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what is happening my friends :)

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what is superwholock??

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the market is never saturated enough for some good ol skaianet magic lets be real now

yeah we got the usual interview with the usual routine going from me gracefully avoiding any question about my past while solely focusing on leaks and being a nefarious tool with an irreverent persona while also posing for a very candidesque photoshoot 

yeah honestly you should work on in i essentially only trust your tech and you know that plus youll probably win my managers undying love for this

that sounds like fun!! i dont think i could ever do that myself though, i get too nervous in front of people and cameras for that matter :P although i am planning to appear at a press conference in the near future....... i should probably practice my public speaking! 

i will get to it! it shouldnt be hard but it might need to pull some biometric data from you to determine whether or not you are in fact under the influence! would that be too invasive?? off the top of my head i imagine using some sort of voice activation system in tandem with a breathalyzer but that would really only work for alcohol consumption and not much else :P not that i am assuming anything about your lifestyle! 

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sbahjvevo replied to your post: who would win??? a movie about a rich guy using...

consider this: dystopia where teenage rules with evil powers and gets whacked by his own hubris conveniently shaped as a sassy cat

good!! you will appeal to many many audiences: teenagers, adults and also furries! :P 

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sbahjvevo‌:

i already smell the scent of top sellers and angry fish puns which is all i achieve to smell in life alongside freshly baked pizza

oh honestly its been a morning i got my copy of my cover on vogue minhee came to wake me up and remind me i have responsibilities to be held accountable of which is not the jam i wanna hear first in the uh afternoon i guess 

and im pretty sure i sent a wall of text at rose while being under the influence hence embarrassing myself even more and sating her need to outsmart me

hopefully!!! i know the market is saturated and all but i feel like were really onto something here! at the end of the day its not about profit its about pissing off just the right amount of people hehe :P 

you were on vogue! wow!! congratulations! is there an interview in there as well?? im afraid im not an avid reader of that title or well, magazines in general but it sounds like a big deal! 

is there maybe an app that can just bar you from sending intoxicated messages to people? if not maybe i should get working on it 

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Have I ever mentioned how the company that does all the billboards around here is just creepy and sinister for no real reason?

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Update: so I went walking to the bridge out of town and

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who would win??? a movie about a rich guy using his power for Evil and then getting whacked in the butt by his own hubris?? or another teenage dystopian film?? 

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xenomachy replied to your post: @xenomachy honestly yeah!! but i guess they just...

Well, I mean, there’s a difference between evading the media and purposely picking a guy that didn’t have close contacts who would worry about him if he disappeared for a Turing Test that he ultimately underestimated.

youre right :O if someone ever won the opportunity to come visit my house honestly maybe wed watch a movie and play board games! :P none of this “itll be okay if this guy dies” sorta nonsense!! 

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why are all these rich science tech people in fiction always a) portrayed by guys and b) sorta jerks....?? tony stark??? who?????

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this edit was requested by the lovely and incredibly patient @junokalemoon! 

i’m very sorry for the quality of my edits and in addition, i’ve had to alter things on my laptop so i’m sorry if that’s reflected in the recent ones! 

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alex garland sent me a handwritten note asking if he could base his character off me

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@xenomachy honestly yeah!! but i guess they just assumed since i never show my face in public aside from board meetings via hologram and until now, solely communicated through various third party channels that maybe i am also kind of a shitty person :(

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i cant believe the character nathan bateman portrayed by oscar isaac from the 2014 science fiction film “ex machina” was based on me, jade english :)

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guerrillawarflower‌:

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jade my wonderful guerrilla queen whats poppin in the evil lab aka the workshop of doom

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not much!!! were launching some new computers and stuff in a few weeks so im just doing a few last minute tweaks to maybe improve long term power consumption but!!!! thats probably boring :P how about you?? :O

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its another afternoon at the english estate which means i get to remain cooped up in a workshop all day :)

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i dont believe in planned obsolescence! anyone who would like to trade up for one of my new products is welcome to do so for free!! forever!!!! 

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okay maybe not for free but at a very fair discount!!! i dont need to make a profit but i do need to make sure my employees have a stable living wage