Parvati: Ohhhh, Lavenderrrrr!!! Itās time!
Lavender: No, it isnāt, itās time when I say itās time.
Parvati: Is it time?
Lavender: Yes, itās time! Jeez. You sometimesā¦.
Parvati: YAY!! Letās get started.
Lavender: Canāt you let me finish a sentence?
Parvati: No, Iām ready to get started!!
Lavender: Ughā¦. all right.
Parvati: Yay! Iām so excited!!
Lavender: I really need a new partner.
Parvati: Uh! Donāt you love me?
Lavender: Sure, Parv⦠itāsā¦
Parvati: Youāre gonna sit a lot this month!
Lavender: Oh, no. Youāll be stuck spending this Valentineās Day on the couch, Aries. Sorry!
Parvati: Oooohā¦. Itās Valentineās Day? I need to find a date!
Lavender: Donāt you ever look at a calendar? *scoffs*
Parvati: You know what, I think I need a new friend. Youāre really mean sometimes.
Lavender: Aww, you know I donāt mean it. Iām just being mean because Iām your friend. If anyone said anything mean about you, Iād go off on them. Iām only allowed to do that.
Parvati: Aww, youāre the best friend!
Lavender: Of course. Itāsā¦
Lavender: Youāre on a diet this month, Taurus!
Parvati: Drink up that carrot juice!
Lavender: If you donāt, youāre gonna look like a whale.
Parvati: Lavender! Thatās so mean to say!
Lavender: Hey, Iām just doing them a favor.
Parvati: I need to start my list of potential suitors.
Lavender: That can wait, Parvatiā¦
Parvati: Thereās that fourth year Hufflepuffā¦
Lavender: NO!! Heās MINE!!!
Parvati: Itāsā¦
Lavender: Youāve got growing potential this month!
Parvati: Into a tree?
Lavender: No, of course not, silly. Theyāre going to become a better person!
Parvati: Oh! Thatās cool! They can become as awesome as us!
Lavender: Psh. No oneās as awesome as us.
Parvati: Thatās very true. Itās hard to be as cool as us.
Lavender: Thatās why we read the leaves. People look to us for our advice.
Parvati: Our insight, you mean.
Lavender: Exactly. Itāsā¦
Dawn
Parvati: Like that weird muggle soap?
Lavender: No, silly. Like the sun coming up. New horizons are coming for you, Cancer.
Parvati: New things to try!
Lavender: Just be careful not to look straight into the light. You might miss out on something!
Parvati: Thatās true. It can hurt to look into the sun!
Parvati: I want chocolate for Valentineās Day.
Lavender. Um, Iām on a diet. I want flowers and jewelry.
Parvati: You need a rich date then. Go see a Slytherin.
Lavender: EW! NO!
Parvati: Itāsā¦
Parvati: Ooooh, your love life is sizzling!
Lavender: Yes, indeed, she is right.
Parvati: Lucky to be you this month.
Lavender: Yeah, itās better than being crushed.
Parvati: Speaking of crush, so I told Padma I had a crush on this guy and sheās supposed to go see if he likes me.
Lavender: Good luck with that.
Parvati: Yeah⦠Iām afraid he isnāt going to like me. He seems pretty picky.
Lavender: Whatās his name?
(Parvati whispers into her ear after looking at the crowd)
Lavender: *Snorts* Yeah. He shouldnāt be picky or heās going to be single forever.
Parvati: Youāre Rapunzel!
Lavender: Youāre so wrapped up in your looks, that time will pass you by this month.
Parvati: Ick.
Lavender: Do yourself a favor. Put the hairbrush down and go meet some people!
Parvati: āCause thereās only so much you can do all by yourself.
Parvati: Speaking of hair, Iād like to get my done before Valentineās Day.
Lavender: You think weāre obsessing over this a little too much?
*beat*
Parvati and Lavender: Nope.
Lavender: Now that weāve gotten that out of the wayā¦
Parvati: Awwww!!! Someone will serenade you with a song!!!
Lavender: Thatās so romantic!!!!
Parvati: You lucky Libra, you!!!
Lavender: So not fair!!!
Parvati: Ugh why canāt that be me?
Lavender: Probably because you clam up when a guy comes along.
Parvati: Hush.
Lavender: Hey, you asked.
Parvati: Do you think any of our classes will throw a party?
Lavender: I sure hope so. Itāsā¦
Lavender: Oh no, itās a terrible omen!
Parvati: OH NO!!
Lavender: The duck is the Ugly Duckling omen. Youāve been cursed!
Parvati: Poor Scorpio!
Lavender: Donāt look at any mirrors. It will ONLY make it worse.
Parvati: I should go get sage and clear the air from that awful omen.
Lavender: Thatās a good idea. Go get it. Itāsā¦
Lavender: Youāre going places this month!
Parvati: Pretty fast, too! Thatās a fast car!
Lavender: A flying car!
Parvati: Youāre pulling all the stops out apparently.
Lavender: I donāt know how those muggles travel in cars that donāt fly.
Parvati: I donāt know why we just donāt use brooms.
Lavender: Because thereās floo powder and apparating and theyāre so much quicker.
Parvati: Oh, yeah! True.
Lavender: AND because you CANāT fly on a broom.
Parvati: Neither can you! Itās...
Lavender: Youāre sweeping up your bad energy this month!
Parvati: Sweep it all goodbye!
Lavender: Maybe that will get you ready for something great in March.
Parvati: Youāll just have to see!
Parvati: Almost done, almost done!
Lavender: I know you love doing this.
Parvati: I REALLY love it.Ā
Lavender: Even though I do all of the predicting.
Parvati: HEY! Thatās because you wonāt shut up! Itāsā¦
Parvati: Oh, dear.
Lavender: Somethingās gonna come to bite you this month, Aquarius, so watch your back!
Parvati: What did you do to deserve that? You need to be more careful!
Lavender: Thatās true. Very true. Donāt do something that can bite you later.
Lavender: Iām getting too old for doing these. I should be using my Inner Eye for more important things.
Parvati: IāM the one with the Inner Eye! Thatās why you do all these stupid readings!
Lavender: Stupid? Why I oughta-
Parvati: Itāsā¦
Lavender and Parvati: Ooooohā¦..
Lavender: The Valentineās Day trifecta.
Parvati: Trifecta?
Lavender: Yeah, it means⦠ā¦. ā¦. Never mind.
Parvati: ...
Lavender: Youāre gonna have a GREAT Valentineās Day, Pisces. The BEST of EVERYONE. Youāre gettingā¦.
Parvati: DIAMONDS!
Lavender: Yes diamonds, you lucky sign, you.
Lavender: Well, thatās it!
Parvati: I canāt wait to see you next time! Where I will make all the predictions!
Lavender: As if Iāll ever let you do that.
Parvati: Why do you always have to be so mean?
Lavender: Anywaysā¦. Good bye!Ā