Reporting for Duty

"Provocateur." A James Bond RP Blog. Go check out "RP Information" for more details, then feel free to send asks or RP with me! Current Mission/Location: MI6 for Physicals Current M!A Effect: Send me a message in my askbox! [This is an RP account and none of the gifs or pictures used belong to me. Also is NSFW occasionally]

[cheenault]

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“And that is bad, how?”

“I did say to the bone.”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“Then I shall work on an organizational review for next week.”

“If it puts you at ease, the only negative I heard was that you tend to work yourself to the bone.”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“And what is it that you heard about me, 007?”

“Can’t say. My lips are sealed.” 

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[sassygayq]

“I am not scary.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

“That’s not what I heard.”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[sassygayq]

“What I meant is if I ever found myself washing cars, it would be more than likely that the interns would mock me for it.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

“Ah, of course.”

“Well, I feel like you instill enough fear in them that they wouldn’t dare say a word.”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“Well, of course I -”

“That was not what I meant.”

“Then what did you mean?”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[sassygayq]

“I am not fond of getting wet in public.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

“Oh? Only in private then?”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“I am not sure the interns would like to wash cars.”

“Maybe their superiors in Q-branch then?”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“I wonder what could I do to get more funding. If things stay the way they are, I will have to send the interns to the tube to hunt for pocket change.”

“Or you could do a car wash for funds.”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“…although the greater good is going to need an even greater budget if you keep wrecking everything you touch.”

[Grins] “Not a far-fetched assumption, given my track record.”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[sassygayq]

“Uh, right. I suppose. Yes, for the greater good.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

“Mm.”

[neverwhere]

London Spy - Episode 1

Here is is everyone! Enjoy :D

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[sassygayq]

“…Oh.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

“See? All for the greater good.”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“Are you implying my devices are ineffective?”

“I’m implying that they’ve admittedly saved my arse.”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“Out of your control? Bond, you are supposed to cherish every single piece of equipment I give you! Do you have any consideration of the time and care I put in them? The least you could do is show some gratitude and treat them nicely.”

“Of course I do, but consideration and care don’t get me out of a pickle when I need to.”

[sassygayq]

"Your bloody cat bit me."

“Which one? Was it Tesla? I told you not to bother him when he is napping.”

[guaranteeofefficiency]

sassygayq:

“Do you want me to believe that when you wreck everything I give you?”

“Like I said- circumstances out of my control.”