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Howdy, I'm Briefly // he/him // adult // 🏳️‍⚧️ gender whatever 🏳️‍🌈 // DNI: if you're a creep. If you're a weirdo. If you don't belong here.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[nintendo-wheee]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

never played stardew valley so before looking at the tags I was willing to accept this was a real life political scandal

[tomcruisecells]

straight playing gay shouldn't really be controversial because really 90% of gay men want nothing more than to see a straight actor fake get fucked in the ass. So who started this this discourse

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[peachesncremate]

Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[pmamtraveller]

by Karlovy Cross

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

[lasrina]

I've said it before but this is both the Icelandic and the Irish approach:

Of course we're modern educated people who don't believe in fairies

But we're also not gonna fuck with 'em, we're not idiots

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[dotty-literati]

One year retrospective

[forlornmelody]

Feels like a good time to plug Lingonaut. It's 100% AI and ad free and the courses are developed by volunteers. It's in open-beta, so still a bit buggy, but it has the feel of Duo Lingo without the slop.

[himluv]

I'll also add Mango Languages, which you may have access to through your public library!

[you-need-not-apply]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[you-need-not-apply]

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

[you-need-not-apply]

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

[epistleii]

is this accurate

[you-need-not-apply]

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

[dancinbutterfly]

I can never leave here

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Forcing myself to believe this is a bit on 916 days left

[renjaminnifer]

in a crazy twist of events, senshi has just won the world cup

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.