It's sandwich day.
(big sigh). Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich. I can’t give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? It’s fish! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter, because all we had is… is stinking tuna! (beat) Pudge controls the weather.
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