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i am gummy! i write a lot, draw sometimes, and babble often. i have been talking about ever after high for 10 years now and no one has managed to stop me yet!

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#LIGHT OF MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THANK U FOR DRIVING ONE MILLION AND THREE HOURS 4 LIL OL ME #cigs buckfast and karaoke <3333333333 ITS ONE FOR THE BOOKS #this ladies and germs is the one mutual that got me through it all. AND I MEAN IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL #there will never b anothr like nimue i feel so sorry for every future generation. still. sucks 2 suckLOLLLLLL #LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THAT’S WHY HE WANTS THEM TO SIGN SO BADLY. OH MY GOD.

THE SECRET'S OUT.....................

#YOU SEE NOW NONNY.......... THE STORYBOOK ONLY HAS ONE FUNCTION #IT EXISTS 2 SERVE ONLY ONE MANS WHIMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSS #AND NOW HERE WE FUCKING ARE. WHAT A PICKLE #ask #eah #gum rewrite #IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GLAD U LIKED IT THANK U NONNY MWAH MWAH MWAH

Ever After High: Rewrite, Ignite, Restart - Chapter 39 - INTERLUDE XII. THE STORIES

Centuries ago, it began.

#eah:rir #I TOOK IT INTO MY OWN HANDS.#milton grimm #giles grimm #ever after high #eah

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moved house nd 4got about rir Sunday……… tomorrow, my chickadees

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vexing update: we won't hav wifi at my new place until friday and i can't format the chapter properly on my disintegrating phone!!!!!!! rewrite Sunday it shall be once more.... but that's also my birthday so it feels right!!!!!!

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STILL no WiFi at the house!!!!! will soon be taking things into my own hands......

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moved house nd 4got about rir Sunday……… tomorrow, my chickadees

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vexing update: we won't hav wifi at my new place until friday and i can't format the chapter properly on my disintegrating phone!!!!!!! rewrite Sunday it shall be once more.... but that's also my birthday so it feels right!!!!!!

#the trials nd tribulations of an adult life.....#STAY TUNED!!!!!!

moved house nd 4got about rir Sunday……… tomorrow, my chickadees

#SAWRY

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The students prepare for Raven Queen's signing.

#eah:rir #ever after high #eah #cerise hood #cedar wood #raven queen #apple white #maddie hatter #madeline hatter #ashlynn ella #briar beauty #milton grimm #SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PLOT THICKENS!!!!!!!#WILL IT EVER THIN AGAIN? THIS IS SOEMTHING AUTHORS LIKE ME DO NOT CONCERN OURSELVES WITH #ON ACCOUNT OF THE MADNESS. ON ACCOUNT OF THE MADNESS

gumjester

guys it's fucking happening it's . i've. thronecoming chapter 1 done

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CHAPTER 2 DONE GOD I'VE MISSED REBLOGGING THESE LITTLE TRACKERS WE ARE FUCKING TEARING ALONG I AM MANIFESTING IT

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CHAPTER 3 TECHNICALLY CHAPTER 2 .......... BECAUSE CHAPTER 2 IS ACTUALLY AN INTERLUDE...... EITHER FUCKING WAY. I THINK I'VE DONE IT. I THINK IVE GONE AND ACTUALYL DONE IT I C. I CANT ....... FOUR MONTHS. FOUR MONTHS. FOU

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HELLO!!!!!!! JUMPSCARE!!!!! I HAVE FINISHED CHAPTER 3 !!!!!!!! KIND OV..... I think atp I am Going 2 HAMMER OUT every chapter in the arc as fast as possible and then just edit the fuck out of them b4 I post becuz I RLLY WANT 2 GET THIS SHOW BACK ON THA ROAD💜💜💜💜 IM ALIVE I PROMISE.... AND IM COOKING....

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would any of you believe me

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GUYS..........................

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oh you bettr believe it baby you BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IT'S 3AM 💖💖💖💖💖🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇 CHAPTER 6 FINITO'D. I DONT EVEN WANT 2 TALK ABOUT IT

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while chapter 7/interlude 11 is not yet done i HAVE fuckign given up and moved onto the next chap 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🫰🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🫰🫰🫰🫰 MOSTLY BECAUSE THRE IS JUST SOOOOOOOO MUCH THAT HAPPENS IN THIS INTERLUDE ITS PROBA LY GOING 2 END UP AT LIKE 10000 WORDS AND I HAVE ALREADY REWRITTEN IT TWICE... . . .... I DONT WANT 2 THINK ABT HOW MANY WORDS I HAVE WRITTEN CUMULATIVELY OF THIS CHAPTER. ITS BEEN A HORROR AND A FASCINATION ITS BEEN AN AWAKENING AND A REASON 2 GO TO SLEEP FOREVER ITS BEEN . INTERESTING . anyway what i fink I'm going 2 do now is just spend a week on Each remaining chapter nd then move on at the end of th week regardless of whether I've acktuallyyyyy Finished it. JUST 2 GET THIS FUCKING ARC DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT CANNOT WEIGH ON ME INTO THE NEW YEAR ID WALK INTO THE COUNTRY FIELDS AND NO ONE WOULD EVER SEE ME AGAIN.. so that's the plan. chapter each week until late December, then Editing. which I'm sure will be easy and fine

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thronecoming 9/20

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thronecoming 11/20. i wish i could talk about it but i dont thik i can like physically

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THRONECOMING 12/20!!!!!!!!!!!

#gum rewrite #AFTER THE 9-MONTH HORROR OF INTERLUDE 11 THE UNIVERSE HAS SEEN FIT TO THROW ME A FUCKING BONE HERE AND INTERLUDE 12 TOOK A MERCIFUL 3 WEEKS #ONTO THE NEXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The students visit Heritage Hall, and collect their parents' gifts.

OH MY GOD NEW CHAPTER TODAY

HIIIIIIIIII NONNY RIGHT YOU AREEEEEEEEE CHAPTER 7 OF THRONECOMING IS INCOMING TONITEEEEEEEEEE AND ITS KIND OF ANOTHER DOOZY LAWL. I HOPE YA'LL EAT WELL!!!!!!!!!

#ask #ever after high #eah #i feel like im the only one who calls the chapters by their number within th arc 😭😭😭 BUT ITS HOW I REMEMBER THEM #ANYWAY TONITE U GET RAVEN!!!!! AND OH. SO MUCH MORE

rotomartsblog

Do you think people in EAH believe the sun rotates around the Earth

#i lowk froze wheni saw this in the tag #this is such a randomly brilliant question. so much of afterian society is built upon pure baseless metaphysics (THE ENTIRE DESTINY SYSTEM)#nd their education is soooo purposefully restricted by a single person (IT ALWYAS COMES BACK 2 HOW BAD MILTON SUCKS) who relies on #maintaining ignorance 4 his civil structure 2 function (GOD HE SUCKS SO BAD) the #*THST like oh my god yeah. they probably do think thst #every single character in eah is a flat earther INCLUDING THE REBELS INCLUDING RAVEN. SHE HAS SUCH BIGGER THINGS 2 BE WORRYING ABT RN IF U #TOLD RAVEN QUEEN THE EARTH WAS ACTUALLY A SPHERE AND IT ORBITS THE SUN SHE WOULD PAUSE BITING HER FINGERNAILS TO THE QUICK FOR PRECISELY #12 SECONDS TO ASK YOU HOW THAT HELPS HER MOTHER BE LESS OF A CUNT AND ALSO TELL YOU TO.FUCK OFF BECAUSE THATS NOT TRUE #heading an entire rebel movement most rational girl within 1000 light years and she doesn’t know what vaccines are but they sound scary #i love ever after high. it’s 1am #eah

makig a meme about my own rewrite chapter and it’s the Least i could do

#eah:rir #THIS DESERRVES THE OFFICIAL TAG I SPENT ENTIRE MINITS ON THIS #ever after high #eah #Milton Grimm #giles grimm #gum art #TECHNICALLY.#anyway new chapter this sunday!! <3

undying-princess

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

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Raven Queen ^^ tell me is it giving pre and post poisoning apple?

#o my god.#i will be SOOO real i am just staring at the pattern on ravens dress are you CRAZY? R U LOCO. THE DETAILSJFJSKFJJDEJEJX #most certainly IS giving pre/post poisoning I'm going 2 hav a heart attack its so FABLEOUSSSSSSSS #THE HEADDRESS THING <- GIRL WHO KNOWS THE WORDS FOR STUFF. DJSJFKWKFKENGKDKSKFND SO BEAUTIFUL #send me ur powers. immediately #eah

ME WITH THIS INTERLUDE

RRAGGHHH MILTON CALLING WONDERLAND SELFISH. NOOOO YOU’RE THE SELFISH ONE YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!

ALSO. EROS. EROS WHAT DID YOU MEAN THAT MILTON ONLY HAS ONE LOVE INSIDE OF HIM. WHAT DOES THAT MEANNNNN.

ALSO??? ANDERSON??? OH MY GOD??? I COULD’VE SWORN HE SHOWED UP EARLIER IN THE FIC NOT LIKE. YK. [REDACTED]. MAYBE I’M THINKING OF ANOTHER FIC

I’M BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS INTERLUDE!!! A SWEET TREAT!!! FOR ME!!!!!!

A NONNY ASK ABOUT NEW REWRITE CHAPTER. GIRL WHO IS GOING TO BE OK [ME!!!!!!!! IM GIRL]

MILTON HAS ALWAYS HATED WONDERLANDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CAN'T USE MAGIC OR KNOW WHERE THE FUCK HE IS OR WHAT IS GOING ON EVER. EVIL . HE MUST HAVE CONTROL OF THE EVERYTHING!!!!!!! WONDERLAND IS VERY BAD AT GIVING HIM THAT.

EROS SAYING ABOUT MILTON'S SINGLE LOVE YEAH THAT LOVE IS FOR GILES. THAT'S BABY BRO BC HE'S THE ONLY PERSON LEFT IN HIS FAMILY THAT DIDN'T ACTIVELY RESENT MILTON FOR EXISTING BUT MILTON ALSO DOESN'T EVEN THINK HE TRULY LOVES GILES BECAUSE OF WHAT HE'S DONE TO HIM 👍HOW CAN U ACTUALLY LOVE SOMEONE AND THEN MAKE THEM GO COMPLETELY CRAZY FOR THEIR WHOLE LIFE 👍MILTON DON'T FUCKING KNO. he's not doing great rn. but then again WHEN has he

ive not mentioned any ov the other famed "authors" before in rir!!!! mostly because oh my god i already hav 23830485 characters i am not giving charles perrault a cameo r u joking. but andersen is special :} he gets 2 say hello. and then goodbye immeidately

THANK YOU FOR READINDGKDSFLKGJLADJFLJALDFJLADKJHAER ITS THRONECOMING ITS REWRITE SPRING WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

#ask #ever after high #eah #ITS 2AM I HAVE WORK IM CRAZY IM DISINTEGRATING YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY INTERLUDE 11 #NOT lost on me btw that u read 15000 words in like 18 seocnds nonny please bestow unto me ur power

Ever After High: Rewrite, Ignite, Restart - Chapter 36

Centuries ago, the revelation came.

Reiteration of the Violence and Character Death tags for this one. STRAP IN!!!

#eah:rir #ever after high #eah #milton grimm #giles grimm #i started this chapter in june of last year. i literally cannot fuckig believe i am Free

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