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@phonebeenmimiced
"I am André Gide. We ghosts came in search of... the one who will free our souls."
RULES
-> No NSFW asks (flirty ones are fine)
-> In character I use "quotation marks"
-> Out of character I don't use quotation marks or I use ooc:
-> Same owner as @paintedgrilledcheese
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”
"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"
“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”
"No they-"
*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*
"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."
“Point proven”
"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."
“And??”
"Not everyone around me dies!"
“I’m dead!”
"You were dead before you met me!"
“Lots of people are dead!”
"How is that my fault? What am I the grim reaper?"
*she shrugs*
“Don’t you kill people?”
"Well yeah, but that's because it's my job and I don't kill everyone in my sight."
“Mmm. I still don’t think the scientists would last very long”
"Fine then, since you have so little faith in me. I been wounded."
“I think I’m justified!”
"Define justified."
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”
"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"
“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”
"No they-"
*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*
"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."
“Point proven”
"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."
“And??”
"Not everyone around me dies!"
“I’m dead!”
"You were dead before you met me!"
“Lots of people are dead!”
"How is that my fault? What am I the grim reaper?"
*she shrugs*
“Don’t you kill people?”
"Well yeah, but that's because it's my job and I don't kill everyone in my sight."
“Mmm. I still don’t think the scientists would last very long”
"Fine then, since you have so little faith in me. I been wounded."
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”
"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"
“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”
"No they-"
*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*
"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."
“Point proven”
"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."
“And??”
"Not everyone around me dies!"
“I’m dead!”
"You were dead before you met me!"
“Lots of people are dead!”
"How is that my fault? What am I the grim reaper?"
*she shrugs*
“Don’t you kill people?”
"Well yeah, but that's because it's my job and I don't kill everyone in my sight."
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”
"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"
“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”
"No they-"
*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*
"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."
“Point proven”
"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."
“And??”
"Not everyone around me dies!"
“I’m dead!”
"You were dead before you met me!"
“Lots of people are dead!”
"How is that my fault? What am I the grim reaper?"
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”
"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"
“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”
"No they-"
*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*
"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."
“Point proven”
"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."
“And??”
"Not everyone around me dies!"
“I’m dead!”
"You were dead before you met me!"
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”
"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"
“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”
"No they-"
*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*
"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."
“Point proven”
"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."
“And??”
"Not everyone around me dies!"
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”
"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"
“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”
"No they-"
*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*
"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."
“Point proven”
"I can be a nice guy! I have a daughter and she's still living."
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”
"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"
“I just feel like they wouldn’t last long around you”
"No they-"
*Gide then paused for a moment, as if he was calculating in his head.*
"Hmm... well I can snap their neck... break their bones... no..."
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“You wanted to hold them at gun point at first!”
"Yeah, but I never said I would actually shoot them! People will do anything if you have a gun pointed at them. Also, I'm out of bullets, so it would have been unloaded anyway!"
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“Cause you!!”
"Why because I want to drug them?!"
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“But what if they keep dying!!”
"How would they died?!"
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“But what if they die? Then we’ve got another dead guy!”
"Simple we find another scientist. There's like hundreds of them."
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“Well if they’re drugged how are they supposed to do science?”
"We wait till they wake up. We got time."
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“We should give them candy, I’ve heard people talk about candy and kidnapping”
"Oh that. Yeah kid that's a kidnapping technique to kidnap kids. Offer them candy and yank them into the van. Though to make our scientist more compliant maybe I can drug the candy..."
*He uttered that last part.*
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
“You cannn lightly shove them”
*Heavy old man sigh.*
"Fine I'll lightly shove them into the car so we can kidnap them."
“BOO!!!!!”
- @groves-meadow
*Blink.*
“Hi!!!!”
"Hey there ghost child. Long time no see. Where have you been?"
“I fell asleep, I’ve been asleep!”
"Hehe you and me both kid, you and me both."
*she gasps*
“You can nap for 4 months to??”
"Yes. I'm basically a bear. Give me food, like lots of it, and I'll sleep through the months."
“Woahhhh, i didn’t think that was possible”
"When you're a old man like me anything is possible. You're talking to the same man who came back from the dead."
*she nods along*
“Right right, you’re weird, I forgot that”
"Says the Victorian ghost child."
“Yeah but i didn’t come back to life!”
"You should kidnap a scientist to force them to bring you back to life."
“What?? Why would I do that???”
"Because why not? Don't you ever want to like, eat again? Feel stuff through touch? Also scientists deserve it."
“Well… yeah. But kidnapping is rude”
"I can kidnap them for you. It won't be rude if you're not the one kidnapping them. You're just a witness."
“Hm… ok! But we have to be nice to them”
"Okay but how nice? Do I have to hold the door open or something? Ask please?"
“I dunno? Just be nice? Don’t kill him! That’s nice”
"Okay well I won't kill them. But I will send death threats and keep them at gun point."
“Well that’s mean”
"Well how else am I supposed to kidnap them?"
“Nicely?”
"So please get in the car, you are being kidnapped, please don't resist, I have a gun. How does that sound?"
“Maybe drop the gun part?”
"Fineee. Can I at least kick them into the car."
