I'm eating an onion like an apple rn

| She/Her | 23 | LT | | Casual fandom blog | Occasional re-blogs and other stuff when I'm not dead |

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✴︎˚｡⋆┊Gum / Kiwi ┊23 ┊⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖┊LT/EN┊She/Her┊⋆✴︎˚｡

Heyooo! I'm mostly dead/a lurker, but I'll occasionally reblog or post stuff. I no longer take writing requests due to not having time to write full pieces, but I might post some selfship fanart or fics. Feel free to stick around, messages and asks are always open :>

⋆.˚Main media interest: Postal┊ RDR2┊ Elden Ring⋆.˚

⋆.˚Other media interests: JJBA, TWST, Yakuza series, Limbus company, Fallout (games), JJK, Archer, Skyrim, GKM, Bayonetta, Genshin Impact⋆.˚

⭑.ᐟMy old JJBA masterlist can be found HERE. NSFW fics are marked in the title.

⭑.ᐟDivider credits goes to @thecutestgrotto. Thank you! Link to the specific set is HERE

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Somehow I completely forgot to post this beautiful summer piece from @acheh?? Either way, thank you so much for making my summer dream a reality!!

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Once again I am fed by @ribchillz THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!!

Sitting and stirling my hair like a schoolgirl and looking at them hehehehee

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Happy Pride Month to everyone!! I am celebrating with more art for the horde, rounding off the Dudeling collection, and kicking my legs like a schoolgirl as I eat these drawings :> Thank you @r-aindr0p for taking up my commission again!!

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HEHEHEHEHE after being dead for 15 million years, I return with a new com from @ribchillz, thank you again for entertaining my nonsense and making gorgeous art <3 <3

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!!!! i finally finished omfg !!!!! he probably could have turned out better but my toxic trait is thinking that i can do absolutely anything perfectly with minimal effort if its manual labor

not sure if i hate or love that he looks like an absolute unit bc i stuffed him too good (but can you blame me for acting on this dubious subconscious urge) i prob could get a voice box but the ones that can be re recorded are terribly expensive so uh mmm as an alternative funny feature he has magnets in his hands so i can hang him on bottles (even got him a prop). now he lives on the yaoi shelf.

HUGE thanks to @goofyashura11 @amalkin and especially @abr00talending for reaching out this mf wouldnt have seen the light of day without your help !!!!

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The postal fandom has a glaring issue with how they characterize p1 dude but no one is ready for that conversation

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I AM ready for the conversation

Listen i looove senselessly edgy p1dude as much as the next guy and love seeing it every now and then but sometimes i tire of just seeing him as "oooh cool sexy edgy guy with a gun heheheh look here's him killing himself for the 102847th time and here's him doing horrid things tee hee hee and here's him gutted and--"

Like yeah. Love that! Love to see it! But what I'd love even more is seeing some real accurate characterization for him just as often. He's not a Bad Guy as such. He's severely mentally ill (unspecified so i wont go into any specific disorders.., thats a paragraph for another day), horrified, and fighting for his life and the good of the world (at least so he wrongly believes). His worldview is extremely warped and he engages in a ton of senseless violence due to this but at his core he believes he is doing the Right Thing and is horrified of what he goes through. He's supposed to be a regular guy who got pushed to and beyond his limits and broke under pressure... i have no real issue with "edgy" p1 media cause its an edgy game from the start and it can be fun to indulge in but can we also have more properly characterized dude fanmedia please

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Yessss preach!

I think one of the best portrayals of Dude as a man in a deep mental health crisis is by stuart_guy on yt, especially their last animatic, it's like seeing some kind of cut cutscene from the og game.

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he likes nu metal,,,,

pic + art wip below

so i bought a discman and it wouldn't work properly at first, had to tilt and flip the damn thing around, was fun tho, kinda ridiculous but its working perfectly now. drew dude struggling w one, hopefully ill post the finished drawin in a few hours, or tomorrow, or never, who knows

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More amazing art for my collection!! Thank you to @sortasoh (their twt) for taking my request and putting up with meeee <3

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LOOK AT MY BABIES!! LOOK!!!!

I owe my life to @pointyspiral as always, and I will be harassing you again when your coms open up :3

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heheheh p1 and Uly my belovedsssss, thank you @acheh for feeding me again!!!

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Hello

Very ominous notification to get while I'm half asleep and in the middle of my shift, thank you

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the elusive Offical Postal 2 Clock

Image courtesy of KommanderKarl’s video were he gives us a brief look through Vince Desi’s basement and it’s just chock full of shit legendary tier items like this

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Once again, @biohazardmist brings me more art for the horde of Uly and Dude art :>

Auughgh my babies growing old togetherrr. I need to finish the reference sheet for Uly soon, I kinda want to post more about her...

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This whore is dedicated to @acheh, please come back home, Slime misses you ❤️

This is meant ot be like one of those billboards around the zag, but idk if I did it justice. Anyway, I can't look at him anymore, or I'll throw up I need to draw something else..

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i am not immune to making a postal oc it seems. his name is kam :^] theres a sort of ref sheet under the cut + epic kamlore

um...kam. short for kameron bc it felt like a very 2003 name :^) hes a former fighter from an mma knock off promotion who moves to paradise after his promotion goes under and hes left without a job. he takes over management of the Fire In The Hole from an old boyfriend of his who skips town as soon as he can pawn it off on kam. paradise isnt exactly a place most people like to stay in for long...but ol kams just content to have enough income to make rent.

kams a real 'macho' type, sardonic and abrasive n prone to explosive bouts of anger when insulted. hes secure in his own sexuality, contrasting dude bc in my head and heart postal dude is a total closet case. lol.

um the dudes a regular at the Hole 🕳 bc its like the only bar in paradise (his excuse!)...they like picking at each other. kam likes the dude a lot, partly just bc its fun seeing one man embarrass himself in ways no one has ever before conceived. 💖 love wins.

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hehehhhehe another drawing of the horrible couple who want only violence (they love each other, I promise), thank you again to @g0ne1997!!