Apologize to my Hammer

Independent 616-Thor with MCU influences. Private and Selective. Written by Owen. 

[lokicfasgard-deactivated2021121]

@guardiancfmidgard

Thor, Balder is being mean to me again :(

[guardiancfmidgard-blog]

-starts kissing Loki and petting his hair-

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

at the local wendy's

me: hi can i just get a cheeseburger

geddy lee behind the counter: what you want is not what you need. the the wizard’s curse will make you bleed

me: okay uh, i’ll get a salad then

geddy lee: those leaves of green you shall not kiss, they are coated in the wizard’s piss

me: please geddy i’m so hungry

[guardiancfmidgard-blog]

starksfrequentlyassedquestions:

“I did get into your mead but I mean come on you have had to have used Mjolnir for sex.’

“Surprisingly Tony, no I have not. The risk of hurting someone is very high.” 

[guardiancfmidgard-blog]

godsperfectidiiot:

“I just wanna feel your abs, for science. Are they as hard as they look?”

“Well I suppose if it’s for science.” Thor remarks, smiling. “And the answer is yes..”

[kaliforhnia]

[guardiancfmidgard-blog]

@godsperfectidiiot

“...Wade, why are you trying to get my shirt off?” Thor holds the other man, smiling kindly at him. 

[guardiancfmidgard-blog]

@starksfrequentlyassedquestions

“....You want me to do what, with Mjolnir, Tony?” The god shook his head, smiling at his friend. “You’ve gotten into my mead again.”

[c-ptsdofficial]

*smiles seductively, while swirling a glass of red wine* i am severely emotionally unstable

[niedobitek]

I’m interrupting the current hiatus to remind everyone that today is Rromani Resistance Day. On the 16th May 1944 , armed with only stones and tools, Rromani & Sinti prisoners of Auschwitz-Birkenau staged a revolt against the SS, who were attempting to liquidate the camp. They were successful in delaying the executions, although their deaths would still take place when the process was resumed on August 2nd 1944.

I remind you of this today, because of it’s significance. These were people that squared loaves of bread against guns, that fought tooth and nail for their very right to life, despite odds that were greatly stacked against them. They fought with conviction against the tyranny that had kept them incarcerated, and rebelled against the persecution that would deny them their humanity. It’s resounding proof of the strength of the human spirit, that no matter how hard you try and break someone, to trample and subdue them, there will still be those that say no.

Although porrajmos is a bitter, but not too distant memory, even today, in 2017, Rroma throughout the world are still suffering. They are still evicted from their homes, still belittled in the streets, denied food, denied healthcare, denied education. The world treats us as second class citizens, as criminals, as commodities, as a costume you can just don on a whim. You call us witches, beggars, liars, thieves. You deem us dirty, stupid, a waste of space. You forget that we are people. That we are smart and talented, that we are loyal and creative, fierce and bold. We have as much right as anyone to live beyond the shackles of poverty. 

So today, on this day of resistance, I ask you to stand alongside us, in our fight for the equality we deserve and to remember the sacrifice of those that lost their lives, while fighting for their right to simply exist. 

[wakairyuu]

This is a ship respecting blog

[cruelintenticns]

wakairyuu:

I will never ever judge you for what you do or don’t ship. No matter how much I dislike a ship, I will never put you down for it. They are fictional characters and are here to make you happy. If your ship makes you happy thats all that matters.

[guardiancfmidgard-blog]

Leans on you and yawns. "Okay, fine. I'm sleepy. Now cuddle me."

Thor wraps his arms around Wade and kisses his forehead. “Sleep.”

[guardiancfmidgard-blog]

no i totally didn’t make an aunt may nope

[sunshine-memes]

Send 😳 for my muse's reaction to yours kissing their neck.

[seesgood]

okay but i feel like there need to be more make-out sessions in rp? like it seems like it’s either smut smut or kissing, but come on guys. make outs. like just super slow, sensual, making out with wandering hands and fingers getting lost in hair and slowly grinding in someones lap. sleepy make outs where they’re still tired from the night before, steamy make outs in locker rooms or in dark corners. make outs that lead to smutty things or make outs that don’t. exploratory make outs or slow make outs or frantic make outs just COME ON YOU GUYS WHY IS THERE NOT MORE MAKING OUT 

[cazdrew]

mother’s day

[blockmind]

Moon King and Wanderer

[guardiancfmidgard-blog]

“ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “

“Wade everyone needs sleep, even gods.”