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“I’d say get a new bottle. Better safe than sorry.”
❛ I probably should, but there’s still a chance I might be tempted to drink out of that bottle too.❜
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bom3ndez:
“I’d say get a new bottle. Better safe than sorry.”
❛ I probably should, but there’s still a chance I might be tempted to drink out of that bottle too.❜
romxncandle:
“What can I say? I’m a dick like that. But I’m glad you still play by the rules taught to us in kindergarten.”
❛ I’m sure you get by pretty well like that. Ah, yes, of course. The rules taught to us in kindergarten are the rules you should live your life by. It leads to success and happiness. ❜
alecmarshcll:
“Call me a skeptic but I don’t think this movie got any ‘best parts’.”
❛ Stay awake and you can find out if it does or does not. How about this? Watch at least the first fifteen minutes, and if it’s not good enough, you can sleep through it and I’ll only wake you up if someone’s dying. ❜
sonnywxstwood:
“I always thought I’d die with a whiskey in hand and beautiful woman by my side. So this isn’t too far off.”
❛ Well, I’m glad I can help fill your death expectations. Any prefer method of burial? A will prepared? Land you would like to pass down to me, the person who gave you free whiskey? ❜
benjamingdi:
“Well… I won’t tell anyone if you share. But I’d say that’s being a good friend.”
❛ Because you definitely know what being a good friend is like. You and the rest of this town are alike, very effective with your ultimatums, threatening to tell on me. You can take some. ❜
bom3ndez:
“Are you really going to give her that now? Please tell me you’re gonna go buy her a new bottle.”
❛ Nope, the plan is to still give her the bottle. I doubt she’ll notice it’s opened or missing some. Unless you think it’s noticeable and I should probably get a new bottle? ❜
“gotthartt:
“My family did it without me, the decorating. And I’m just so not in the spirit that I don’t even want to deal with it. I guess that’s the point I’m trying to make. I missed most of December because of finals that I just didn’t get to enjoy the holidays.”
❛ Did you guys do anything together as a family? If it makes you feel any better, at least the food is good on Christmas day, right? You could try taking classes that don’t have finals have next year, but there are not a lot of options for that. I think the educational system should set up a schedule where we get all of December off, leaving finals to last week of November. ❜
romxncandle:
“I won’t tell on you if you share.”
❛ You’re going to snitch on me if I don’t share? Deal, sharing is caring after all. ❜
finn-fin:
“Probably a little. I mean, if it’s bad or she dies, then it is what it is and you tried your best. … hope you’re not gonna give it to her now, though.”
❛ If she dies, I’ll feel awful for giving it to her in the first place. Yeah, the only thing she’s getting now is an empty bottle. Would you like some or would you feel like you’re being a bad person too? ❜
sonnywxstwood:
“You should definitely let me try it as well. Just to be sure. I mean, what if you were immune to the poison or something?”
❛ You’re right. It’s better to have more than one trial for accuracy, and my taste buds might off today as well. Alright, try some, for science. But wait, how awesome would it be if I was immune to a type of poison? If you die drinking it, don’t blame me. It’s for the greater good. You’ll die a hero. ❜
ziggystvrdust:
“I don’t think she’ll appreciate getting an opened bottle, but after a few glasses of whiskey, I think she’ll stop caring.”
❛ I can probably wrap it up to appear as if it was never opened. And you’re right. She’s a light-weight, so if she does get mad, it’ll take just four shots for her to start hugging me and telling me how much she loves me. ❜
❛ Do you think I’ll be a bad friend for taste-testing the bottle of whiskey I got her for Christmas? If anything, I’m doing her a favor, right? I’m saving her from drinking bad whiskey or from being poisoned. ❜
❛ Yup, okay -- it’s good. Very good. Best Christmas gift ever. ❜
alecmarshcll:
“We’re playing by movie chaperone rules right now. Only wake me up if someone is dyin’, alright?”
❛ Only when someone is dying? Fine, but you’re going to be missing the best parts of the movie -- when the music changes and you know shit’s about to go down. ❜
talulahwxng:
“If someone in scrubs come by…I was never here.”
“Comprende?”
❛ Entiendo. And don’t worry, I won’t be snitching on you because I was also never here. ❜
gotthartt:
“Ugh, this is why I hate being a student. Like so much happens around the end of the semester that it runs into the few weeks before Christmas and you can’t even enjoy it! What’s the point, I ask you. What’s the point?’
❛ But since it’s all over, wouldn’t that be a good enough reason to enjoy it? Once you start getting into the Christmas spirit too, it makes everything so much better. Did you decorate? Put up lights? Go Christmas shopping? Wear tacky Christmas sweaters or build a gingerbread house? ❜
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