Nasty little imp

i'm a nasty little creature with nasty little thoughts

[purplebehittindifferent]

Just took a full walk in the pouring rain to establish dominance over any sickly victorian child who was befelled by it

[cryptotheism]

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

[punkitt-is-here]

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[m0nacrose]

Go my slop

[hemipenal-system]

“good girl” said (in a shaky terrified voice) by someone who is CLEARLY not the dominant one in the situation

[hemipenal-system]

“oh, god… good girl, please…” spoken into existence by a girl trying to sleep on her stomach who has just been woken up in the middle of the night and is realizing she forgot to lock her aggressive dragon up for the night

the teeth firmly gripping her neck from behind are very sharp and she’s realizing what the warm thing resting on her lower back is

[gummytheimp]

me washing a dish: dishwashing truly is a meditative experince

my boss high cortisol: YOU'VE SPENT 27 MINUTES ON THIS PLATE ALONE! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A LUNCH RUSH AND WE'VE HAD TO START USING NAPKINS AS BOWLS!

me unbothered and wise: you cannot rush perfection

my boss with cartoon smoke coming out of his ears: I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU!

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[gummytheimp]

Master forgive me... but they forced me to use the forbidden technique *pulls out a gun*

[hemipenal-system]

petplay but the pet is the dom

[hemipenal-system]

petplay but the exotic “pet” in question was a gift or an inheritance or something from a family member, and it’s definitely not an animal you should just be allowed to have, and you’re terrified of her, and she absolutely knows that

[gummytheimp]

Dwarves can live just as long as elves but their lifespans are shorter than elves on average due to drunken dares to fight an ogre barehanded while covered in honey

[hemipenal-system]

reblog to season your blog and your friends' dashboards

[gummytheimp]

Do you think if dio had big naturals he would be able to squirt high pressure milk beams from them?

[hemipenal-system]

also yknow i do think that people would probably have more success dealing with transphobes if they just got obliquely blunt and unwoke about it

“look at her thats obviously a woman are you fucking stupid” works way better on the average transphobe and bystanders than “well shes transitioning so you should try not to be transphobic to her”

[hemipenal-system]

the average transphobe has kind of psyched themself into a paranoid reality that is mostly incomprehensible to the average person, and because of this the easiest way to socially defuse them is to make them look completely batshit insane. if you're surrounded by normal people, a well-placed "what the FUCK are you talking about?" mid-rant about chromosomes and hormones can shut them down infinitely better than trying to out-gender science them

[filmphotofranz]

source

[loth-caatgirl]

[manglestar]

looks like mama

[gummytheimp]

Let's freak the fuck out with mama

[manglestar]

looks like mama