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How To Get A Job Fast As Hell
@owenabbott
Apply to a job, wait (1) day, then call. Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application.
When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly, tell them your first and last name.
Describe your experiences as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years] costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.
Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.” “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”
When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now).
Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.
When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy.
If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)
Questions for after the interview:
1. Does this position offer upward mobility?
2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)
Then, shake their hand, Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it.
AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices.
DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone. In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate.
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The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com and Simplyhired.
Data Entry:
http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed
https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl
https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300
Front Desk:
http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957
https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280
https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist
http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)
http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920
https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical
http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp
Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:
Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)
Stenographer-Court Reporter
Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND
Real Estate Broker
Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K
Claims adjuster
Loan Officer
Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,
Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re
I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know
I’m saving this.
God made you for one specific reason. And I believe it is because it have him great joy to do so.
I’m here. Ily.
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Always.
What changes a “clump of cells” into a baby?
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I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
“What I imagine when people say ‘new year, new me.’”
None Pizza With Left Beef will be 9 years old this year.
The Order of the Traditional Catholic Mass
MASS OF THE CATECHUMENS
PRAYERS AT THE FOOT OF THE ALTAR: Priest adores God INTROIT: “Entrance” Prayer to hasten God’s advent KYRIE: Greek, A cry to the Trinity for mercy GLORIA: Angelic Hymn, an exultation of praise COLLECTS: Prayers of the day EPISTLE: Letters and teachings of Apostles GRADUAL: Psalm to unite prayers with instruction ALLELUIA: Hebrew, “Praise the Lord” GOSPEL: The words of Christ SERMON: Explanation of the Gospel CREED: “I believe” Profession of faith.
MASS OF THE FAITHFUL
OFFERTORY ANTIPHON: Preparation for oblation (sacrifice) OFFERTORY: Bread, wine, & hearts of people offered to God SECRET: Prayer that the offerings are worthy SANCTUS: “Holy, holy, holy” Canticle of the Angels PRAYERS OF REMEMBRANCE: Prayer for the living PRAYERS OF OFFERING: Petition for peace, deliverance, to get to heaven CONSECRATION: Action of Christ. Bread=body, wine=blood PRAYERS OF OFFERING: Recalls the old law sacrifices, remember Calvary PRAYERS OF REMEMBRANCE: Prayer for the dead in purgatory DOXOLOGY: All things sanctified & blessed through Cross of our Redeemer PATER NOSTER: “Our Father” Preparation for Communion BREAKING OF THE HOST: Imitates Savior who broke bread for the Apostles AGNUS DEI: Christ is the Lamb from the Old & New Testament prophets COMMUNION: The infinite God, in His infinite love, grants an infinite gift POSTCOMMUNION: Prayer of thanksgiving for the Body and Blood DISMISSAL: Priest dismisses the people, sends them out into the world BENEDICTION: Priest humbly thanks God for allowing participation in sacrifice LAST GOSPEL: Summary of the benefits we partake through Christ’s Sacrifice
Hospital Adventures
1. Trying to find something to use as a bookmark besides used alcohol wipes and iv tape
2. Nurse: Haha Janelle you’re an inspiration for us all Me: My butt is showing in this hospital gown
3. Housekeeping lady: I’m going to be your favorite person today because I won’t be stabbing you with needles Me: You’re the backbone of this hospital and don’t let anyone tell you any different.
4. Nurse: What’s your pain level? Me: 6 I guess, I’ve felt worse. Me: *slams book closed* I’m too dizzy to read my pain level is now 10
5. urine and bowel movements are topic number one
6. Knowing your status, getting medical answers, finding a doctor in a hospital: filed as x-file
7. Complimentary mug
8. Me a to nutritionist: may I have some fruit crisp (as listed on menu)? *45 minutes later* Room service to me: we didn’t have any fruit crisp so we brought you banana creme pie Me: *cries on pie* 9. *hears person vomiting next door* Me: does the person next door have C Diff??? Nurse: … Me: I’m on broad spectrum antibiotics???? *30 minutes later* Nurse: the hospitalist wants you to be treated for C diff as precaution
10. Nurse: YOU HAVE HOW MANY CHILDREN??? Me: It’s not as bad as people make it out to be. They don’t run around the house naked and screaming you know, I do that.
11. THE LINE HAS AN OCCLUSION. ALWAYS. ALWAYS SCREAMING.
12. Nurse: Can you explain your vision problems? Me delirious: my eyes won’t zoom in or out *1 hour later* Nurse to doctor: she says her eyes have problems zooming in and out Me: also my other symptom is stupidity 13. Nurse: Do you want to take a shower? Me: oh yes please! Nurse: okay here are some warm wipes, leave in shampoo, and a comb
14. Nurse: you should go for a walk :)
Me: there are people out there and I don’t have pants only this butt flap
*45 minutes later*
Nurse: here take these
Me: I can’t go out in these!
Nurse: why?!
Me: because
The
World
Ain’t
Ready
For
THESE
The world is brighter place because of you. God bless, and keep rocking those ridiculous pants.
This is NOT a judgmental question - why do you reblog yourself? I follow other artists who reblog themselves, too, and I'm just curious. :)
bc we’re thirsty for notes
lol no but really i reblog three times after i post something so that people of different time zones see it
if i write a poem at night, i reblog it in the morning, afternoon, and night again the next day
if i wrote something this afternoon, i’ll reblog it again tonight, tomorrow morning, and tomorrow afternoon again
etc
bc people are online at different times
it annoys some people but i honestly couldn’t care less
:-) if you post art online, i encourage you to reblog it a couple of times. give people an opportunity to see it!
*reblogs my own selfies 3 times because I am art*
As a unique creation, yes, I think you literally are. Or at the very least, you are to God.
POO IN LOO
@rtrixie designated?
Hello darkness, my old friend,
I’ve come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seed while I was sleeping,
And the vision, that was planted in my brain,
Still remains, with the sound of silence,
In restless dreams I walked alone,
Narrow streets of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp,
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night, and touched the sound of silence.
I have seen hell.
I can't tell if this got more or less funny as it kept going.
petition to ban “slideshow” as an article format on the internet
seconded
I'll sign it immediately
Feel good retro pop from Washington DC trio The Duskwhales composed of Seth Flynn, Chris Baker and Brian Majewski . Emerald Skates with it’s flawless vocals and smooth melodies will light up your life like no other! Check the track out via Soundcloud and download for free!
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