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caitlyn: ok guys, lets hug it out.

[hug]

charlotte: who stole my phone?

emily: sorry

charlotte: your secret is safe with me.

charlotte: mainly because ill forget it

someone: awe, i wish i was that close with my friends!

emily: given the slightest opportunity i would drop kick every single one of these idiots into another dimension

caitlyn: do you think dogs ever see a police dog and think "oh shit a cop!"

nic: you spent all day with lucy didn't you

nic: WHY did you give emily a knife?

lucy: she said she felt unsafe

nic: now i feel unsafe!!!

lucy: i'm sorry...

lucy: ... do you want a knife?

ella: gtm are fine

nic: . .-.. .-.. .- / .. / .-.. .. - . .-. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / -.-. .- -. - / - .- .-.. -.-

caitlyn + emily: th e voic e s spe ak of a god

lucy + charlotte: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the rest of the people on the teacup ride: spinning slowly, idly chatting, having fun

gtm, whizzing by: all of them are screaming, lucy is standing, charlotte is halfway out the cup and the others are somehow playing uno

charlotte: can we talk about the message you sent out to everyone?

caitlyn: it was a critical update

charlotte: it says "bad bitch is back in town"

caitlyn: the people need to know.

ella: god, give me patience.

charlotte: isn't the saying "god, give me strength?"

ella: if god gave me strength you'd be dead.

emily: [watching lucy play a trumpet with her nose]

emily: ive never been so repulsed yet intrigued in my whole life

lucy: yo ella! how's it going!

ella: ✔ Read 3:56pm

lucy:

lucy: this is a verbal conversation.

caitlyn: i think im losing my voice...

emily: does that mean you can't yell at people for us anymore?

[later]

emily: so it turns out caitlyn is a LOT scarier when she's quiet

charlotte: why did the chicken cross the road?

nic: why?

charlotte: to get to the idiot's house.

charlotte: knock knock.

nic: who's there?

charlotte: the chicken.

nic:

nic: i won't punt you on one condition.

nic: go tell that joke to ella.

caitlyn: you know what, we're smart too!

nic: oh yeah? ok, what's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

emily, narrowing her eyes: don't fall for it cait. she's just making up words.

ella: we can't tell anyone.

charlotte: i just told emily.

emily: well, i only told lucy!

lucy: and i told many, many people.

lucy: HEY! i cook!!

nic: offering people gum is NOT cooking!!!

charlotte: life is... an egg.

ella: explain?

charlotte: has chickens in it sometimes.

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