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[guineafignewton]

Kudos to sleepy #HiScoreGirl 1992 me (with classic Oriental Heroes helmet hair) after a long night of #FF2 and not so legal slot machining earlier that af on the cruise ship.

#Dear16YearOldMe #Vaporwavy1992to2021

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Welcome to Artist Alley!

We all know Tumblr and artists go together like peaches and cream. Welcome to our new Artist Alley: empowering artists to sell their work straight from their own storefronts, on their own terms.

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[staff]

🗣Calling all artists! We want to promote your digital storefront.

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[guineafignewton]

Throwback to yesterday’s #Loafy Rooster-san.

https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/33692/fox-kids-network-bumper-break-loafy-2

#BirdsLife #WonderBread 🍞

[guineafignewton]

#FBF to Have You Seen Fluffy Cat! and Fluffy Hamster’s ear photobombing the #brorange koi pond bridge in 2014.

#Romans828 #Matthew11

[guineafignewton]

Life is really #ethereally #ethereal at times. This picture was this past Monday.

Roost in paradise, Scissors Beak-chan.

#BirdsLife #Romans828

[guineafignewton]

I can hear it in the distance

And it's not too far away.

It's the music and the laughter

Of a wedding and a feast.

I can almost feel the hand of God

Reaching for my face

To wipe the tears away, and say,

"It's time to make everything new."

[guineafignewton]

“That’s hot!” — Professor Paris Hilton

#TwoYearsAgo #ThatsHotTuesdays #Romans828 #HotDiggityDog #BarkBark

[guineafignewton]

Last Sunday with Rooster-san’s crowing and tuff pup Lucy tunnel-visioning with her good eye, staying in her lane. GG!

[guineafignewton]

Some ferret ascension rehearsal thing, idk.

[guineafignewton]

Speaking of clams, that #Wendys #burg from yesterday had a funny #razzleberry corner nub which made me think of the last time I had this food and gave former resident ferret Joey-kun his corner nub piece. Since that can’t be now, that means Rooster-san has double portion.

[guineafignewton]

Hey Mom, TY for the #Wendys #burg. 🍔

The two hundred and fifty clams should be on the way in a few and hopefully, more later in approximately one fortnight.

[guineafignewton]

#TBT In Search Of: Worms to Ex-GFs.

Either that or an underground portal to China, idk w/e.

[guineafignewton]

2020, 2021:

How it start / How it go / idk

[guineafignewton]

#FBF to former resident #ferret Joey-kun's #CellsAtWork Show & Tell on the afternoon of Wednesday, January 27th, 2021 and him being more kawaii than the kawaii-est genki-est girl.

[guineafignewton]

#WWPD (What Would Pop Do) with this nearly year old #CornedBeefHash that Mom got? Why have it straight outta the can with a pink ice cream cone spoon, that’s what. (ᵔᴥᵔ)🍓💞

[guineafignewton]

Found Art

[guineafignewton]

#FBF to last Thursday and Rooster-san’s floof’d out feather like some kind of #Alfalfa from #LittleRascals or #Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun from #Slayers, plus Notice Me Senpai Roosterump.