Psych {Sentence Starters}
"You cannot sit here in a dark car all alone. You'll be picked up for mopery."
"I could give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you."
"I'm just trying to keep the streets safe."
"Just because you put syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes."
"I cannot thank you enough for believing in me!"
"Just so you know, if you go to prison, I will not wait for you!"
"I'm sorry, but was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?"
"I don't lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me."
"I had no idea you were so serious about bowling."
"I haven't snuck into your apartment for weeks. Which reminds me, you're all out of peanut butter."
"To be honest, I'm burnt. I just wanna take a nap."
"No, and frankly, I could care less."
"I can't believe this. You lifted your look right off this mannequin!"
"Great. Now you've gotten me kicked out of a funeral."
"His responses to my interrogation were hostile at best."
"I don't even know how that ridiculous urban legend got started."
"What part of 'stay put' is confusing to you?"
"Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future."
"You can't judge someone by the tales they tell."
"Actually, all I have is the phrase 'I have a foolproof plan'. Beyond that, I'm wide open."
"I think I broke my back, and my neck, and my arm."
"What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?"
"Why do people say, 'I could care less' when they really mean, 'I couldn't care less?'"
"I did get you a donut. And then I ate it."
"Where'd you get that juice box and does it come in grapalicious?"
"I'm just saying, technology is way overrated."
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