bruh.

[kizza-arts]

Who needs a trial when you can fight!  Snowball fight, that is!

I had so much fun working on this calendar piece!  December was my first pick (on account of it being my birth month and all) and I’m so happy to have gotten it!!

I am SO excited to see the full calendar when it’s finished!  There’s something so special about working together with so many other people to make something.

[cohapon]

I drew dot art for some characters. I think they are so cute.

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Do you have any third wheel meme templates? thanks

as a third wheel myself i am happy to provide these;

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Do you have that one with someone running down a hallway and a black silhouette in the background?? Thanks

me running from the fact that i now have my learner’s license for driving

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

[bemayth]

this isn’t the best zircon i have drawn, it was really rushed towards the end cause im tired sorry!! but yeah more zircon!!!  also a little added bonus: 

[bemayth]

i guess this can be counted as kinda shipy?? its a little out of character for blue zircon, but no one can deny that smugness ;) 

[bemayth]

i drew this is two seconds cause i knew this could only be drawn in this style haha im sorry hah

[bemayth]

Radical, dude.  I just had this idea pop in my head and I like to imagine this is how the trial actually ended haha. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

recently learned about a horticultural technique called Espalier, it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever seen.

Espalier allows trees to be trained into 2-dimensions, by tying the branches to a flat surface as the tree grows. They literally flatten the tree. They make the tree flat. Flat tree!!!

Look at this. This is objectively hilarious:

And people get fancy about it. Look at this nonsense:

(the first one’s called a Belgian Fence, and can be used as an actual fence)

Espalier is actually a very useful technique for

increasing fruit yield

gardening is small spaces

maximizing or minimizing sunlight (since the branches all face the same direction) and therefore extending the growing season

Like. this is a legitimately practical gardening method. but it looks like they squished a tree between the pages of a book. just squashed it flat like a sad little dried flower! i could use these trees as a bookmark!!!

But yes, it is also a healthy and clever way to grow lots of fruit in small spaces, in climates they might not otherwise be suited for. I’m still going to make fun of it, but it honestly looks delightful and delicious.

Espalier!

[innaccttiiveeee]

I FORGOT TO POST THSI

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censored for the good of our nation

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hahahabg im so funny

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daft punk’s self-portraits

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I can practice and draw fanart all I want, but it will never be as cute as these.

[era-bots]

This is like the most important thing

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I. I need all the alignment chart memes. All. All of them. My hands are shaking. Please.

AIGHT YALL RB THIS POST WITH YOUR ALIGNMENT CHART BLANKS FOR THIS ANON

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I’LL GO FIRST

[little-bullheaded-shit]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s a common misconception that the famous Law & Order ‘dun-dun’ sound effect includes the sound of 500 Japanese monks stomping on a hardwood floor. 

In fact, the sound in question is of 500 Japanese Kabuki dancers stomping on a hardwood floor, probably during a dance class. This knowledge is objectively more hilarious and should be shared. (src)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

are emojis technically a form of hieroglyphics? state your case