All I Ever Wanted was the World

Ind. Priv. Sel. Butters Stotch from South Park Played by Ari sideblog, follows back from coffeebuzzcd

[nextgenkittens]

@guessthatsoundstupid from X

“Considering I’ve never done this before, I know I’m gonna mess up.” He might be a great dancer in general, but Ignatius was sure his lack of ballet experience was going to bite him in the ass. And, honestly, he was nervous because of it. But he knew Butters was counting on him to help, so he would do his absolute best to do so.

He couldn’t help smirking a bit at the other’s last bit of advice, though. “What, you afraid they’re gonna be all over me if I do?”

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     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– He hummed a little as he thought. Yes, it was a little last second for him to be asking someone to come with him to this. But... Really, he did need the help. And since he hadn’t really told a lot of his other friends about his classes, Ignatius was one of the only other options left. Which was fine, He only needed him to do a few things when showing where his routine was going so far.

     Thought he felt his face heat up at his comment. Yikes! That was a thing to say! ‘ Huh? N--No! I’m not worried about that at all. It’s just that everyone needs to concentrate, y’know? ‘

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“Why is everything in French?” - newkidramirez

Try Guys do Ballet! ( Accepting )@newkidramirez

     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– ‘ Huh? Oh! It’s just the music Ms. Mulaney likes to teach us with. ‘ He was a little confused at first, but he learned in time that this was actually a good starting point when learning a quick routine, some of them he actually used in his own routines. ‘ If you took a lot of classes, you kinda get used to it. ‘

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“Hopefully everyone’s just distracted by my roguish good looks and fierce contour.” ~nextgenkittens

Try Guys do Ballet! ( Accepting )@nextgenkittens

     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– ‘ Is that your way of trying to tell me you’re thinking you’re gonna mess up? ‘ He laughed as he pushed open the door to the ballet studio where he usually took his classes. There were a couple other boys, but not enough to split the class down the middle. Either way, didn’t matter. They were doing this together, and he’d managed to get permission to bring a friend today, so even better. Besides… He needed it while his original routine partner was in the hospital after spraining their ankle too hard.

     ‘ You’ll be fine. Ms. Mulaney is the best! Just uhh, don’t try to distract too hard. ‘

[rpmemes-galore]

The Try Guys Try Ballet   {Sentence Starters}

“You good?”

“Great, let’s do it.”

“Because we suck.”

“I hate fried chicken.”

“I’m a glitter monster.”

“Oh, that’s so painful!”

“Okay, I didn’t do that.”

“It’s effortlessly graceful.” 

“Do professionals get hurt?”

“This is exhausting me fully.”

“Can we put on those tutus?”

“I’m not allowed to sit down?”

“That means you’re the best.”

“Why is everything in French?”

“I told you, something’s coming.”

“It’s very little and, yet, it’s so much.”

“That one was the best we’ve done.”

“I just got yelled at by a ten year old.”

“You don’t have to be flowy and soft.”

“I thought I was in shape, but I’m not.”

“You look like such a bitch in make-up.”

“This was awful, thank you for sharing.”

“I don’t know how I can do it, I just can.”

“This will mask all of my bad feet moves.”

“Yeah, professionals get hurt all the time.”

“I don’t wanna do this, I’m gonna hurt myself…”

“Quick question: do you sleep in a giant music box?”

“There’s a reason we have not done it: this is impossible.”

“So, we’re gonna be training with seasoned professionals?”

“How much fried chicken would you say you eat in a week?”

“Am I not gonna become a beautiful bird person at the end of this?”

“You have to be a spider-human, and then be graceful with your spider-body — !”

“Hopefully everyone’s just distracted by my roguish good looks and fierce contour.”

“We’re gonna be graceful, we’re gonna be poised… and we’re gonna fall on our butts.”

[memeandprompts]

Fluster my muse, do it, just fluster them.

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confithlete‌:

❝ Listen. A dare is a dare, and I can’t pussy out of it now. If I can make the jump from the stairs to the bottom without falling down, I’m practically a God at this point, ❞ he said, trying to console the other. There was a deadset look in his eyes, foot already halfway up to touch the stairway pole.

❝ Okay, so.. maybe I don’t get anything out of this but bragging rights, but! Those are very important bragging rights, ❞ he explained, one hand raising with his pointer finger, ❝ for one, I get to rub it in Craig’s stupid face. And the other is that.. uh.. okay so maybe there’s not another one but it’s gonna be totally worth it. ❞

     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– ‘ Reconsider what you’re doing, Clyde. ‘ He really didn’t want to see Clyde take a flying leap down the stairs. He’d seen one too many videos to know that it would end, a. with Clyde lying in a pool of his own blood, or b. with Clyde living but now broken just about all the bones in his body. That was a sight that Butters just didn’t want to think of. Neither of them were good scenarios, really.

     ‘ It’s not worth anything-- Which is funny because it really doesn’t come with anything other than... “Bragging rights”-- And that’s noooooot something I’d risk my own safety over. ‘

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fam, you know I gotta send in Iggy for that ship meme

Butters’ Matchmaker ( accepting )@nextgenkittens

I’d Ship It! - ❤❤❤

     ♪🎔𝒜𝓇𝒾: Oh yes, absolutely!

     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– ‘ I–If he asked me out, I certainly wouldn’t say no. He’s… He’s pretty cute, and has been awful nice to me. ‘

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — SOFT ANGST;

send one for my muse's reaction!

“The only true love is unrequited love.”  “Will I see you again?” “Someone, I tell you, in another time will remember us.”  “I never could lie to you.“  “Promise me you’ll come back.”  “Am I just a joke to you, [name]?”  “This is what you do, love. Stride across the centuries, and death follows, churning in your wake.”  “You’re making it personal. That doesn’t help.“  “It was almost like a dream. ‘Oh. I’m not waking up. Why aren’t I waking up?’ I thought. That feeling never ended. It still hasn’t ended.” “I don’t want to hear your suggestions for my personal life.”  “Hold me, at least once, before we say goodbye.”  “I want to hug you once more, as soft as I can.”  “For whose sake… am I living now?”  “Come back alive.” “Thank you… In the end, that’s all I had to say.” “I love you… In the end, that’s all I had to say.” “For survival, I buried my dreams.” “Perhaps you’re right. Neither of us is who we used to be.”  “Don’t go where I can’t follow.” “I aim to be lionhearted, but my hands still shake and my voice isn’t quite loud enough.” “Let me in! Tell me what you’re thinking!“  “I just want to save you.”  “We are not the same, and never will be.” “Stop pretending this doesn’t terrify you.” “Of course it meant something.” “Do you remember?” “I can’t help but love you, even though I try not to.”  “I can’t pretend it’s not the end.”  “I said I’d have courage, but I don’t. Not anymore.”  “You’re a good liar.” “You jump, I jump. Remember?” “There’s nothing I’d deny you, if you would not deny me.” “Don’t do it. Don’t love me.” 

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Anon, The Match Maker

Go on anonymous(Or Not) and send me an ask with character from any fandom (Name - Series, Please!), that you picked out to be my muse’s ideal match, and I’ll rate it on the scale below:

One True Pairing! - ❤❤❤❤❤ Almost Perfect!     - ❤❤❤❤ I’d Ship It!             - ❤❤❤ Sure why not.       - ❤❤ Maybe…               - ❤ Neutral                 - (Explain why) Maybe Not…         - 💔 Yeah, No…            - 💔💔 Anti-Ship!              - 💔💔💔 Are You Nuts?       - 💔💔💔💔 OH HELL NO!        - 💔💔💔💔💔

Then I’ll follow it up with a few words from the muse, mun, or both, explaining why they think it would work out or not!

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confithlete‌:

❝ Alright, just checking.. and yeah, Tangled! ❞

Clyde’s fists raise up and down in hype as he waits for Butters to look through his movies. He gracefully misses the catch, but managed to awkwardly catch it as it fell down after hitting him. Got it.

❝ A little under an hour, but yeah, that’s about how long it’ll be. A damn shame we don’t get it sooner, but that’s just the way the world works. ❞

Lowering his head exaggeratedly, he sighs and his shoulders sag, but soon comes back with a smile on his face. Turning the television on, it’s only for a moment that he lets out a small fit of laughter when looking at the remote before focusing again. He switched it to the right setting, or at least what he thought was so when he saw the movie screen.

❝ Are you ready for a whirlwind of emotions, dude? And I mean, some of it will be from the movie, but you know, a lot of it will be from me. ❞

     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– He took his seat next to Clyde, the mattress still collecting air and inflating out of the corner of his eye. It’d be a while, so why not just kick back and relax for a moment or two? Clyde’s own antics, however, made Butters burst into his own small fit of laughter. God he was so weird! But that’s what made him just that, he could easily reason.

     ‘ If I wanted a whirlwind of emotions, ‘ he wiped the tear from his eye as he went, ‘ I’d have made us watch something like the Lion King. ‘

     Truth be told, a lot of the newer Disney movies just didn’t have the same OOMF of emotional impact the older stuff did. Christ, he could still remember being terrified of Pleasure Island from Pinocchio EASILY... Part of that may have been because his father had threatened to send him to such a place if he was a brat. He’d digress though, not something to be thinking about at a sleepover with a friend!

     ‘ Just hope you don’t care about me belting the lyrics to almost every single song. ‘ He was teasing, of course. But he has actually done that when he was alone. He’d... He’d sorta knocked over a kitchen chair while getting into a fun rendition of “You’re Welcome”-- Those were some good times. Point was, he was prone to doing it, but because of the fact that he has a guest, he’d restrain himself.

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fadingstarshine‌:

Shame or not, he didn’t mind too much. It was kind of exciting and its enough to make the young dragon hop in place a second. Sure, it was strange but he’d dealt with weirder things. 

“Nice to meet’cha! I’m Spyro!”

     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– ‘ Spyro? Aww! That’s such a cute name! ‘

     And considering he was a dragon, the “pyro” part actually made a lot of sense to him. And it was probably a way better name than what he’d given his hamsters by far! His smile growing wider, his knuckles subconsciously knocked together in excitement. ‘ So where are you coming from then?

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❝ You can’t stop me, but I’m flattered that you’re still trying. ❞

PS4 Spider-man ( accepting )@confithlete

     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– ‘ Because the last thing you need is to be pulling something and or dislocating something! ‘ And Clyde was his friend– The last thing that needed to happen was to hear that he was in the hospital or the nurse’s office for something completely avoidable. Though, it really seemed the brunette was DEAD set son seeing whatever this was he was doing through. ‘ I really don’t think you should be doing this to yourself, Clyde. ‘

[retractedrequiem]

From here.

“…I hope you realize I’m still going to kick your ass.” Kenny was merely thankful he hadn’t gotten his uniform all dusty, or needed to combat heavy cobwebs while sneaking into the super villain’s base. Knowing his luck, it’d be a black widow that bit him, or something.

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     🗲𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔯 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔰;;– ‘ Of course you immediately resort to that. Guess that’s what you came here to do in the first place though. ‘ The last thing he wanted was to get into a fight right this second-- But it couldn’t really be helped if one of the Coon Friends or Freedom Pals came after him. After all, he was a bad guy. And a bad guy’s gotta fight when the superheroes come knocking his door down... Or... His ventilation grate.

     ‘ Then let’s make this quick, I’m meeting General Disarray for lunch later. ‘

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❝ You may be a dirty criminal, but you have remarkably clean air vents. ❞ (i was thinking for fractured butt whole verse, if you'd like :o)

PS4 Spider-man ( accepting )@retractedrequiem

     🗲𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔯 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔰;;– ‘ What do you think I run here, Mysterion, some kinda crack den? Of course they have to be in peak condition. I can’t work like that. ‘ He folds his arms and raises his head. The villain had no enjoyment in letting things get dusty– And if the vents were, imagine what it’d do to his inventions? The thought was too horrifying, even to Professor Chaos himself.

     ‘ A happy clean vent is a clean machine and makes a happy Chaos. ‘

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❝ You’re a lot more than your past. Don’t let it control you. ❞

PS4 Spider-man ( accepting )@youbxstards

     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– ‘ Easier said than done, Kyle. ‘ There had been so much in his past that he wishes wasn’t a deciding factor for a lot of shit in his life. There was, first and foremost, the fact that he was still somehow friends with Cartman– Not to mention the shit he pulled back when they were kids. The kiss services, the underground…ish vape sales. Name it, he’s done it and it’s slandered him heavily.

     ‘ Y’know, I’ve tried to better myself, but it seems that I can’t even do that right! No matter how much effort I put into it. ‘

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❝ Love the optimism, but in my experience, when it looks bad, it’s usually worse. ❞ ~nextgenkittens

PS4 Spider-man ( accepting )@nextgenkittens

     🎔ℬ𝓊𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈;;– ‘ Now you’re making a mountain outta a molehill! It isn’t so bad, Iggy. ‘ He looked at the mess around them. Really, it wasn’t all that bad. However, it was barely tolerable for any normal person to look at. Luckily Butters has seen a little worse. ‘ We’ll be able to fix this in no time before anyone notices. ‘

[rpsentences]

SENTENCE STARTERS | SPIDERMAN ( PS4 )

feel free to change pronouns if needed ! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name.

❝ Morning! Are you ready for your hot fresh cup of bodily harm? ❞ ❝ Gotta warn you, I’m feeling punchy today. ❞ ❝ Sorry to break it to you, but you have so NOT got this, buddy. ❞ ❝ I guess this is what they call a ‘hostile workplace’. ❞ ❝ You may be a dirty criminal, but you have remarkably clean air vents. ❞ ❝ Oh, you’re so cute when you’re oblivious. ❞ ❝ After all these years, you’re still nothing more than an ignorant child. ❞ ❝ Why do I get the feeling that you were planning this all along? ❞ ❝ You’ll die as uselessly as you lived. ❞ ❝ If you worked this hard at a legit job, you wouldn’t need to be a criminal. ❞ ❝ I wish I could bottle and sell your optimism, I’d make a killing! ❞ ❝ You’re already breaking, so it looks like it’s up to me to stop the entering. ❞ ❝ You and ____ would make some beautiful babies, you know! ❞ ❝ There are so many times I would have fallen apart if not for you… ❞ ❝ I get why you do it, but I never really loved the heroes hiding behind masks. ❞ ❝ I’m lucky to be alive? Says the guy I saved five minutes ago. ❞ ❝ Honestly, why are you robbing again? You know the police are watching your every move. ❞ ❝ I know you’re kinda dumb, but I didn’t think you were this dumb. ❞ ❝ You can tell me this secret now or make me punch it out of you later. Your choice. ❞ ❝ Your suit is awesome! Can we talk design details? ❞ ❝ This won’t pay the bills, but I’ll help you with this if it means a lot to you. ❞ ❝ Have it your way. You wanna fight? Well then, let’s fight! ❞ ❝ Well, there’s nothing illegal in plain sight…Kind of anticlimactic, huh? ❞ ❝ It’s not really breaking and entering if I don’t break anything, right? ❞   ❝ We were good together, weren’t we? Maybe it’s time to reignite that flame… ❞ ❝ You have to learn to swallow that pride and accept that you’re only human. ❞ ❝ I hope I live to regret this… ❞ ❝ Nice entrance. That was a solid 8 out of 10. ❞ ❝ I really wish these guys weren’t so hostage-happy. ❞ ❝ The only way to fight a monster is to become one. ❞ ❝ Someday, I’ll turn the tables. I’ll show you what it feels like to be helpless and small. ❞ ❝ I want to say “don’t do that ever again”, but I know you’re going to anyway. ❞ ❝ Did…you just leave your clothes on the kitchen floor…? ❞   ❝ You know, as elevator shafts go, this is pretty nice! ❞ ❝ If you ever wanted to team up, well, we could do some real damage! ❞ ❝ Do you remember the last time we did this dance? ❞ ❝ You’ve got a hell of a left hook. Can’t wait for the rematch. ❞ ❝ Sometimes, information is worth more than money, and I learned plenty watching you. ❞ ❝ That was really brave, but next time, leave the fighting to the pros, okay? ❞  ❝ Kneel before me, or I’ll pull your mask off and expose you. ❞ ❝ I feel bad for anyone who’s on the wrong side of you. ❞ ❝ Love the optimism, but in my experience, when it looks bad, it’s usually worse. ❞ ❝ You can’t stop me, but I’m flattered that you’re still trying. ❞ ❝ There are easier ways to ask for an autograph than this. ❞ ❝ It’s hard when you’re always the one that gets saved, you know? ❞ ❝ Amazing what a little teamwork can achieve, isn’t it? ❞ ❝ The world would be better off without you, and you know it. ❞ ❝ Let’s just…go ahead and forget that ever happened… ❞ ❝ I love ya, but you do know it’s rude to cut in, right? ❞  ❝ Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now. ❞ ❝ You’re a lot more than your past. Don’t let it control you. ❞ ❝ Long time, no see! We’re going to have so much fun together! ❞ ❝ Missed me, missed me, now you gotta- You know what, forget I said anything. ❞ ❝ I’m not one to be judgemental, but you, sir, are an extremely disturbed man. ❞ ❝ Admit it, you were just waiting in the next room hoping the other guys would finish me first. ❞ ❝ “Lie" is such an ugly word. I prefer “misdirection”. ❞ ❝ I just conned the hell out of you and here you are trying to save me. How can you be so damn nice all the time? ❞