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send your muse’s starbucks order, and mine will tell them what they think that says about them
SCENE QUEEN LYRIC STARTERS
are you tired?
“ I’ve been trying my best to justify your actions, ” “ how do you keep your conscience clear? ” “ if you loved me, why’d you lie? ” “ baby, are you tired? ”
pretty in pink
“ I am not what you’ve made of me, ” “ I’ll paint these walls fifty shades of pink, ” “ not being sarcastic was fun while it lasted, ” “ it’s too traumatic,”
pink bubblegum
“ I’m about to pop like bubblegum,” “ I’m in it for the fame, I don’t want you love, ” “ I be picking fights gonna get in trouble, ”
pink panther
“ please don’t call, I need another hour,” “ three more girls are piling in the shower, ” “ gettin’ pussy like pink panther, ” “ kitties and titties, just give ‘em to me, ”
pink rover
“ oh, you like me now? ” “ put the scum in a bag, let his wife know. ” “ bless me father, for I have sinned. ” “ it’s been a week since my last confession, ” “ please send the coward over, ” “ if that bastard whistles, put a knife up to his boner. ” “ cut him. ” “ do you like that? ” “ you'll never ever ever ever take me home. ” “ touch me again and I’ll fucking scream. ” “ it's been a week since my last confession, and too long since these motherfuckers learned a lesson. ”
Send me ✎ and I’ll draw something that reminds me of your muse.
It could be something abstract, it could be a portrait, it could just be something vibe-y.
Tick, Tick... BOOM! Sentence Starters
30/90
“ years are getting shorter, ” “ who cares about a birthday? ” “ can’t you be optimistic? ” “ I just wish it all were a dream, ” “ it feels much more like doomsday! ” “ the world is calling, ” “ it’s now or neverland, ” “ why can’t I stay a child forever? ” “ what can I do? ”
Green Green Dress
“ you’re my juliet, ” “ cool me down before I jump into your thighs, ” “ can I hear you laugh, babe? ” “ can you make me smile? ” “ I’ll forget what’s on my mind for a while. ” “ can I tie you up, love? ”
Johnny Can’t Decide
“ compromise or persevere? ” “ can he settle down and still not drown? ” “ I want to write music. ” “ I want to sit down right now at the piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember, and do the same thing every morning for the rest of my life. ” “ how do you know when it’s time to let go? ”
No More
“ no more walking up six flights of stairs, or throwing down the key because there is no buzzer! ” “ no more walking thirteen blocks with thirty pounds of laundry, in the fuckin' dead of winter! ” “ hello to my walk in closets, ” “ I could get used to you! ”
Therapy
“ are you saying we can’t talk? ” “ are you saying we are not talking? ” “ what are you saying? ” “ I was afraid that you'd be afraid if I told you that I was afraid of intimacy. ” “ now it's four AM, and we have therapy tomorrow. ” “ it's too late to screw, so lets just get some rest. ”
Real Life
“ why do we seek out ecstasy in all the wrong places? ” “ why is it hard to see that heaven can have simpler faces? ” “ what more do you want? ” “ is this real life? ”
Louder Than Words
“ why do we play with fire? ” “ why do we leave our hand on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? ” “ why does it take an accident, before the truth gets through to us? ” “ why should we try to be our best when we can just get by and still gain? ” “ why should we blaze a trail when the well worn path seems safe and so inviting? ” “ what does it take to wake up a generation? ” “ if we don't wake up and shake up the nation, we'll eat the dust of the world wondering why! ” “ why would we rather put ourselves through hell than sleep alone at night? ” “ why does it take catastrophe to start a revolution? ” “ if we’re so free, tell me why -- someone tell me why, so many people bleed? ”
Send ✶ and I’ll write a headcanon about our muses
THINGS MARY JANE MADE US SAY
“ can you open that? it’s weed-proof! ” “ I need you to understand the level of concentration I just needed to have, to not choke. ” “ what if it’s just, like, a really tiny gloryhole? for toesies? ” “ hey, hey. . . wiggle your toes! ” “ but we need nuggies! ” “ deku you fucking bitch baby, just die already! ” “ cummies is honestly the funniest word in the english language. ” “ I love you like a father loves a dad. ” “ the spirit inside of you is my dick. ”
“ TIMMY ” tiktok sentence starters !!
“ spare me your malcontent! ” “ I will not hear your siren’s song! ” “ in all my ___ years never have I seen such petulance, such disregard, such decay! ” “ I have toiled with beasts of smoke and fire all my life, sir! ” “ I am the smoke! ” “ bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third? what happened to my friend? ” “ you smooth-brained harlequin! ” “ summon the alchemists and the dark arts wizards, I shall resurrect him! ” “ I have played diablo two and I am in third grade, sir! I think I can fool death! ” “ I awoke and chose violence! ” “ the pavement was the victim, I am the victor. ” “ bandage me in silk and I shall ride again! ” “ the hornets of hades hath descended upon me! ” “ I AM THE DRAMA! ” “ I do not require a companion in my crusade of contempt! ” “ I shall not share with this parasitic leech inside you now, they shall earn their keep and be my squire! ” “ at sixteen I am emancipating myself and joining the french foreign legion as an airborne engineer. ” “ intercourse for fun? are you insane sir?! ” “ this is my home now, you’ve made it so, and it shall be my tomb! ” “ I AM TRAUMA! ” “ poseidon himself could not quell this arid desiccation of bread! ” “ here lies ___, death by crust and parental neglect. ” “ we are going to taco bell! the crunchwrap supreme shall cure this insult! ” “ you have no power here, sir! you have no power! ” “ what a valuable lesson I’ve learned here today: trust nothing, betrayal is forever! ” “ summon the grenadiers and a battering ram! ” “ if I’m in here long enough, you may need to supply me with chocky milk under the door through a straw. ” “ oh okay well my name’s ____ but you can call me tyrannosaurus marcus aurelius junior! ” “ self-appointed suitors to deprave an innocent soul of their nuggies?! ” “ I am endeared to no one! ” “ it is a most auspicious day to be beset by the multitude of your grace. ”
Questions About Your Muse
What is their idea of perfect happiness?
What is the trait they most deplore in themselves?
When and where were they happiest?
Are they an organ donor? Why or why not?
Have they ever eaten an entire tube of Pringles by themselves?
Who taught them how to drive?
What is their best pickup line?
What is their opinion on rats as pets?
How many hats do they own?
Does the sight of blood make them queasy?
duke crocker quotes that gave me life
“ explain to me the difference between killing a man and convincing him to walk up his own ass, because I'm confused. ” “ I just thought you might like to know there is a very large, naked man eating raw fish by the south dock. ” “ now that I am a good man, I'm going to do about three years worth of back taxes. ” “ rich people. they're narcissists. ” “ I've hallucinated before. it's much better than this. ” “ I'm tired of living in a disaster movie. ” “ if I were my brother, I would have planned my unexpected death. ” “ if it makes you feel any better, I never thought you had any authority. ” “ I gotta get a bigger gun. ” “ I have to show him that ____ is nobody's bitch. ”
Arctic Monkeys Sentence Starters
Beneath The Boardwalk
“ they’d probably like to throw a punch at me, ” “ there’s always somebody taller with more of a wit, ” “ she's not nice, she's pretty fucking far from nice! ” “ you're looking pretty suspicious, and probably planning a heist. ” “ get on your dancing shoes you sexy little swine, ” “ the band were fucking wank and I'm not having a nice time! ” “ I don't think you're special, I don't think you're cool, you're just probably all right. ” “ but even if we're all far apart, we can all come back and all be fine. ” “ stop making the eyes at me, ” “ I bet that you look good on the dance floor, ” “ I won't be sleeping today, and I won't be sleeping tonight. ”
Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not
“ I want to see all of the things that we've already seen... ” “ and if it weren't this dark you'd see how red my face has gone. ” “ when it comes to acting up, I'm sure I could write the book. ” “ and please just stop talking, ” “ have you been drinking, son? you don't look old enough to me. ” “ I'm sorry, officer, is there a certain age you're supposed to be? ” “ I've seen your eyes as they fix on me, ” “ what on earth's the plan? has he got one? ” “ I don't want your advice, or your praise. ” “ all you people are vampires. ” “ I said a thousand million things that I could never say this morning, ” “ but how deep is too deep? ”
Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys?
“ I'm sorry, but we're all unsure. ” “ he's pining for her, ” “ don't even try and cheer him up, because it just won't happen. ” “ lady, where has your love gone? ” “ but your heroes aren't what they seem, ” “ I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. ”
Leave Before The Lights Come On
“ well my friend fancies you, ” “ it's always hard in the morning. ” “ they left before the lights came on because they didn't want to ruin what it was that was brewing, ” “ and how can you wake up with someone you don't love? ” “ change your tune and change your hair, or your not going anywhere. ” “ I'll be yours until the stars fall from the sky, ” “ I'll be yours until the sun no longer shines, ” “ I'll be yours until two and two is three, yours, until the mountains crumble to the sea. in other words, until eternity. ”
Favourite Worst Nightmare
“ so kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness, ” “ some want to kiss some want to kick you, ” “ bet there's hundreds of blokes that have wept cause you've stolen their ...thunder. ” “ who'd want to be men of the people, when there's people like you? ” “ I think you should know you're his favorite worst nightmare. ” “ and try and keep your trousers on, ” “ remember when the boys were all electric? ” “ I bet she told a million people that she'd stay in touch. ” “ they made it far too easy to believe that true romance can't be achieved these days. ” “ and do me a favor, and ask if you need some help! ” “ perhaps 'fuck off' might be too kind. ” “ you don't know what you're running from. ” “ I want to sleep in a city that never wakes up and revel in nostalgia. ” “ I’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck, ” “ in my imagination you're waiting, lying on your side, with your hands between your thighs... and a smile. ”
Humbug
“ you're mistaken if you're thinking that I haven't been called 'cold' before. ” “ she makes my head pirouette more than I would be willing to confess, ” “ I'm pinned down by the dark... ” “ if I could be someone else for a week, I'd still spend it chasing after you. ” “ but if we're going to escape though, we really ought to think it through. ” “ but if it's true you're gonna run away, tell me where. I'll meet you there. ” “ everything I touched told me it would be better shared with you, ” “ I'm worried I'll forget your face, ” “ I'm beginning to think I imagined you all along. ” “ what came first the chicken or the dickhead? ” “ and now it's no ones fault but yours. ” “ if you've a lesson to teach me I'm listening, ”
Suck It And See
“ lately I've been seeing things, ” “ somebody told the stars you're not coming out tonight, and so they found a place to hide. ” “ I wanna feel your love... ” “ you look like you've been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel, ” “ if you're gonna try and walk on water make sure you wear your comfortable shoes. ” “ do you still feel younger than you thought you would by now? ” “ I poured my aching heart into a pop song, ”
AM
“ I dreamt about you nearly every night this week, ” “ how many secrets can you keep? ” “ maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new. ” “ it's just --- I'm constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you. ” “ I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be, ” “ you got me, baby. are you mine? ” “ are you mine? ” “ I saw this coming from the start, ” “ will you pour me one for the road? ” “ it's not like I'm falling in love I just want you to do me no good, ” “ I'm not sure if I should show you what I've found. ” “ maybe I was mistaken but I just cannot manage to make it through the day without thinking of you lately, ” “ why'd you only call me when you're high? ” “ and you're starting to bore me, baby. ” “ I heard that you fell in love, ” “ forever isn't for everyone. ” “ darling how could you be so blind? ” “ well, you cured my january blues. ” “ you call the shots babe, I just wanna be yours. ”
Tranquility Base Hotel + Casino
“ I'm a big name in deep space, ask your mates. ” “ I found out the hard way that here ain't no place for dolls like you and me. ” “ what exactly is it you've been drinking these days? ” “ come here kid, we really need to talk. ” “ bear with me, man, I lost my train of thought, ” “ I must admit sometimes I fantasize about you too, ” “ religious iconography giving you the creeps? ” “ I want to make a simple point about peace and love, but in a sexy way where it's not obvious. ” “ so I tried to write a song to make you blush, ” “ suppose we aren't really friends anymore... ” “ I've done some things that I shouldn't have done, ” “ but I haven't stopped loving you once. ”
Ask me anything about my muse and I’ll write meta about it.
BOOKSMART 2019
“ fuck those losers. ” “ fuck them in their stupid fucking faces. ” “ I’m a bad motherfucker, yeah! ” “ where was this energy at my inauguration assembly, folks? ” “ I hope I never have to see any of you ever again, okay? ” “ he’s useless. ” “ let's get through the day without anything horrible happening. ” “ delegates from every group of girls are casting their ballots for his penis. ” “ are there exceptions for ass-kissers? ” “ yeah, no one's gonna wear a shirt with your face on it, ” “ well, blood attracts lions. I'm saving lives. ” “ I, too, have a fear of big cats. ” “ they're, you know, they're stuck on a boat shitting in buckets. ” “ excuse me, pardon me? I'm a fun person to have sleepovers and lie around with. ” “ well, with her, there'd be more... vagina involved. ” “ while you guys were all studying ap hand jobs, I was kicking ass and busting curves. ” “ don't judge me, it was my fifth choice: harvard. ” “ if you don't say something In the next ten minutes I'm gonna take you to the hospital, ” “ I don't wanna say I'm getting concerned But to be honest I'm getting concerned. ” “ the dust bowl can wait, bitch! ” “ you can make yourself cum using only your mind? ” “ oh, that's too much milk. he.. he just had too much milk. ” “ but the possum didn't die. its adrenaline and... and rage - just made it start chasing her... ” “ those guys seem quiet, but they're probably spending every weekend at, like, a sex dungeon. ” “ and as soon as I got high, I just cried about the fact - that one day my mom will die, so... ” “ the re-election is coming up and I need to know if I have to buy your votes. ” “ uh, ____, I have no genitals. ” “ you need to throw up! ” “ if you ever say anything like that about yourself again, I will fucking lay you out, okay? ” “ two half-cheese, half-sausage pizzas are just one cheese and one sausage pizza, you fucking morons. ” “ ...you guys are so stupid, some dog walker's gonna find your bodies tomorrow under some overpass. ” “ the porn. we streamed a lot of porn. ” “ you know I'm banned from jamba juice? ” “ I cannot have another mango-a-go-go ever again. ” “ you're just one of those people who claims they're honest, or calling people on their shit, when you're really just mean. ” “ I mean, she once tried to shiv our mailman because she thought he laughed at me. ” “ I'm not gonna, like, suck a dick at my own home where my father can walk in at any moment. ” “ also, I wanna enjoy it. fucking sue me. ” “ you are the motherfucker who got arrested the night before graduation. ” “ I was so... scared of you. I felt like I had to prove that I was better than you. ” “ I don't usually leave my underwear in... in places that are... that aren't my room. ” “ go make those tampons, girl. ” “ I can be the last one on the plane. ”
Shit I’ve Said To My Cat --- sentence starters
“ what’s in your mouth? ” “ what are you eating? ” “ you’re going to fall. ” “ why do you always run straight for the door? ” “ excuse me, that’s my foot. ” “ you need to relax. ” “ if I give you food, will you relax? ” “ there’s nothing in that box for you! ” “ you know you have a bed. ” “ I know you’re only pretending to hate me, I see you. ” “ get down from there before you hurt yourself! ” “ you are not at all graceful. ” “ I kept telling you that you were going to fall, and you wouldn’t listen and look at what happens. ”
Unus Annus Sentence Starters
Cooking with Sex Toys
“ I feel like, with the veins, that’s too penis-like. ” “ it’s not sexual! none of this is sexual, right? ” “ oh that is a golden boi! ” “ I’m white so salt and pepper is all I know for spices. ” “ you’re gonna fucking choke and die, dude! ” “ this is gonna be really good for a select group of people. ” “ he looked you right in the eyes! ” “ he didn’t say a god damned thing! ”
Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot
“ cleanliness is next to godliness and we are about to die. ” “ I’ve only heard moms talk about neti pots, ” “ push a baby out your vagina, shove water up your nose! ” “ if we die, arrowhead water is to blame. ” “ amoebas are a large single-celled organism that is capable of tearing your brain apart. ” “ if you shove regular tap water that has not been boiled for five minutes, up your nose, you will die! ” “ if you kill us, we will haunt you. as ghosts. ” “ I’m sinus-rich! ” “ it’s almost like a drowning sensation. ” “ thanks, man, I’m glad you’re here to guide me through this. ”
Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls
“ I can’t get my mouth on that! ” “ this is the power. . . of my lungs! ” “ but I have asthma! ” “ I’m gonna see how close the closest closing store is. ” “ I know that this is a bike shop but I’m trying to blow up a large tube. . . ” “ stand up, I’m gonna get on my knees for you. ” “ you kicked me in the dick! ”
Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat
“ we had some good times. a lot of schemes, a lot of. . . rapscallious efforts, y’know? ” “ I didn’t think I had a choice in any of this. ” “ I’ve gotta be safe! ”
Some Markiplier Makes Sentence Starters
Markiplier Makes: Pancakes
“ I need my friends... or whatever is nearest, ” “ if you were wondering what made that syrup so thick and juicy, it was... all one hundred percent me, baby! ” “ ‘low’ and ‘oh fuck, god, stop’, those are my settings! ” “ don’t you dare. put that back in your bowl, bitch! ” “ if you question the master, you get bit in the ass. ” “ if you like getting bit in the ass, ask a lot of questions, ” “ kirby is the most destructive force known to man. ” “ ‘s a good change from our normal... fucking insane things that we do. ”
Markiplier Makes: Pizza
“ did I hit you right in the nuts? ” “ how’s your ass? ” “ this feels like making lunchables, except somehow... worse. ” “ the integrity of this is... nonexistent. ” “ I could keep eating that. I won’t, but I could. ”
Markiplier Makes: An Egg Drop
“ which is the most bullshit thing in the history of bullshit! ” “ if they didn’t wanna do it again, that’s their own rules. their own dumb, stupid, stupid rules. ” “ I don’t hate puns, I just hate (name). ” “ indecision will get you nowhere, friend. ” “ I just want him to win ‘cause I don’t want to see him cry, ” “ (name), I love you! ... okay. ” “ do you want me to leave the body? ” “ there’s a little bit of blood in here but I think that’s okay. ” “ oh he... he exploded. ” “ just put it in a hole! ” “ he is just... a huge douche sometimes, and I hope he knows that before he’s dead. which could be soon. ” “ y’know what’s good is... uh, the corpses of the failed ones will add to the cushioning. ” “ the blood of your child is on my face! ” “ that was an honest scream of horror. ”
Markiplier Makes: Crème Brûlée
“ I’ve just discovered that I have more ovens than I thought, ” “ I am a man who owns five ovens! ” “ how do you get a yolk? is the egg separate from the yolk? ” “ can you crack an egg without cracking it? ” “ see that’s the magnificent thing about the kitchen, we’re all making the same thing but we’re getting drastically different results. ” “ I’m beginning to feel that the muffin tin was a mistake, ” “ are you scared, like it’s gonna explode? ” “ no I’m just scared of... you. ” “ don’t judge my length! ” “ pulling out a minute early will only be good! ” “ if you want someone to taste any of them... don’t put hairspray on it? ” “ I’m just setting your counter on fire. ” “ ah... so that’s what those words meant. ”
More Muse Development Questions
What does your muse smell like? Do they wear cologne or perfume?
What is your muse’s fondest childhood memory?
Are they more likely to have large circles of friends, or are their social groups more tightly-knit? Why?
What is their personal style like? Laid back and comfortable, or more chic and influenced by what’s fashionable at the time?
Does your muse eat breakfast?
What is your muse afraid of?
Are they more likely to cook when they come home after a long day, or order in?
What kind of snacks does your muse keep around, if any?
How quickly does your muse respond to texts/emails/etc?
How is their bedroom decorated?
Does your muse have any smells they strongly associate with particular memories?
Do they play video games? If so, what kinds?
If they could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
What does your muse listen to, to help them relax?
Is your muse good at goodbyes?
JennaMarbles Thoughts From A Bathtub Sentence Starters
Thoughts From A Bathtub
“ I have to shave, it’s like... actual work. ” “ who wears a full face of makeup into a bathtub? ” “ it feels as weird as it looks. ” “ I’d like to have a profession that sounds sexual, but isn’t. ” “ yeah, but what if t-rexes had really long arms?! ” “ I think we should adopt human echolocation, where you scream at things to see how far away from them you are. ” “ when batteries die, they don’t go to heaven because we haven’t been burying them. ” “ why do we have names for all of our fingers, but only two of our toes? ” “ I feel bad for boats that are just boats, and not loveboats. ” “ why do we curl our eyelashes, but never our eyebrows? ” “ why do we wanna watch other people have sex? it’s not like we wanna watch each other grocery shop, or clean their house, or go to sleep... ” “ scaring people is fun because they deserve it. ” “ think of a giant chihuahua, that is the most terrifying dog on the planet! ” “ I want a small sloth. I want a pocket sloth. ” “ fish eat fish! that’s fucked up! ” “ why does facebook still exist and how can we stop it? ” “ why can’t your kneecaps also bend backwards, and why aren’t we funneling tons of money into this? ”
Thoughts From A Bathtub 2
“ you can’t fit a square peg in a round hole, but... you can light everything on fire. ” “ they already make hot sauce, but why don’t they make cold sauce for food that’s too spicy? ” “ one time I wished upon a cloud... ” “ the word tabletop is redundant, without a top it’s just legs. ” “ don’t hate the player, hate the coach. ” “ how many people do you think the line ‘facetime me that pussy’ actually relates to? ” “ I will now perform the opening song bonjour from the movie beauty and the beast. ”