Update on my Skyrim character Rias
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Update on my Skyrim character Rias
Index Cards Rule
Has this ever happened to you:
“Okay, so it’s Bob’s turn. Oh, shit, wait, I forgot to roll saves for those orcs at the end of their turn. Oh and I forgot to apply the ongoing damage from the poison to them. So let me just take a step back. Huh, that one orc should be dead from the ongoing damage already… wait, let’s just rewind for a bit. Oh, and that one was stunned so it shouldn’t have been able to take any actions…”
Fret not! Because finally there’s a solution!
Hi, I’m that guy who runs the Fuck Yeah Dungeons and Dragons shopping network, and I’m here to tell you about how cool index cards are. Observe.
And ordinary pile of stupid boring index cards transform into the most powerful tracking tool in the hands of an expert GM.
Have your players roll Initiative or some bullshit like that and then roll Initiative for monsters. Write down their Initiatives and names on a card.
Then put them in a nice pile in Initiative order.
And you can use these to track all kinds of information and have it all at hand whenever you have to remember it.
Keep track of monster hit points and conditions.
Keep track of save ends conditions. In here I’ve written the condition at the top so I remember to apply its effect at the beginning of Steve’s turn and also at the bottom to remind me that Steve gets to save against it at the end of his turn.
But there’s more.
Like I wrote earlier, you can use this to keep track of important NPCs and factions. I even made a little countdown clock for their goal. When it’s full the zombie apocalypse happens. Every time the PCs fail to stop the cult’s evil plans or don’t do anything to stop them, the clock ticks forward.
And here’s the other side, for keeping track of important NPCs and other personas involved in the cult.
Like that’s just a few things you can do with index cards. They’re really cool.
You could theoretically use almost any kind of card for this but who wants to do that
I am totally going to try this on my next game.
Love it
My new Skyrim character Rias. She is a full blown powerful mage with looks that could charm a succubus out of her clothes. She is a high elf. Mods used to get her looks oh so right are; adorable females, ethereal elves, and natural eyes. Under the clothes is nodded by the saraphim body mod.
made on Xbox one
[DM voice] and here’s where I would put my logical plot progression, IF MY PLAYERS HADNT BROKEN IT
what does a dm voice sound like?
disappointment and tears
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how to check if a d20 is cursed, thought you might like it :D
Oh, this is interesting. I might have to try this out. But I never would have thought about this.
it actually works. i ended up doing it with all my old dice and about 2/3s of them landed on low numbers
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Time to test some of mine out
"Please don't make me describe this..." - our DM after the bard rolls a nat20 to seduce a living slime.
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Lol hentai ensues
The goblin offers you a truce. He has seen that you are just as pathetic as he is and wants to be friends.
The DM after three turns of a Fighter and Goblin attacking and missing for three turns. (via outofcontextdnd)
Random DnD Worldbuilding
Male tieflings wearing skirts because having custom pants tailored to accommodate their tails is too much of a hassle
Firefighter clerics, wizards, and druids
(and the apologetic sorcerer that probably started the fire by mistake)
Young, forty-something dwarves joining druid circles and protesting the damage their clan mining does on the environment
Everyone gives up trying to categorize sexuality when a half-elf can bring their cute dragonborn boyfriend home to meet their family
Human kids having an awesome bearded dwarf vodka-aunt that adventured with a great-grandparent decades ago and gives the best presents
Ok but there are several disciplines of magic that let you bring people back from the dead wtf
Young punk elves barely in their 80s but yelling at humans “Check yourself knave I made out with your grandma before she even had your Da.”
Wizards for Familiar Rights
Spellcasters using ‘alter self’ and switch genders at will
A giant half-Orc mom adopting street kids and giving them shoulder rides
A normal human whose sibling was born a tiefling beating up village kids who mistreat them
Integrated cities made to accommodate smaller folk like halflings and gnomes
Would alchemists be the ones to concoct magic medications for psych disorders? Are divination clerics and wizards psychologists?
Convoluted age laws because a half-orc is an adult at 15 but an elf isn’t considered of-age until their first century.
Maybe democracies aren’t a thing in Faerûn because all you’d need is a few necromancers to literally have dead people voting
Bard rock bands
Random DnD Worldbuilding
Male tieflings wearing skirts because having custom pants tailored to accommodate their tails is too much of a hassle
Firefighter clerics, wizards, and druids
(and the apologetic sorcerer that probably started the fire by mistake)
Young, forty-something dwarves joining druid circles and protesting the damage their clan mining does on the environment
Everyone gives up trying to categorize sexuality when a half-elf can bring their cute dragonborn boyfriend home to meet their family
Human kids having an awesome bearded dwarf vodka-aunt that adventured with a great-grandparent decades ago and gives the best presents
Ok but there are several disciplines of magic that let you bring people back from the dead wtf
Young punk elves barely in their 80s but yelling at humans “Check yourself knave I made out with your grandma before she even had your Da.”
Wizards for Familiar Rights
Spellcasters using ‘alter self’ and switch genders at will
A giant half-Orc mom adopting street kids and giving them shoulder rides
A normal human whose sibling was born a tiefling beating up village kids who mistreat them
Integrated cities made to accommodate smaller folk like halflings and gnomes
Would alchemists be the ones to concoct magic medications for psych disorders? Are divination clerics and wizards psychologists?
Convoluted age laws because a half-orc is an adult at 15 but an elf isn’t considered of-age until their first century.
Maybe democracies aren’t a thing in Faerûn because all you’d need is a few necromancers to literally have dead people voting
Bard rock bands
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Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Holy shit.
This is glorious
I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.
Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but I love this story.
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Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?
I KNEW IT
They have built up quite a penny hoard here! :D
Tiny dragons hoarding copper instead of gold :)
Now we know where all the pennies that vanish in the house go…
Of course, having a few hundred dollars worth of pennies would be nice :)
It just has to guard its hoard from tiny treasure seekers…