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resident douchebag fluent only in bullshit and sarcasm.

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Kwon Jiyong has been formally requested to return to Seoul Institute. His musical ability was the best that the school has seen in centuries and require his presence upon completion of the west tower renovation.

Nah, that's not how we do it.

Ayo, sorry Hogwarts looks like my musical skills have the boys of the Institute crawling all the way back. Mad sorry I couldn't stick around longer but ya know how it goes, where ever that Ahn goes, I follow. What? You guys didn't know?

We're married.

...

Ha, she wishes! But anyways, was a nice stay whilst I was here and maybe we'll see each other again in the future.

- Kwon Mafuckin' Jiyong. 

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LOL JAY IS JUST TOO SESSI YANNO.

the amount of times that i found jb in the in jay park tag ok gtfo

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profboa replied to your post: -balances an eighteen tiered cake on her left hand- guess what day it is today baby brother~

-totally LOLs- why Jiyong-ah, i never knew you were such a comedian. -ruffles his hair and gently sets the tall cake on the floor because its so darn tall- happy birthday baby bro!

(/slaps her hand away instantly, ducking underneath her outstretched arm and going to stand by the cake, marvelling at how tall it is omg can we make it like the same height as her? so that he can tease/laugh at her LOL IDK) ugh... do you really have to call me baby? (/rolls eyes but opens his arms, forcing her into an awkwardly tight hug) thank you noona ~ 

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Uhm...- Happy Birthday Jiyong /smiles brightly/

(/blinks, forgetting her for a moment but then suddenly remembers. smirks and tries to look all ~*~*~cool~*~*~ which isnt too hard for him i guess but like lol idk hi) Oh, Naeun. Thank you!

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-pops out of no where wearing bunny ears- Happy Birthday Jiyong-ah! -blows on noise maker then begins to throw confetti around him like crazy-

(/jumps at the sudden sight of dara in bunny ears, steps back instinctively already knowing full well that what is going to happen next is gon be embarassing as fuq and rolls his eyes as confetti starts to fall around them) really dara, really? (/laughs as he tackles her with a hug of thanks, something he hasnt done in a while) 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYUNG!

(/smirks, suddenly remembering your face) oh, hey there. yeah thanks a shit ton. wanna come with hyung to celebrate? (/laughs to himself, already planning what to do to get chan to embarass himself lol hes a horrible person idk its his birthday be naisu) 

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You're getting fucking old man... -Claps you on the shoulder with a grin.- Which I do believe means you need a drink. Or drinks. -Nods.-

don't think i've ever heard more truer words come out of that weird ass mouth of yours. leggo!

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-balances an eighteen tiered cake on her left hand- guess what day it is today baby brother~

(/spots the cake instantly and grins, completely focusing his attention on it and not on boa, answering her question absentmindedly) well, pretty sure today is the day that you're life officially became amazing eighteen years ago? 

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jinyoungryff replied to your post: deed and decree || jiyong&whoever

myungsoo is judging his best(?) friend pretty hard

i'm fairly certain they're not best friends since i dont think gd believes in them but myungsoo is definitely the closest thing to one?

also. jiyong is going to punch him in the face and then start singing the chaser. aw yeah. 

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deed and decree || jiyong&whoever

Jiyong awoke slowly, his eyes blurred before they focused on the environment around him. What the actual- where was his bed? His trunk? His room? "Where the fuck..." He muttered under his breath, his fist reaching up to rub the hangover growing in his eyes. Hogsmeade had only just opened and shopkeepers gave him looks just as confused as the Gryffindor was. "What happened last night?" The student asked, getting to his feet with effort.

"You kids and your parties" The bartender of the Three Broomsticks shook his head, approaching Jiyong and offering him a free hand. "You came out around 1am to celebrate, everyone got drunk and then they thought it'd be funny to dump you in the middle of the village wearing-"

"WHO THE FUCK PUT ME IN HUFFLEPUFF ROBES, UGH, DISGUSTING"

"-yeah, that and-" 

"Shit, sorry but do you know what time it is?"

"A little bit after 9? Don't you have class?"

"Nah fuck it. Today my life begins. Don't you know what day it is?"

"Huh?"

"AUGUST 18TH IS G-DAY" He yelled at the top of his lungs, punching the air and apparating back to the castle, smack bang in the centre of the great hall. He glanced slowly, still a bit unbalanced on his feet, at the students bustling around him. Shoving a first year to the side, he unceremoniously climbed atop the Ravenclaw table, raising his wand directly into the air and waved it once -- swirling a magnificent show of fireworks into the hall.

"Happy birthday Kwon Jiyong!" He sang, waving his wand continuously and changing the show of fireworks as he did, much to the collective cheers of the students. But, soon enough, prefects caught wind of his antics and he was soon flanked by a few who tried to pull him from the table. Unfortunately for them Jiyong had had experience in this situation and back flipped his way from them and off the table, racing out of the hall with a smirk as they followed. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN SUCKAHHHHHHHHHHS"