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@talulahwxng
She is a living fire…At the same time she is extremely tender, brave, intelligent, and sacrifices everything, or if you prefer, acquires everything by sacrifice.
Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena (via wordsnquotes)
sonnywxstwood:
“I’ll be awaiting your response eagerly. Then I can either put it in my go-to compliments pile or the trash pile.”
“On one hand I appreciate the classic 90s culture throwback, but on the other...Why? Why did your brain go there of all places?”
sebastianhayes:
“Oh, you know what? I bet your sweet ass we could find you a kinky sugar daddy to buy you a couple of nice things,” he said, letting out a giggle. It helped when she joked about it, helped him not feel bad for talking about it. Even tough, like she pointed out, she brought it up - not him. “Yeah, it’s a wife. No husband. And he hasn’t got any kids either, thank God. — I mean, it could be cute, because kids are cute, but it would make me feel worse. And yeah, they definitely have things to talk about. That marriage is not doing so well,” he said and made a whistling sound. “I mean, I wouldn’t mind at the same time, but I’m not sure if everyone agrees with us. Which is a shame. — Thank you!” As she started to swipe he bit his lip to hold back a giant grin, and quickly got impatient - especially when she kept glancing up at him all the time. “Come on! I don’t believe you if you say you don’t have any.”
“Maybe a necrophiliac who isn’t ready to take it full blown yet? I mean the incision scar literally makes me look like I had an autopsy. “ She responded, dead pan. She did always have an odd sense of humor. “Yeah, that’s one thing I definitely wouldn’t recommend doing. You don’t want to be known as the person who ripped mommy and daddy’s marriage apart.” She responded with a grimace, while never having been that person, she had been the child in that situation. “Just...You know, be safe. You know, emotionally, alright? And warn him you have a mama bear in your corner.” These sorts of situations were always tricky, even when just being kept ‘casual’ (although in her experience it rarely ever stayed that way), and it was easy to become entangled, and she didn’t want to see Sebastian hurt. --- She couldn’t help the hijinks, and she quickly pulled up a picture of Ron Jeremy before handing her phone to him, waiting to see his reaction.
svenruud:
“Galentine’s Day? I don’t think I’ve heard that before, but I feel like it’s an expression I should know the meaning of. But me and my friends went out on on the 14th. We didn’t every year though, I mean I spent my share of Valentine’s Days alone too. — But yeah, no, it’s not really my thing either. Sure, it’s nice to go out with your significant other if you have one, to spend time with them and - I don’t know, maybe not even go out, just do something you both like even if that’s just watch your favorite movie together or spend all day in bed then that can also be the perfect way to spend the day…” He paused, noticing how he’s rambled. Apparently he’d given the day more thought than he knew. ”But I mean, you can also do that all the other days of the year so I think Valentine’s Day is just highly overrated,” he concluded with a shrug. “Loaded? Oh come on. Thanks for assuming I am though, nice to know I give off that impression. And please, do you really think I would ever get that idea someone let me buy them food?” Chuckling, he nudged Talulah’s shoulder, knowing she knew he never would expect anything from that. “You sure? And, well, not an old man, but maybe an old women. We’re not immortal you know. — Really? It cracks? Might be cool, but I’m pretty sure that’s not a good thing.”
“You’re an immigrant, you’re forgiven.” She teased. “But honestly? I’d so much rather do that, than have to dress up, with all the pomp and circumstance and shit. There’s just so much pressure for it to be perfect. And when it’s not it’s just such a fucking bummer, you know? Gimme one of those shows with the stupid videos of people doing stupid shit and some chicken wings and I’d be happy.” She commented in agreement to his sentiment. --- “I don’t know you just got like...A nobel vibe about you? I don’t know, is that even the right word? Like you look like you have Italian leather shoes, y’know? And you take care of them.” She finished. “I don’t know. Although, to be fair, when it comes to food I am a bit of a food slut. Like gimme a real good plate of something and you could be Guy Fieri, you might get some. So better watch out tonight, alright? Don’t let me near anything with truffles in it. That’s my shit.” She laughed. “No I’m definitely an old man. There’s just something so grumpily adorable about old men. Always whining about their creaks and cracks. But of course it’s not but, for now it’s my reality. I sound like a haunted house. Moans and groans and all when I have to get up off the floor after stretching.” She added matter of factly. “So if you need someone to help out with handing out candy next Halloween I’m your girl.”
sebastianhayes:
“Well, that’s … true. But I do like dick so then I suppose it’s not really that bad you know? — Oh, oh Lu, I didn’t mean -… I’m sorry,” he blurted out with, not having realized that might be something touchy. Even though she laughed, Sebastian couldn’t shake the feeling that it was simply her defense mechanism, but he kept his mouth shut. For once. “Well, I couldn’t know what you thought about it. Most people don’t exactly think it’s okay. But thank you. — Right! My God, I’m sorry, I’m such a mess. Did you say how old he is? Three? — Oh damn, that’s a serious job. Honestly I think the weird hours is the only thing our jobs have in common,” he said and let out a laugh. “I mean … there’s a risk, but I promise to wipe off right away if I drool on it. — I know I know, I just … I can give you food? Set you up on a date? Get you laid? I know that’s close to a date, but maybe you don’t want to do the date part first.”
“Hey I’m the one who brought it up, alright? Chill. Plus, who knows? Maybe they’re some kinky sugar daddies out there who are into that shit.” She responded, giving him a soft shove in an attempt to assuage his awkward behavior. “I have absolutely no moral high ground to stand on to judge. Plus, I mean, i’m assuming he’s cheating on his wife with you? Obviously there are some unsaid things in the marriage.” She shrugged, knowing nothing was as simple as they seemed. “I will take the first or last one. Both at the same time if possible. --- But fine.” She replied before digging her cellphone out of her back pocket. She began to swipe through the pictures, hemming and hawing, glancing up every moment or so to Sebastian, trying to build the suspense up as much as possible.
sonnywxstwood:
“I mean…Yes? But only in the most positive of ways.”
“I’m...I’m gonna have to sleep on that and give you my reaction tomorrow.”
what's going on with you and sven
You mean me and one of my best friends? Uh, well, forcing him to get me chicken wings, mostly.
What's your opinion on dogs wearing sweaters?
If Piggy would let me, you bet your ass I would.
But in all honestly, I hate people who’s pets obviously don’t like that shit and they still force them to. But y’know, it’s probably good for those lil’ ones that get cold and shivery? I don’t know, I’m a stripper not a vet.
When did you get your first kiss?
If we’re not talking playground smooches then let me regale you with a fascinating tale. Once upon a time, in a white trash trailer park lived a girl affectionately known as ‘Lula’ to the locals. She had daddy issues and thought kissing a 24 year old when she was only 13 sounded like a good idea. The end.