(All the batkids in someway don’t understand privacy in showers and bathrooms, all go different reasons. So here’s them showering with Bruce for shits and giggles)
9 year old dick: *just appeared in the shower with bruce* sup
Bruce: *absolutely terrified where his kid ward came from and is wondering if this is normal* uhh hi
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Jason 12 years old: * in the bath tub with bruce* and then I found this new book and it was sooooo cool and-
Bruce: *was trying to have a relaxing bath but would never say no to his sons* oh that sounds super cool
Dick 16 years old: *currently taking a shower as Bruce has a bath in the same bathroom while Jason is in said bath with him* wow that sound cool, anyway B can I use your expensive shampoo
Bruce: *hoping both grow out of it* yes you can
Except dick does and well Jason never gets the chance
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Tim 14 years old: *in the batcave showers with bruce* ok so I had this theory where instead I think the wife faked her death-
Bruce: *sort of used to it by now but a little weirded out* I mean that could work theoretically
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Steph 15 years old: Ok so thanks for letting me use your bathroom mirror but why do you have so much eyeliner
Bruce: Mind your fucking business your using my bathroom
Bruce: Oh and you came in without knocking, I could’ve been on the toilet!
Steph: Then lock your door
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Cass 18 years old: *using a face mask while Bruce also uses a face mask* then I got yelled at by the director and Babs punched their kneecaps
Bruce: *hyper focused on this mask to bond with his daughter* that’s good, the bitch deserved it
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Duke 15 years old: * brushing his teeth in Bruce’s bathroom* sup boss
Bruce: *currently trying to take a shit in peace but used to it at this point* morning, oh also Alfred asked for you to take out the rubbish
Bruce: Hey, watch your language in this bathroom young man
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Context: Damian had a nightmare and is quite attached (also in the league he showered with Talia and was quite attached in taht sense)
Damian 11 years old: * pretending to shave with Bruce’s razor with the cover on* goo morning father
Bruce: *shaving his face and quite content with Damian joking him* morning did you sleep better
Bruce: * gets undressed and hops into his shower* oh dami-
Damian: *follows Bruce and undresses and gets into the shower* yes?
Bruce: *used to it* never mind
Damian: *plays with the water* okiiii baba
