Ash, the disgruntled one @gryphon-alastare - Tumblr Blog

Looks at redneck with big buldging eyes: "you look like you've stapled your nuts to a squirrel and liked it"

A machete is just a domestic sword, change my mind.

Days like this, make me want to punch a cow, just to watch it not react at all...

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Who wants to hear a concept that gets more disturbing the more you think about it? Human Coral.

Did you know: VHS tapes are much easier to curse than DVD's?

Sometimes when I'm high, I like to watch science videos and be amazed by the space magic being shown to my face.

I have a million things in my head that I can post, but as soon as I open Tumblr, they all dissappear to the sound of Poof_4.wav

If you really want a horror show, look up why there's a sealed room in the abandoned Sedro-Woolley mental hospital.

Does anyone else like psychological body horror? And if so can you point me to some good art of it/Tumblrs that post it? Thanks.

The SCP foundation has a legit light novel published by seven seas. That's fucking awesome! Weird. But awesome!

I'm a tall sad bitch, but at least I have weed and a talented ass partner.

One day we'll all die, except for me, i'll be in a cabin in the cascades writing the pain away.

What's the longest bout of dream deja vu you've had? Mine was about 30 seconds where I could predict everything that happened with 95-100% accuracy.

To the man smoking weed below me, what strain are you using and where can I get it?

If anyone finds Go For a Punch, send it to me. I'll put it on vhs tapes and send it to people to freak them out.

If anyone asks, I'm under 7'2"

Ash, the disgruntled one