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Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

Today’s going to be one of those days, I think.

In my purrsonal opinion, there hasn’t been a good mewvie made in my lifetime.

How long do mew have to neglect a blog before the bubblr drones come to furrcibly remove it furrom your hands?

#Karkat has been using my husktop to watch his shows.#Thankfully I only had to threaten him with death ten times befur he gave it back.#ic

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#Additionally most chips are made from corn and most cereal is some sort of oat.

a smartass coward is still a coward my friend

All right, then.

Next time, mew hunt the flying beast with claws, and I will eat the soggy chips.

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cereal is just small chips that have yet to reach their final form

Cereal is mostly sugar, whereas chips are almeowst entirely defined by their saltiness. They are purractically on opposite sides of the spectrum.

#Additionally most chips are made from corn and most cereal is some sort of oat.#coinflipped #ic

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ladies and gentlemen we have us a coward

Chips don’t belong in cereal, no matter who mew are.

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#Follow up question: is that something I should assume goes in the cereal?

only if youre not a coward

doritos are chips and sometimes theyre also taco shells

So your real answer is no, they do not go in cereal.

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man i can barely navigate a grocery store no way can i get that crafty with my doritos and cereal

Your what and cereal?

#Follow up question: is that something I should assume goes in the cereal?#coinflipped #ic

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#There is of course a furiety (variety) of goods one can purrcure (procure) from a dead beast#but food is the main goal.#Oh and thank mew fur your congratulations.

youre welcome so what other cool stuff did you get from it was it like a dragon or something

#picture some sweet boots for me

Absolutely not.

Scaled animals, as a rule, are not worth the effort it takes to pierce their hides. A purrticularly small one, purrhaps, but combining the danger of facing another purredator, with the difficulty of clawsing enough damage to kill it without bringing the value of the hide to almost nil, means that it is almost always better to avoid the situation -- assuming such a thing is pawssible.

It was a maned beakbeast. Larger than average, certainly; unfurrtunately, wings hold little value, but the fur held up well. Then there are the bones, of course, useful fur all manner of things; the mane itself is very valuable as a luxury item, though I might keep it myself; and most of the meat will be eaten over the next few days, else boiled, salted, or dried.

I take it mew don’t do much of your own hunting?

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#And I got to subject my signsibling to the same hike to retrieve what I could not carry.#So that was quite entertaining.

wow i have like almost no idea on what the context is on that whole mini quest there but i guess it sounds like it had a happy ending at least so congrats on that

Food.

That would be the long and the short of it.

The longhair and the shorthair, if mew would.

#There is of course a furiety (variety) of goods one can purrcure (procure) from a dead beast #but food is the main goal.#Oh and thank mew fur your congratulations.#coinflipped #ic

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its not just self proclaimed it was cosmic fucking predestination dude

i know i passed out right after asking you whats up so if you wanna keep up the chat which im at least totally down for ill give you the options of telling me whats up now at this moment and/or what cool shit you got up to that kept you out so late

Hmm, right.

Well, on the topic of what kept me furrom retiring home fur a peaceful rest on time last night, there was a rather large winged beast that, rather than accept a spear through the liver as death, decided to furce me to take a long and boring hike after it as it flew ofur (over) the horizon.

Meow, while I will admit, my aim could certainly have been better, ensuring a swifter and less wasteful kill, I would challenge anyone to land a cleaner throw on an already angry target moving above the tree line.

Sadly, the puncture of the liver contameownated (contaminated) more of the surrounding meat than I would have liked, but I was able to retrieve my weapon.

So, while inconvenient, it was a worthwhile endeafur.

(Endeavour.)

#And I got to subject my signsibling to the same hike to retrieve what I could not carry.#So that was quite entertaining.#coinflipped #ic

Staying up late has consequences.

#I am furry tired.#ic

@puppice started following you

Purrdon me, but I’m unclear as to the exact originator of this pun.

Purrpose? Porpoise? A portmanteau of puppy and ice, as in the solid state of water?

It seems to me that mew should be aware of the quite ambiguous state of your URL. Purrhaps a clarifying note somewhere is in order.

#ic #puppice

@trolldannyzuko started following you

I’m afurraid I don’t get the refurrence.

But nonetheless, my name is Kankri, and it’s a purrleasure.

#ic #trolldannyzuko #[[ years and years of leaving and returning to tumblr. some things change. but trolldannyzuko remains. ]]#[[also i either forgot or didnt know cowboyfr1end was your blog sdfsfds im hella dumb ]]

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as an expert on time i can tell you for sure that its a myth and usually doesnt matter at all

im dave whats up

Ah, yes, how furrtunate it is to have a self proclaimed ‘expurrt on time’ so conveniently available.

As fur ‘what’s up,’ I stayed out quite late, so I’m resting my paws a bit befur bed and enjoying this world wide web, as some call it.

It’s all right, I suppose.

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tHOSE ARE PRETTY USEFUL THINGS TO KNOW, oUT THERE,

iT’S, uH, cOMPLICATED,

i’M OUT AND ABOUT, bUT NOT IN THE WILDS ANYMORE,

dO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SGRUB,

No, I can’t say that I do.

Is that relevant to the topic of spending time in the wilderness?

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