☆ Hi!! This is an OOC post to introduce myself; you can call me Chaos, and I'll be running this silly little Guernsey blog!! This intro was last updated: 4/1/2025
☆ Guernsey has come to be a beloved fortnite skin to me, and while I don't know much lore wise, I'll be doing my best!! I will also be using my own headcanons, and wouldn't like any forced upon me
☆ Speaking of headcanons, I figured it was time for an official list of a couple main ones!! So, here is that list:
Guernsey/Joey lives in Lego (technically) on a farm!! Hayseed (Jameson) and Sunflower (Winona) are married and his landlords!! He does farm chores for them in place of rent.
Joey/Guernsey has vitiligo! Its visible in his pfp, but there is more unseen on the rest of him.
A follow up to the one above; Guernsey has memory issues! Big memory issues!! He can't remember anything/anyone from before being abducted by aliens, including who he used to be. He will never cleary remember anything from that time, including who he was, ever again due to the reason below.
Guernsey's name before was Joey Jones; and thanks to curses, they have become fairly separate people. Physically identical, down to the fine details, but mentally different; Joey always remembers everything, and Guernsey remembers the abduction and the life he made afterwards.
Being Joey was an Agent Jones, spent time in the IO, and briefly had a family; his wife was a Disco Tek Manic, and his daughter was a Syd/Cuddle team leader!! He had a son too; Joseph, who's model is Cloudbreaker.
Guernsey has a mini highland cow named Noodle, who is his emotional support animal, and a bunny name Nutmeg!
Due to a curse a while back, Guernsey's onesie acts as a seklie skin, almost!! He can turn into a cow fully, and gets stuck that way for 24 hours. He usually forgets a lot of what happened in his cow state.
☆ I'd prefer interactions to stay SFW, just because that's what I'm most comfortable with at the moment!
☆ OOC posts like this one will be tagged as such, and all in character posts will have the moo tag; for silly goofs. The Moo? tag is being retired for now, but Joey Coms is now a permanent a tag, being paired with the new Brotherly Presence tag!! Both in character tags, Brotherly Presence, and Joey Coms for.. Joey!! Guernsey will still be moo :)
☆ As a differing feature, so the two can be told apart, Joey will be speaking in this font from now on!!
☆ I look forward to being a part of and interacting with everyone on the Fortnite Tumblrverse!! :D
☆ I'd also like to give a HUGE thanks and show major appreciation for my friend and pfp artist, @grimmkrieger!! I love his work, and thanks to him, I have a pfp with my vitiligo headcanons for my favourite cow fella. I adore the art, and will forever be greatful to him







