Grove

[groves-meadow]

Hm? Oh! Hello there! I’m Grove!

I’ve been dead for… oh I can’t remember. Oh! I’m a ghost! Boo! I died when I was 11 though! I’m very scary!! I’m very good at haunting!

Oh, have you seen my glasses? I appear to have lost them…

Ooc!

It’s my girl, grove! She has a problem with stealing glasses to clean them

No nsfw, you can be mean (in character) but nothing sexual at all

Same DNI as my main @crow-collective15 <3

She/her for grove, any pronouns for mod

Bsd oc

Uncovered lore!

•Her Father was a diplomat

•She died during the Victorian era. 1860s or so

•Her death was… violent. No other details known about it

•she’s rather forgetful

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"

[groves-meadow]

“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"No they-"

*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*

"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."

[groves-meadow]

“Point proven”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."

[groves-meadow]

“And??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Not everyone around me dies!"

[groves-meadow]

“I’m dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You were dead before you met me!"

[groves-meadow]

“Lots of people are dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How is that my fault? What am I the grim reaper?"

[groves-meadow]

*she shrugs*

“Don’t you kill people?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well yeah, but that's because it's my job and I don't kill everyone in my sight."

[groves-meadow]

“Mmm. I still don’t think the scientists would last very long”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fine then, since you have so little faith in me. I been wounded."

[groves-meadow]

“I think I’m justified!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Define justified."

[groves-meadow]

“Justified!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"

[groves-meadow]

“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"No they-"

*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*

"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."

[groves-meadow]

“Point proven”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."

[groves-meadow]

“And??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Not everyone around me dies!"

[groves-meadow]

“I’m dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You were dead before you met me!"

[groves-meadow]

“Lots of people are dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How is that my fault? What am I the grim reaper?"

[groves-meadow]

*she shrugs*

“Don’t you kill people?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well yeah, but that's because it's my job and I don't kill everyone in my sight."

[groves-meadow]

“Mmm. I still don’t think the scientists would last very long”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fine then, since you have so little faith in me. I been wounded."

[groves-meadow]

“I think I’m justified!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"

[groves-meadow]

“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"No they-"

*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*

"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."

[groves-meadow]

“Point proven”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."

[groves-meadow]

“And??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Not everyone around me dies!"

[groves-meadow]

“I’m dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You were dead before you met me!"

[groves-meadow]

“Lots of people are dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How is that my fault? What am I the grim reaper?"

[groves-meadow]

*she shrugs*

“Don’t you kill people?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well yeah, but that's because it's my job and I don't kill everyone in my sight."

[groves-meadow]

“Mmm. I still don’t think the scientists would last very long”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"

[groves-meadow]

“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"No they-"

*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*

"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."

[groves-meadow]

“Point proven”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."

[groves-meadow]

“And??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Not everyone around me dies!"

[groves-meadow]

“I’m dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You were dead before you met me!"

[groves-meadow]

“Lots of people are dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How is that my fault? What am I the grim reaper?"

[groves-meadow]

*she shrugs*

“Don’t you kill people?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"

[groves-meadow]

“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"No they-"

*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*

"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."

[groves-meadow]

“Point proven”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."

[groves-meadow]

“And??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Not everyone around me dies!"

[groves-meadow]

“I’m dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You were dead before you met me!"

[groves-meadow]

“Lots of people are dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"

[groves-meadow]

“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"No they-"

*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*

"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."

[groves-meadow]

“Point proven”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."

[groves-meadow]

“And??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Not everyone around me dies!"

[groves-meadow]

“I’m dead!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"

[groves-meadow]

“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"No they-"

*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*

"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."

[groves-meadow]

“Point proven”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."

[groves-meadow]

“And??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"

[groves-meadow]

“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"No they-"

*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*

"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."

[groves-meadow]

“Point proven”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"

[groves-meadow]

“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Why because I want to drug them?!"

[groves-meadow]

“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"How would they died?!"

[groves-meadow]

“Cause you!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they keep dying!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"We wait till they wake up. We got time."

[groves-meadow]

“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."

*He uttered that last part.*

[groves-meadow]

“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

*Heavy old man sigh.*

"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."

[groves-meadow]

“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”

[phonebeenmimiced]

“BOO!!!!!”

- @groves-meadow

*Blink.*

[groves-meadow]

“Hi!!!!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"

[groves-meadow]

“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."

[groves-meadow]

*she gasps*

“You can nap for 4 months to??”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."

[groves-meadow]

“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."

[groves-meadow]

*she nods along*

“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Says the Victorian ghost child."

[groves-meadow]

“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."

[groves-meadow]

“What?? Why would I do that???”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."

[groves-meadow]

“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."

[groves-meadow]

“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"

[groves-meadow]

“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."

[groves-meadow]

“Well that’s mean”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"

[groves-meadow]

“Nicely?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"

[groves-meadow]

“Maybe drop the gun part?”

[phonebeenmimiced]

"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."

[groves-meadow]

“You cannn lightly shove them”