[Galactic Soldier Army]

Inquiries are recieved in the "Mailbox".

[gsa-official]

Welcome to the Galactic Soldier Army's official webpage!

Our forces are extremely dedicated to fighting for our values not only in the battlefield, but also in public circles. By spreading unbiased truths about Gamble Galaxy's current political and economic state though this medium, we hope to reach more bright, heroic minds that will support the cause for true freedom. For more information, please read our mission statement.

We encourage you to boycott @holynightmareco's malicious products, and to continue advocating for local government action regarding them. You are not alone in your battle.

Finally, this is a reminder that all inquiries are to be sent thought the site's "Mailbox." We would be happy to help you with any issues you may be having.

Read in chronological order here.

[OOC below the cut.]

Hello! I hope you like my silly GSA askblog. Practically every post here is answered completely in-character. Because of this, there is almost no art (and a lot of horrific takes). Though I publish lots of art on my main account, "gsaofficial" is a completely writing-based story!

You can send an ask about anything SFW! Crazy questions are encouraged, especially about anything you find "suspicious" in these responses. In-universe, posts are made by three main characters:

Mod A: The "charismatic" lead moderator. Typically types with perfect grammar and punctuation. They may act self-righteous, but they are a liar by nature. They deny being a general, but claim there's no money for social media interns...

Mod B: types in all lowercase xp !!! grammar is inconsistent and typing style is silly <33 we're not taking this role very seriously are we lol

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(CLICK ME!)

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[gsa-official]

You don't even mess with the gender binary a little bit ?

Oh, I'm "messing with it". I am "messing" with the fabric of reality as we speak. You know nothing of gender, in comparison to me, I, who have known ALL gender, that has ever existed.

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what's your opinion on gay marriage

I am not "gay", "straight", or "trans-gender". I have eyes only for one, for my Greatest, my Only, my Magnum Opus, and my desire surpasses all mortal concept of gender and sexuality. In the ideal world, there would be no "gay" and no "marriage", only JUSTICE and BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF FUNDING FOR THE ARMY! Let's all be PROUD to be STAR WARRIORS!

[gsa-official]

But I find it important to specify that I am not a homosexual.

[gsa-official]

The profile picture is gay now. Are you happy. Are you fucking happy. Are you content.

[gsa-official]

I LOVE NIGHTMARE !!!!

[gsa-official]

no nightmare november

[gsa-official]

I heard it was our birthday today! 👀

[gsa-official]

idk if this was asked already but do you guys have dental?

We used to, yes, and a better one than NME's 😊 ! Unfortunately, we've been forced to temporarily shut down the service due to financial difficulties. As the army recovers, expect it to return eventually!

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[gsa-official]

Heard we were all ascending to the next evolutionary level tomorrow.

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Pride month is over. Stop being gay.

[gsa-official]

I've only kissed like. Five different men.

[gsa-official]

Pride month is over. Stop being gay.

[gsa-official]

[gsa-official]

Gaylatic soldier army I think

Haha, I get it! "Gay"lactic instead of "ga"lactic! Becuase we are the Galactic Soldier Army! Hahahaha! And the word "gay" sounds like the "ga" part of "galactic", and it's pride month, so "gay" is seasonally appropriate, haha! What a silly joke! "Gay"lactic Soldier Army indeed! 😂

[gsa-official]

Happy pride month from the Galaxy Soldier Army! Remember that it doesn't matter if you're straight, gay, bi, or trans– As long as you're not a filthy demon beast! 🏳️‍🌈