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Indie and Selective roleplay blog for Guy Graham from Disney's Doug's 1st Movie.

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“Listen, short-stack!

I’m not blue! I happen to be a lovely shade of PURPLE!” Guy crossed his arms in irritation, acting rather immature for a ‘mature’ eighth grader.

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“SHORT STACK?! Oooh, okay, that’s how you wanna play, huh? One more short comment, and I’ll kick you right in that dumb purple kneecap of yours!” 

Brittany glared up at Guy, small hands clenched into fists. She wasn’t taking any short jokes today. “Plus, I might be small but I have more talent in my pinky finger than you probably have in your entire body!

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"Hey, hey! I was just kiddin’! No need to blow your top, pipsqueak!”

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“It….w-wait what are ya talkin’ about? I don’t see anything ‘round here!” 

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“That’s because it lives in your eyebrows!  It’s there right now stealing your food and watching your TV! Jeez– what a RUDE thingy mabob!  I feel sorry for you!”

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"THAT...THAT.... doesn’t make any sense! I-I always keep my eyebrows perfectly trimmed!”

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“Expert on? Ted, Ted, Ted, listen. This is a 13 year old man talking! What are ya anyway, like 11, 12?” “And yep-ar-roo! Here’s a pic of Miss Mayonnaise right here!” Flashing a toothy white smile, Guy whipped out a polaroid picture of a 12 year old girl with short yellow-blonde hair from his wallet. 

“I know what you’re thinkin’! She’s a looker!” Patti and Guy had went on an official date…once, but it only ended in disaster. Actually all their ‘official’ dates ended in disaster. Patti simply didn’t like Guy that way, but his head was just too swelled to realize otherwise.

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“I’m twelve, almost thirteen, so you’re really not that much older than me, dude.” Ted was pretty sure being thirteen didn’t make you a magical expert on girls. In fact, he’d heard some older kids talk about how confusing girls could be at their age.

Ted glanced down at the picture with a raised eyebrow. Sure, she was pretty cute, he guessed. He personally preferred red-heads (a certain red-head, actually.) but he could see where Guy was coming from.

“I wasn’t actually thinkin’ that, but yeah, she’s cute I guess.” He let out a small snort, folding his arms. “So, how’d you sweep her off of her feet, huh?”

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How did he? Whew boy, how was he going to get around this one? He wasn’t....lying, not entirely anyway. After all, he was 90% sure Patti like-liked  him  I mean what 12 year old girl wouldn’t? Sure she’s never said the ‘date’ word in a conversation but they had been on countless ‘outings’ together. Funkytown Amusement Park, a new years eve party (several in one night in fact), and even to a fancy movie premiere.  Each time he would bring up the word ‘date’ and Patti would simply brush it off as a friend hanging out with another friend.But if they were only FRIENDS why would she agree to be his date  so many times? Clearly the poor girl was simply in denial. After all not every girl gets to hang out with a slick upperclassman, he wouldn’t believe it either. “How did I....? Oh Ted, Ted, my good boy. You really think you’re ready for this conversation?”

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    the purple kid quirked a brow in suspicion.

    “don’t you mean apple juice?”

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“!!!!”

“KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.  IT’S GOING TO HEAR YOU!”

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"It....w-wait what are ya talkin’ about? I don’t see anything ‘round here!” 

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"Lake monsters? Yeah I’ve heard ‘em .....believe me, sir. BEEN THERE! DONE THAT!”

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“A kiss on the-”

Guy sighed, this kid was a hopeless case. ”….you could get THAT action from your grandma! It’s time to step up! If you ever wanna get outta the friend-zone with this chick, you gotta step up your game, pal!” 

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“Hey, back off! That’s a huge step from what it used to be before.  ‘Sides. I uh, tried being more direct, and it didn’t even work, so what do you know?” Ted squinted at Guy suspiciously. “Do you even HAVE a girlfriend, man?”

“What makes you such an expert on girls, anyway?”

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"Expert on? Ted, Ted, Ted, listen. This is a 13 year old man talking! What are ya anyway, like 11, 12?” “And yep-ar-roo! Here’s a pic of Miss Mayonnaise right here!” Flashing a toothy white smile, Guy whipped out a polaroid picture of a 12 year old girl with short yellow-blonde hair from his wallet. 

“I know what you’re thinkin’! She’s a looker!” Patti and Guy had went on an official date...once, but it only ended in disaster. Actually all their ‘official’ dates ended in disaster. Patti simply didn’t like Guy that way, but his head was just too swelled to realize otherwise.

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"WAAAAH” Guy tripped over a model robot made from what appeared to be legos and fell right on his face. The boy let out a growl under his breath as he attempted to pick himself back up.

“H-Hey kid-why don’cha watch where you’re goin’ next time?” 

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“If you REALLY wanna impress that girl you gotta bring in the big leagues! Not that tree nonsense, do girls even dig that here?”

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“What? Hey, man, you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about! Audrey LOVES trees! Me plantin’ even one got me a kiss on the cheek.”

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"A kiss on the-”

Guy sighed, this kid was a hopeless case. ”....you could get THAT action from your grandma! It’s time to step up! If you ever wanna get outta the friend-zone with this chick, you gotta step up your game, pal!” 

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"If you REALLY wanna impress that girl you gotta bring in the big leagues! Not that tree nonsense, do girls even dig that here?”

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“Hey don’t be offended or anything-but you’re a strange lookin’ kid! Stylin’ outfit though!”

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“First of all, that’s definitely offensive. I am NOT strange! If anybody’s strange, it’s you, I mean, you’re literally blue. Second. Yes, I know, I have pretty amazing taste in fashion, I’ll admit it.”

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"Listen, short-stack! I’m not blue! I happen to be a lovely shade of PURPLE!” Guy crossed his arms in irritation, acting rather immature for a ‘mature’ eighth grader.

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“Hey 4th grade kiddos! Guess whose throwin’ a Heart Day party and gueeeeesss whose invited?” Guy handed out invitres with construction paper hearts plastered on the front, held together by glue.

“Bet’cha don’t get invited to many EIGHTH GRADE parties, huh?”

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     The blonde glanced down at the CRUDELY HANDMADE CARDS, then glanced back up to him. Why did he think he was so COOL & POPULAR ?– it made her want to BARF UP her lunch. ❝ Why would someone like YOU wanna hang out with fourth graders ? ❞ She did FIND it a little bit odd but didn’t PUSH IT.

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"Well EXCUUUUUUUU-UUUSE ME!  You should be lucky I even invited a little fourth grade! But hey, whatever sands your wood, kid. Don’t say I didn’t offer” He expected her to be honored but her response was more luke-warm than expected. Guy simply brushed it off his shoulders and began searching for the next kid on the list.  “Now....where’s that guy with the tiny hat?” he tapped his chin, musing to himself.

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when your muse gets jealous over??? pointless things??

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"Hey don’t be offended or anything-but you’re a strange lookin’ kid! Stylin’ outfit though!”

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"Hey 4th grade kiddos! Guess whose throwin’ a Heart Day party and gueeeeesss whose invited?” Guy handed out invitres with construction paper hearts plastered on the front, held together by glue.

“Bet’cha don’t get invited to many EIGHTH GRADE parties, huh?”

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"Hey...MC Hammer, what’cha lookin’ at over there, huh?”

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Grease inspired sentence meme. ( Part one. )

"I've just had the best summer of my life and now I have to go away. "

"The only thing that hangs around you, are the flies. "

"Freaking A!"

"I'm no stranger to heartbreak."

"We're gonna rule the school."

"Let's go get them."

"If it was a snake, it would've bitten me."

"I don't take no crap from nobody."

"It's the biggest thrill of my life."

"If I eat that, I'll smell like you."

"He was sorta special."

"There ain't no such thing."

"He was really romantic."

"Come on, you don't want to hear all the horny details."

"Summer lovin' had me a blast."

"I met a girl, crazy for me."

"Met a boy, cute as can be."

"Tell me more. Tell me more."

"Didja get very far?"

"Summer sun, somethings begun."

"Was it love at first sight?"

"We made out, under the dock."

"We stayed out, 'till ten a'clock."

"Summer fling, don't mean a thing."

"He sounds like a drag."

"She was good, ya know what I mean."

"How much dough did he spend?"

"Could she get me a friend?"

"I told her, we'd still be friends."

"Then we made, our true love vow."

"Wonder what she's doin' now."

"Summer dreams, ripped at the seams."

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((ooc: Hi guys-remember me? Yeah probably not--anyway I decided to com back to this blog. Thankful I still have 149 followers-honestly I never imagined to reach 15 follows on this! Anyway Guy is back-I’M OUTTA HERE!)