Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
trying on a metaphor
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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One Nice Bug Per Day
sheepfilms
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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we're not kids anymore.
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@pyrobuff-blog
“Fuck.”
“Don’t call me a kid. I mean…. technically I am one, and technically, you can call me a kid, but also technically I’m very mature, so… Don’t call me a kid???”
yall should love me by looking at my openssss
thickcrskiin:
“normally i might say no ‘cause that seems kinda mean, but— i guess they did kinda start it.” after all, jan hadn’t done anything to bother the other two girls, yet they still found the need to pick on her anyway. it was just like school back home all over again. lips pulled into a small grimace before she shook her head. “yeah, okay, lemme just find my shoes.”
Smile tugged tighter at her approval. It wasn’t everyday she allowed his vengeful little boyish pranks to happen. Even if they always were meant to be as harmless as this one. “Yes!!... If you don’t hurry, you’re gonna have to go out barefoot. The camp store is only open 24/7 and those girls aren’t gonna scare themselves!” At if to hurry it along, Raz even peered absentmindedly around the girls’ cabin, lifting some book up for a second while he rambled to himself, “At least I hope not. I don’t think that would be nearly as satisfying— even if we were around?”
{ @thickcrskiin ✷ ;;
“Jaaaaan!! Hey, let’s go hunting for arrowheads! I wanna see how many of the psy eye-ball thingys we can get and then scare Kitty and Franke with them!!” That’s not how they’re supposed to be used, but oh well. Campers aren’t supposed to be treating other campers so rudely either.
like this for a starter too when i get on the comppp
guess whos back
back againNN
Ya ever gonna use this blog again?
probably. i keep coming back tbh
“And that, my beautiful companion, is the smell of psychic trouble...”
“Also a hint of a fire! Amazing!”
You tell ‘em Sasha.
Even when I know they’re coming, I’m never prepared for the Psychonauts 2 updates.
Crying at my desk like and idiot right now. Also enjoy my calligraphy spacing fail.
"Kill it! It's evil!" // .....who even knows what "it" is omg
[ portal is my shit || accepting !! ]
“Awww... Look at those big eyes though, Jan! He’s adorable! He probably just wanted to take a nap in your hair.”
Psych {Sentence Starters}
"You cannot sit here in a dark car all alone. You'll be picked up for mopery."
"I could give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you."
"I'm just trying to keep the streets safe."
"Just because you put syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes."
"I cannot thank you enough for believing in me!"
"Just so you know, if you go to prison, I will not wait for you!"
"I'm sorry, but was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?"
"I don't lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me."
"I had no idea you were so serious about bowling."
"I haven't snuck into your apartment for weeks. Which reminds me, you're all out of peanut butter."
"To be honest, I'm burnt. I just wanna take a nap."
"No, and frankly, I could care less."
"I can't believe this. You lifted your look right off this mannequin!"
"Great. Now you've gotten me kicked out of a funeral."
"His responses to my interrogation were hostile at best."
"I don't even know how that ridiculous urban legend got started."
"What part of 'stay put' is confusing to you?"
"Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future."
"You can't judge someone by the tales they tell."
"Actually, all I have is the phrase 'I have a foolproof plan'. Beyond that, I'm wide open."
"I think I broke my back, and my neck, and my arm."
"What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?"
"Why do people say, 'I could care less' when they really mean, 'I couldn't care less?'"
"I did get you a donut. And then I ate it."
"Where'd you get that juice box and does it come in grapalicious?"
"I'm just saying, technology is way overrated."
friendship to romance tropes i can’t get enough of
holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me
hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT
we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf
we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn
i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.
neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah
we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?
MY PARENTS WON’T GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT GETTING A SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND THEY’RE HAVING A GET-TOGETHER IN A FEW DAYS PLS PRETEND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I’M HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU BUT IT SURE IS A NICE BONUS
Are you back for another dance?
“HA! I don’t even need telepathy to know what you’re gonna ask! Aaaand the answer is yes.”
“Fuck.”