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God I’m getting fat. Let’s pop these buttons

7 bigass tacos 🥵

They lady bringing them out to people just carried them to their tables but with mine she brought all of mine out on a giant serving tray 😵‍💫 then she listed them all out loud putting them down in front of me.

Maybe that’s my fault for going during lunch hour so everyone around me was seeing this feast that literally covered my entire table 😩

I didn’t have a gigantic dinner last night and I just tore through these fuck. I stuffed each and every bit of them down and waddled out of there so fucking full. It’s crazy how much wider I feel waddling around after gorging myself 😮‍💨

Btw is this shirt okay to wear out still? I feel like if I’m empty it’s okay, but after 7 tacos maybe it can’t really hide that fact? I dunno does it make me look kinda fat after that? I’m realizing too how far down my belt buckle is too from my big fat heavy gut pushing it down. 😬

fattenupphil

Blow me up. Let’s pop some buttons

sedona2428

fatboyfinder3

Can someone help me find this guy too his belly looks so sexy 😍😍😍😍

the-polar-chest-haired-man

hungrykeaton

Fuck I’m actually getting big. Guess a large pizza and two whoppers will do that to you. (Also I think my chest is getting chubbier…)

stutteringfatgut

Dad, wearing nothing but a pair of stretched swim trunks, had spent the entire afternoon parked beside the buffet table and grill. Every time someone thought he was finally finished eating, he would wander back over for another plate stacked high with burgers, chips, barbecue, and slices of pie. His round stomach pushed heavily against the waistband of his bathing suit, and by the end of the evening he moved slower with each step, letting out satisfied groans as he lowered himself into a lounge chair near the pool.

The summer heat, mixed with the enormous meal, quickly caught up with him. He leaned back in the chair with one arm draped over his belly, his chest rising and falling heavily as the sounds of laughter and splashing water echoed around the backyard. The younger kids kept jumping into the pool nearby, sending occasional sprays of water onto his legs, but he barely reacted. His overstuffed stomach rested prominently in his lap, and every so often he would rub it absentmindedly while fighting to keep his eyes open.

Before long, Dad completely gave in to the food coma. His head tilted back against the chair, his mouth slightly open as he drifted into a deep sleep beside the pool. The adults nearby chuckled quietly at the sight of him snoring softly in the fading sunlight, still clutching an empty paper plate in one hand. Every now and then his belly would jiggle slightly with each heavy breath, making it obvious just how full he had gotten during the cookout.

Even asleep, he looked completely content. The smell of chlorine and grilled food lingered in the warm evening air while the party continued around him. Nobody bothered waking him up right away; it had become part of the family tradition to see Dad completely overeat at summer gatherings and eventually pass out near the pool after declaring he was “only having one more plate.”

sedona2428

And now is the time to pounce!