I'm not sure what to put here how does this work

[monamoni]

[catasters]

[monamoni]

[growling-snow]

My first thought: no no no no--get away!

Me second thought: I would be so entranced I would also do exactly this and if I die, I die happy

😔

[growling-snow]

[growling-snow]

I desperately need to know Andy Weir's secret to selling movie rights to his books. His two adaptations have been brilliant box office hits. Both stayed true to the heart of the book while tweaking bits for the screen in all the right places.

How???

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[penny-anna]

#we would create an entire new astrology system about it#spoinglology

Grace, watching the eridian children develop a whole astrology-esque personality typing system based around what colour they are: oh god what have I done

[penny-anna]

anyway ppl mentioning synesthesia in the notes so i suggest to you: Grace explaining to fascinated Eridians that deep sounds are 'dark coloured' and high sounds are 'light coloured'

[penny-anna]

Grace: so red is hot

Rocky: ok

Grace: and blue is cold

Rocky: ok

Rocky: why?

Grace: I. I'm not really sure.

[penny-anna]

#ok thats fire and ice/water obviously

Rocky: so fire is red?

Grace: well no it's usually more orange

Rocky: and ice is blue

Grace: well kinda? it usually looks clear or white

Rocky: this is bullshit

[catchymemes]

[musingsofaraven]

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

[i-llbedammned]

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

[erebus0dora]

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

[lowestechelonabomination]

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

[entities-of-posts]

The Beholding

[growling-snow]

Just make this my obituary.

[dailycatsblog]

[growling-snow]

The days are counting down to when Hank Green announces his candidacy....

[growling-snow]

John's denying it, but it's only a matter of time.

[fuckinghellsbells]

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

[democracykills]

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

[thehighladyelf]

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

[fieldbears]

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

[marvelous-freeman]

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

[emersonlugosi]

Ach.. Das sind IDIOTEN!! Die Pterodaktylen haben sowieso ein kleines Vogelgehirn..

(I hope this all comes out right, I had to use Google translate…)

[tiktaali]

[writing-prompt-s]

As a mage, you enchant a lot of random objects in your tower to have a minor will and locomotion, just to make life more convenient. Today, you wake up to find pens and pans alike covered in blood, and the corpse of a masked man lying bloody and battered on your floor.

[memeuplift]

[explore-animals-and-wildlife]

[importantcatpics]

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!