Your book on Witchcraft is bullshit if:
It uses the “Witchcraft” and “Wicca” fuckin interchangeably
It suggests you’re one dreadlock and eagle feather away from being your very own, white Shaman
It claims “Voodoo” is a super fun, spooky thing that everyone should join in on
Smudging is cool, also, has anyone seen my works cited? Oh that’s right, I didn’t make one.
If you curse, you are mustache twirling devil and the 3 fold law is gonna send your ass to witch hell
All witches, Wiccan or not should abide by the rede or burn the hell up in the aforementioned fictional witch hell
Ignorantly throws around the word “Chakras” like fuckin mardi gras beads
You even see the word gypsy once
Spices things up with some sacred, closed and wildly un researched Native American Spiritualism
Miscellaneous new age white person spiritualism
And here’s some Ohms. ૐ ૐ ૐ
I’m not sure what what they but have some more Ohms ૐ ૐ ૐ ૐ ૐ
Wait, white sage is endangered?
New Additions:
It suggests that “witch” is a gendered term or refers to witches (and possibly the reader) exclusively with she/her pronouns.
It sets hard timelines on length of study before you can call yourself a witch or learn certain skills or try certain activities i.e. “year and a day before you can cast a spell” with a hand-wave of an explanation. (Bonus points if it’s a book that’s supposedly for solitary witches.)
It says anything about youth being inherently magical. Big honking red flag.
“The Law of Attraction TOTALLY works! You just need to be more positive!”
You don’t need medicine or doctors, just drink this crystal herb elixir and do this spell, oh and don’t forget to put mugwort in your tea. What are health warnings?
But of COURSE we can apply modern concepts to ancient narratives without any regard for the historical record! There was totally a pre-Christian Irish potato goddess!
NINE MILLION DEAD WITCHES!!!11!!!1!!eleventy
There is only ONE RIGHT WAY to be a witch, the rest are garbage and you’ll probably end the world if you get things wrong.
Thanks for the great additions Bree!

















