get in trouble for having minors work.

first of all, lance boil used to be a grossologist but he never had to keep his two identities a secret. in fact, he even had a huge fan (andy in episode “pussed off”) that recognized him and his work. the biggest difference between the siblings and him? he’s not a minor.

plus not even their parents are allowed to know? sounds really fishy. and i dont think they get paid or anything especially considering abby in “its gotta be the shoes” begged their parents basketball shoes.

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man i need to update my theme. 

so i barely drank as much i really should have considering i got two days off

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 “Santa, it’s really you! I’ve got { MY LIST } ready and everything! A frog dissection kit, a gallon of hag fish slime, a bag of bat guano, a centipede treadmill, a mucus maximizer—!”                    — indie ty from grossology as written by octo

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❝    all  that  you  are  is  a  FACE  in  the  MIRROR !   i  close  my  eyes  and  you’ll  DISAPPEAR !   /   i’m  what  you  FACE  when  you  face  in  the  MIRROR !   long  as  you  LIVE  i  will  still  be  HERE !   ————   THEY’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEPARATE JEKYLL FROM HYDE .     / /     independent  roleplay  blog  for  g.rossol.ogy .   C.HESTER & K.ID R.OT.   heavily  headcanon  based .   private  and  highly  selective.   multi  verse,  multi  fandom  and  oc  friendly.     / /     as  loved  by  lizzie.