Jesper Fahey

This is a RP blog :P

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

hello! Jesper Fahey here—the best gunslinger in the barrel

i’m a 19 year old bisexual icon and no doubt the most charismatic and well-dressed person you’ll ever meet.

beloved of @vanecksprodigalson

Best friends with @kazgr (he refuses to admit it but he does care about me)

OOC:

this is a jesper fahey roleplay blog. gonna link the community here. i’m not that good at this sort of stuff but i’m just here to have fun and be chaotic and do whatever i want forever

not super plot-heavy, unlike some of the others in the group

started solely for rp but now kinda turned into my grishaverse sideblog

send me asks!! i love receiving asks so im prompted to rp!!

[xoxoxogigi]

wait, do you guys think the reason jesper was so attached to milo was bcs he was a farm animal, so he reminded jesper of home

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

meow meow meow meow meoewowwwweeee

oh hey it you again--

meow meow meow

[xoxoxogigi]

can we get a moment of silence for jesper fahey for getting, not just friendzoned, but dead-brother zoned??

[grishaversefaketweets]

[ketterdam-rp]

QOTD // question of the day #9

What's something you're trying to improve about yourself?

@kazgr @captainghafaofthewraith @gunslingerofthebarrell @ninagirlkisserzenik @loveofthes-n @ajathesqualler @i-hate-my-son @coolestcrowinketterdam @i-only-have-two-problems @the-safin-sister @verlesandpearls @blazinginferni @sankt-adrik-the-uneven

[i-hate-my-son]

Others should improve instead of me. I am of more importance, after all.

The only thing in relation to me that needs improving is my situation, which can very much be blamed on the Crows. They’re the ones in need of improvement.

[kazgr]

^ I would like to improve this country’s application of the death penalty.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

I second that notion

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

Other rp blogs: Lore for family, angst, and love

This rp blog for some reason: Lore about broccoli and carrots???

Seriously tho I just checked ur blog and why are there so many broccoli and carrot asks😭

(ooc)

(female ya protagonist voice) im not like the other rp blogs…

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

taste buds change as you get older, also what SPECIFICALLY don’t you like about broccoli

It’s untrustworthy.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

have you tried it since then??

No. why would I? It’s disgusting.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

what did ur dad say about it then

Actually, he encouraged me to try broccoli for the experience. When I hated it it told me to never trust a person who eats broccoli for fun.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

now i want carrots goddammit jesper its 6am i dont think its socially acceptable for me to just devour an entire raw carrot at 6am (and for the record no i have not slept :3)

Do it. I'm not in any place to judge--it's healthier than devouring multiple stroopwaffles at 6am.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

have you ever even TRIED IT

obviously I have

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

what do you season your broccoli with then if it’s SO bad

I don’t eat broccoli. I don’t trust it or the people who eat it.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

cooked carrots are yucky they’re too mushy it’s like eating baby food

which makes sense why u like it u stinky doodoo diaper baby

… Okay? I never said I eat them cooked. Broccoli tastes bad 100% of the time.

[whimzzzyarts]

I cannot emphasize enough how much I despise it when Inej is drawn with light skin or non-ethnic features, or in a standard body, it's fucking disgusting.

In general, can we stop drawing non-white characters in typical eurocentric ways?? Respect their skin tone/ethnic features and diverse bodies.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

no he’s right carrots ARE disgusting. unless raw, i like crunchy carrots :p

uncultured heathen

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

well what vegetables do you like then???? freaking bozo loser head guy????also broccoli is only good if you cook it RIGHT so ur father must’ve been around idiots who don’t know how to cook if that’s the case

I grew up on a farm. My father knows what he’s talking about and he certainly knew people who cooked broccoli “the right way.” and for the record, i enjoy most other vegetables, particularly carrots.

[kazgr]

Liar. Carrots are disgusting. They’re barely food.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

ok kaz 🙄 pray tell, whats the superior vegetable then?