Avacado Toast

The trash juice of this website, Bi

[crazysodomite]

Ковригин Олег

Личинке холодно (1995) The grub is cold

[dirtylittlemammals]

wont someone do anything

[tenobelisk]

i put them in slepytime teabags

[malibuklaus]

[kittybroker]

Fish baguette

[milksockets]

[milksockets]

update:

(this is not a loving embrace)

[straycatj]

ボクはセンジツ

オリはうすの上に　ハコはうすをもらったのです

ボクのうちは　いま４かいだてなのです

Ma'am landlady gave me a box house on the cage house ...my house is now 4stairs

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[viralfrog]

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

one time i meant to send my qpp a hashtag millennial joke txt about my ptsd but i accidentally sent it to my manager and i died that day n never recovered its arguably the most mortifying thing ive ever done bc hes a war veteran of 26 years in the military

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

mISTAKES

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

one time i told him that i hadnt eaten in a couple days bc i was stressed out n he was like “yeah i know that feeling, i didnt eat for two weeks once” and i was like oh no why were you sick? and he goes “well i was in the cafeteria and a bomb flew over my head and blew up our kitchen and bathrooms and so i just didnt leave my room for a couple weeks lmao yeah it really fucked me up” AND I WAS KUST LIKE OH OK JOHN HOLY SHIT???

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

i told him that i went shark diving a few years ago and evenTHEN HE WAS LIKE “oh yeah i remember scuba diving in like shark infested waters for training it was really cold” JOHN PLEASE

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

hes a super chill dude tho who just wants hugs and hes always rly respectful n is asking ppl about their boundaries so he doesnt cross over any lines and like one time we were talking and i confided in him abt my mental issues n i was like “i know it probably sounds stupid to hear from me like oh haha yeah sure dave youve got ptsd ok stop being dramatic ur like three years old” but he immediately was like “anybody can have ptsd, its post-TRAUMATIC and what causes that is something BAD, you dont have to b in a war for bad things to happen to you” and i was like How Are You So Nice Thank You John Thats So Sweet WTF

10/10 guy n he laughs at my jokes when i flip out

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

gonna wrap up this post set with one more quality john moment: he was frumping around the back of the store and was like “i dont understand why customers r intimidated by me? i guess im scary” n i was like

john ur not scary you are like a tiny delicate flower

AND HE JUST GETS ALL BASHFUL AND SMILES N LOOKS DOWN N GOES “aaawe, thanks,,” LIKE GAAAHHHH

i highly recommended ppl finding more johns in their lives

[fierceawakening]

John is delightful.

[tamamita]

[jame7t]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

[cryptotheism]

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

[betterbemeta]

He didn't want to talk to you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

[findingfeather]

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

[elodieunderglass]

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

[darkwizardtheorist]

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

[singerin]

[everydaylouie]

another 3D far side recreation 🦆

[guerrillatech]

[sealinne]

same moment different angle

[bonnibeldam]

[whitmerule]

The bullet bandolier over the skirts is a look. 😌

[zwoelffarben]

these pictures of a platoon of og antifa drag queens manning a gun bigger than my car better not awaken anything in me.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[antifainternational]

Pro tips from original antifa.

[guacamolebread]

I want to see Elon fall down a cartoonishly long set of stairs I think it be funny

[lmaonade]

im not joking this image like completely changed the way i talk

[depsidase]