Nasty little imp

i'm a nasty little creature with nasty little thoughts

[gummytheimp]

Had a dream where december holiday's corpse was dismembered and had the same powers as the saint's corpse from jojo steel ball run

[b0tster]

FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL

[faggotfungus]

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses

"The legislature did not include a grace period."

[accidental-memory]

Overnight it will become illegal for trans people in Kansas to drive their cars. They can be arrested and, if convicted, face upwards of 6 months in prison with a $1000 fine. While in prison, as this is Kansas, they will be jailed according to their gender at birth. If they try to flee the state without surrendering their license, they cannot get a new one in a different state until they surrender their old one because the licenses are part of a national registry. And this is part of the bathroom bounty bill, which allows people to sue anyone they think is in the wrong bathroom.

[dogpuppy]

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

[b0tster]

went to 'working too hard' and all i got was this lousy emo t girl swag

[gummytheimp]

No hyperbole when i say this, anyone who supports ice and isreal and lies on their behalf should be punched, there is no educating these people out of this mindset because they already know the truth.

[gummytheimp]

Susie deltarune uses the axe lesbian flag cause it's purple and has an axe on it

[shmushes]

Ringside

[footlongdingledong]

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[gummytheimp]

Yuri where there's a girl who was raised from birth to be an assassin sent to kill a noblewoman/princess for political reasons but they end up falling in love and now the socially malajusted super assassin defends her against other assasins.

[gummytheimp]

The assassin girl brings the princess the bodies of other assassins she killed like a cat bringing a recent kill to their owner and she's like "very good my love, but please stop bringing fresh corpses into the hall you're scaring people and making a mess"

[gummytheimp]

The princess notices the assassin picking the tomatoes out of a sandwich she was going to eat and is like "you know you can just order them without tomatoes right?" And the assassin is like "wait.. you can just choose what you want to eat?". The assasin also uses her hands to eat (unless it's something that like soup or porrige that requires a spoon)(she was never given any utensils to eat food as a kid), eats things like sandwiches one component at a time instead of whole(never given sandwichesas we know them but ate them pre earl of sandwich style), and waits for her girlfriend to eat before she does (anxiety). She also washes her hands and body to an almost obsessive extent (trained from a young age to keep blood and filth off of her so nobody knows she killed someone)

[gummytheimp]

Yuri where there's a girl who was raised from birth to be an assassin sent to kill a noblewoman/princess for political reasons but they end up falling in love and now the socially malajusted super assassin defends her against other assasins.

[gummytheimp]

The assassin girl brings the princess the bodies of other assassins she killed like a cat bringing a recent kill to their owner and she's like "very good my love, but please stop bringing fresh corpses into the hall you're scaring people and making a mess"

[gummytheimp]

Yuri where there's a girl who was raised from birth to be an assassin sent to kill a noblewoman/princess for political reasons but they end up falling in love and now the socially malajusted super assassin defends her against other assasins.

[wolfertinger666]

wait interrupting my break to let people know that I did not shut down my bsky account they suspended it over a obvious joke

[gummytheimp]

Bluesky is for fucking pusssies and wet blankets

[dogpuppy]

[wolfertinger666]

I NEED TO SHOW THIS

[gummytheimp]

There is an Arabic saying

[wolfertinger666]

I NEED TO SHOW THIS

[luulapants]

Might fuck around and paper my town with these. Feel free to join me.

[c4bl3fl4m3]

Would you be willing to post the files for these so we can have the best quality copy for printing purposes?

[luulapants]

Here's a folder with the files! I couldn't get the last one to PDF correctly with the image, so it's still text.

[boopjuice]

Just a reminder from me (a military brat) and my parents (both military from military families): The most definitive way to know a recruiter is lying to you is to listen closely to what they're saying. If you hear sounds, they're lying.

[owenthetokencishet]

Alright it's time to stop comparing warhammer 40k to star wars. All you lot do with that is throw stormtroopers and space marines at each other and then act like star wars is stupid because "my fascist super soldier can beat up your fascist super soldier"

The correct comparison is Warhammer 40k vs Star TREK

The two are polar opposites.

Star Trek is about a humanity that pulled itself up out of the ashes of self-destruction brought on by hubris, hatred, and greed to put aside our bigotries, our selfishness, and our paranoia to embrace our better qualities and explore the stars in peace and friendship. A recurring theme throughout Star Trek is that those traits are still in us, and the classless moneyless socialist utopia we've built is difficult as hell to maintain. It could all so easily go awry but we stick to our values anyway because while a true perfect utopia is impossible, a better future is ALWAYS worth fighting for.

And then there's 40k

Where after pulling ourselves out of our self-destruction, humanity did not embrace our better aspects, where bigotry and paranoia became the values that drove humanity forward. Where we set out among the stars leaving trails of blood behind us. Where the vast majority of humanity lives in squalor as worthless, meaningless cogs in a dying bureaucratic regime, and must also live according EXACTLY to the imperium's values or find themselves staring down the barrel of a boltgun at the slightest transgression.

The United Federation of Planets is a strong, but fragile galactic power maintained by a shared sense of justice, compassion, and curiosity.

The Imperium of Man is a rotting carcass of an empire, shuffling on through sheer apathy, where fear, hatred, paranoia and bigotry, the vices the federation constantly struggles against, are treated as the highest virtues.

Star Trek is about the hope that we will one day set aside our differences and live in harmony with our fellow spacefarers out among the stars

Warhammer 40,000 is about the fear that we won't

[gummytheimp]

The federation dogwalks the imperium. They may not be as ready for battle as the imperium but if you give them reason to want to fight you you're gonna have a hell of a war. Plus they have superior tech amd logistics.