and your mouth's a gun

Gunner Dismos. 19 years. Searching.

[riverrclark-blog]

She is a menace to society, honestly, how is she even legal?

[gunnerdismos]

You’re the only one who thinks that!

[riverrclark-blog]

She is your girlfriend, why am I being punished?

[gunnerdismos]

Hey, going to the movies with her is a treat! ...As long as it isn’t your first time watching the movie, and you don’t sit next to her.

[riverrclark-blog]

But she’s seen it seven times and you know when she’s seen the movie before, she does the grippy thing whenever something good happens, and she repeats everything they say!

[gunnerdismos]

That’s why you don’t sit next to her, I told you this.

[riverrclark-blog]

You are such an ass. Fine, I’ll talk to him. But you gotta get Aubs to quiet down about TFA, I’m not loving the spoilers.

[gunnerdismos]

I told you to just go see the movie with her, mate, shoulda listened.

[riverrclark-blog]

Well, you are certainly not wrong about that.

What is there to work out? It’s an unspoken friends with benefits deal.

[gunnerdismos]

And if that isn’t the most “work this out” shit I’ve ever heard----

[gunnerdismos]

(* &&. kik;; gunthepistol & erosnotcupid

Eros: It can't be that accent!

Gunner: It's the accent.

[riverrclark-blog]

( he rolls his eyes dramatically before looking over to titus and aubrey, watching as the blonde flails her arms, clearly offended by something the boy had said. ) First of all, shut up, he’s just Titus, I slipped up. Second of all, he has plenty of kinks, you’re going to have to be a bit more specific.

[gunnerdismos]

I think he gets off on watching people get riled up. Take that how you will. And you two still haven’t worked out your shit yet?

[gunnerdismos]

(* &&. kik;; gunthepistol & erosnotcupid

Eros: I don't know how Titus ends up with anyone.

Eros: What is it about Titus Collins that make everybody think he so cool? It can't be the eyes.

Gunner: It's the eyes.

[gunnerdismos]

(* &&. kik;; gunthepistol & erosnotcupid

Eros: You were going to say, "If I have an anger kink, what do I find so attractive about you?"

Eros: You were going to give yourself away, then you freaked out.

Eros: Gunner, I love you.

pistol is typing...

Eros: And if it makes you feel better, there isn't a person a l i v e who hasn't had a crush on River Clark.

Gunner: You weren't even there, how do you know that

Gunner: ...I mean, that's probably true.

Gunner: The real question is how the fuck did he end up with someone like Titus???

[gunnerdismos]

(* &&. kik;; gunthepistol & erosnotcupid

Eros: Why does it even matter???

Eros: Oh

Eros: Oh, I see what this is about.

Eros: You're freaking out bc he might figure out you had a crush on him

pistol is typing...

Eros: Y o u just figured out you had a crush on him

Eros: lmfao mate

Gunner: EROS NO

eros is typing...

Gunner: it's not like that sTOP TYPING

[riverrclark-blog]

Okay, next question. Why are you letting her harass my boyfri – Titus?

[gunnerdismos]

Look at him. This is the highlight of his day. [Just as Gunner said, Titus is barely concealing a grin as he bickers with Aubrey. There’s amusement in his eyes, and he continues to egg her on.] If anyone has a kink, it’s your boyfri-Titus.

[gunnerdismos]

(* &&. kik;; gunthepistol & erosnotcupid

Eros: And... I'm assuming you didn't?

Gunner: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW

Gunner: River told me

Gunner: And I'm honestly feeling so attacked by these feelings of mine.

Gunner: Why does no one ever tell me how I feel

[gunnerdismos]

(* &&. kik;; gunthepistol & erosnotcupid

Eros: What, the easily angered and irascible?

Eros: Young, scrappy, and hungry?

Eros: (ง •̀_•́)ง ?

Gunner: D u d e

Gunne: Y O U K N E W

[gunnerdismos]

(* &&. kik;; gunthepistol & erosnotcupid

Gunner: Holy crap.

Gunner: Eros.

Gunner: Eros, I have a type.

[riverrclark-blog]

No, no! Tell me!

[gunnerdismos]

Yeah, no, that’s not happening. Next question.

[riverrclark-blog]

No, please, by all means continue the thought.

[gunnerdismos]

Nope, you’re right, I concede, I was wrong.

[riverrclark-blog]

Oh, you liar!

[gunnerdismos]

If I have a weird anger kink, what do I... whoa. Nevermind.