[guarddogbutch]

any sort of right wing anything (sw/terfs, racists, fascists, etc.) k word yourself

| 28 yrs old | transmasc butch[4all] | fat & beefy [note: i am not 200 lbs y'all. i am actually fat bozo] ⁺ not horny on @midwesterndog ⁺ ✶ the boring stuff ✶ › midwestern loverboy stuck in the south › working in agriculture › big into music + reading; trying to get into movies [it's not working]

farm boy, dive bar enjoyer, show goer, half-assed mechanic, car guy, hockey watcher, ok gardener, kinda good houseplant caretaker

✶DMs + asks open to anyone OVER 23✶

be normal. i'm cool w nsfw asks + messages but y'all i am not an AI slop sexbot.

anons: 🫀🌻🐑🤠🍰⛓️‍💥🐈🦈💋

header; sleeping dog - edwin landseer

⛪︎ ·  femme worshipper · butch/masc/stud/tboy torturer · ⛪︎  ─ · ·✶· ─ · · stone & service top // dom leaning switch · · ─ ·✶· · ─

› into: asphyxiation (g) · breeding (g) · praise/degradation (g/r) · edging/denial (g) · overstim (g) · virginity (corruption) · spit (g/r) · power dynamics · cnc (g/r)... idk if it ain't listed in the red zone just ask. › don't even ask: ageplay · zoo · raceplay · scat · piss · barf · feeder/gainer/weightloss · feet · any sort of dykebreaking or forcefem

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[guarddogbutch]

can one of y'all surgically remove the loverboy in me? it is malignant it is terminal

[wufghddb]

Missionary so she can lock eyes with you and cast the ancient spell that links your souls together for all eternity as you come inside her.

[ariuppy]

"blue collar" this "white collar" that

personally i dont care what collar she puts on me as long as she drags me in for a kiss with it

[prettybutchvenus]

the idea of a femme x butch x femme throuple is so hot and I'm tired of pretending I don't need this baaaaad. god forbid I want to be the butch meat in a femme sandwich!

[guarddogbutch]

do NOT let me get invested chat. chat DON'T LET ME DO IT.. CHAT

[guarddogbutch]

chat I tried :^/ I'm so cooked

[guarddogbutch]

“do not let me get invested”

“getting drinks tn teehee”

RIGHTTTTTT

god forbid a guy be multifaceted

[guarddogbutch]

do NOT let me get invested chat. chat DON'T LET ME DO IT.. CHAT

[guarddogbutch]

bits and pieces // cuts of meat

[guarddogbutch]

truly nothing but peace and love to our fag brothers but pillion should have been a dyke movie lets be so serious

[guarddogbutch]

unfortunately i still haven’t worked up the courage 😓 im a bit of scaredy-cat and u make me nervous just a lil

this is who's making you nervous btw

guys how am I scary..... guys???

[guarddogbutch]

btw i still have a big fat crush on u

bro who

[guarddogbutch]

god i would love to massage you after a busy day, everybody says my hands are very nice...

also, a fat butch who likes worshipping? + me being a virgin and you being kinky about that? match made in heaven. you should buy me a ring.

xoxo,

- 🧙🏻‍♀️, 22 (she/her)

[guarddogbutch]

[corysdecayingcorpze]

i am Normal and every time i wear Combat Boots i do NOT think about stepping on some Losers crotch

[guarddogbutch]

if I come over and your lighting is cool toned I will freak out and destroy your place by thrashing around until I'm bleeding and all your earthly possessions are reduced to the dust from which we were born

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