ANAXAGORAS

: 𓏲૮₍´˶• . • ⑅ ₎ა ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔🥭 “ꜰᴀɪᴛʜ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀs ɴᴏ ʀᴇꜰᴜɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ʟᴏsᴛ ɪɴ ɪɢɴᴏʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.” ★— 18

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` ` 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐱𝐚. ` `

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭!

• 𝘙𝘌𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘚 ；𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍

𝘐 𝘋𝘖．．．

𝘏𝘊𝘚 ( 𝘙𝘖𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘛𝘐𝘊 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘕𝘐𝘊 ）

𝘍𝘓𝘜𝘍𝘍 ／ 𝘈𝘕𝘎𝘚𝘛 ／ 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙

𝘈𝘓𝘗𝘏𝘈𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘚 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘚

𝘊𝘙𝘖𝘚𝘚 𝘊𝘈𝘕𝘖𝘕 𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘗𝘚

𝘊𝘈𝘕𝘖𝘕 𝘟 𝘊𝘈𝘕𝘖𝘕

𝘙𝘌𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘚；

𝘐 𝘋𝘖𝘕’𝘛 𝘋𝘖．．．

𝘐𝘕𝘊𝘌𝘚𝘛

𝘊𝘏𝘐𝘓𝘋 𝘟 𝘈𝘋𝘜𝘓𝘛 ( 𝘙𝘖𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘛𝘐𝘊𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘠 )

𝘕𝘖𝘕－𝘊𝘖𝘕

𝘍𝘌𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘏𝘌𝘚

𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘟 𝘙𝘌𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘚．

[ 𝘐 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦．]

𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘐 𝘥𝘰／𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦！

• 𝘉𝘚𝘋 [𝘉𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘖 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘈𝘠 𝘋𝘖𝘎𝘚]

• 𝘙𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘚𝘌 1999

• 𝘑𝘜𝘑𝘜𝘛𝘚𝘜 𝘒𝘈𝘐𝘚𝘌𝘕

• 𝘎𝘌𝘕𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘕 𝘐𝘔𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘛

• 𝘋𝘌𝘈𝘛𝘏 𝘕𝘖𝘛𝘌

• 𝘏𝘚𝘙 [𝘏𝘖𝘕𝘒𝘈𝘐 𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙 𝘙𝘈𝘐𝘓]

• 𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀

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𝑰 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖… 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒕 𝒖𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒔.

𝑭𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒆𝒔.

[dreemihead00]

First post hi tumblr

[1mnott0ne]

How ppl see me when I bring up Hetalia in every conversation 

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If you like Hetalia, I suggest you read Geopolitics boys manga. It's a manga about countries just like Hetalia and it's really good.

Omg yes I have heard of that manga and read a few panels but it’s only in Indonesian… BUT OMG ITS SO GOOD SO FAR! I’m very intrigued🤍

Ty anon!

[mlem0817]

Evil >:)

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boy why you so cute

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I LOVE HOW YOU WRITE OH MY GOODNESS

I wish to be like you and learn your ways and your writing is so detailed too! Like I don’t even have to imagine all of the stuff since you got it FOR me AND I LOVE THAT💗

now I see you like writing about hetalia… heh… NOW HEAR ME ON MY REQUEST!!! I’ve always wanted someone to write this but how about a poly relationship with two characters? AND OFC YOU CAN CHOOSE butttt I have a few in mind…

like rochu or itapan or even Finland and Sweden… BUT I REALLY REALLY LIKE THE FIRST TWO!! Could you please write about this PLEASEEE LIKE SFW AND NSFW!! I JUST KNOW ITLL BE SO YUM :)))

✧ Italy and Japan, all to yourself!

... ᴏᴜᴛʟɪɴᴇ: SFW and NSFW dating headcanons, Itapan x feminine! afab!reader

... ᴄʜᴀʀs: Feliciano Vargas (Italy), Honda Kiku (Japan).

... ᴡ/ᴄ: NSFW, uniform kink, Cunnilingus, Dirty talk, Language barrier kink, cosplay kink.

... ɴᴏᴛᴇs: thank you so much for the kind words anon I’m very happy that you think my writing is nice, I love you😭! I’ll probably do something about rochu later but I liked your itapan idea the most since I love itapan oh so much

SFW — ✧

• The concept of Italy and Japan somehow getting together is difficult to understand; their personalities and interests contrast so much that you and many others wonder all the time how they even manage to stay together. Not that you were jealous or anything and wished for them to break up, they were really cute together so if they loved their odd relationship then they loved it. Even being in love with them and seeing the two in their vulnerable states, you still didn’t understand.

• First few weeks in the relationship, Japan didn’t trust you too well. Intimate affection towards him was off the table; not even handholding was comfortable for him. Italy assures you that he’s like this with everyone, urging you to talk to him more and get closer, even if it looks like it’d be very difficult to get into his heart. There were times when you all would be having lunch and he’d purposely excuse himself just so you could have your time to get closer with Japan, which was often successful through small talk or actual conversation. He isn’t opposed to being in a three-way relationship with you and Italy, this is something foreign to him and considering his shyness towards women, it only made it his attitude appear worse.

• Eventually after a month or two, Japan warmed up to you and affection started at a tiny fraction, then moved its way up upon seeing your growing relations with Italy, almost as if he’s trying to balance everything out.

• Italy loves to take you both to dinner, he has the money and the time so he loves to spend it on the ones he loves most, especially you. Seeing your face gleam when he gifts you jewelry or your smile widen when he presents you flowers during a date makes his heart beam out of his chest! Japan occasionally declines Italy’s offer to pay for whatever restaurant you went to, sometimes even wondering if the bill should be split instead in respect of him and his wallet.

• Apart from dates to restaurants, they both love to travel with you. Vacations to other countries are often as you think, to which Japan always brings his camera to take pictures of you and Italy. You’ve noticed that he stares longer at your pictures, admiring them as if they were a gift. He’ll never admit it, and if you asked Japan about it; he’ll be embarrassed and just change the subject. During these moments, if you look a little closer; you can see his eyes sparkle and he cracks a smile, seeming to laugh at how you’re able to read him so easily.

• Some days can feel quite lazy, so you lounge at Japan’s house in quietness. Most of the time they’re busy with paperwork and negotiations, speaking amongst themselves about what to do next and how to deal with this or that. It’s admirable to see them both professional, maybe even attractive. Nevertheless, they still pay attention to you during all of it, asking if you’re hungry or need anything, maybe giving a kiss or two on the cheek for them both.

• It’s well known that Italy and Japan can cook very well, which is beneficial to you if you don’t like to cook. As little games, they like to have a cooking competition where you’re the taste tester. Whoever has the best dish gets a prize, whether it be a gift or kisses. In some cases, if you wish to feel gratification, this can be sexual pleasure.

• Sometimes duty calls; japan or Italy may have business outside of the house and must travel abroad; this can even require both of them to leave, which can make things feel real lonely. On the contrary, if you happen to be with Italy during Japan’s out-of-country trip, he makes sure to take good care of you and you both often call Japan to make sure he’s alright; the same goes the other way if it was Japan staying with you.

• Sleeping arrangements at first is very awkward. After all, Japan has a whole routine and sleeps at a different time, and even you and Italy have different times too. Additionally, Japan isn’t fond of sleeping with other people especially in an early relationship. If there is a small bed, then it’ll only feel crowded and uncomfortable. Unless you’re at Japan’s estate and he has tatami mats for you all to sleep on, it’s best to talk with them both—specifically Japan—on how this’ll work. An exception to this is if you did sexual activities that night and ended up knocked out.

NSFW — ✧

• First night you had gotten intimate with them both, it was a little complex. With the help of Italy’s experience, however, it managed to be a very satisfying session. Usually these moments would go a few ways, such as Japan having you from behind as your on top of Italy or you get sandwiched vertically between them as you take them both. However, Japan and Italy’s favorite is when they’re able to have their way with you. As you lay on your back, Italy likes to press kisses all over your body, lingering longer on your neck while Japan digs his face and lips deep onto your breasts.

• Despite his shy demeanor whether in or out of the bedroom, you’d be surprised at how needy Japan looks as he goes down on you. His eyes particularly don’t set on you to show it, but the way his tongue swirls desperately on parts of your body shows a different side from his reversed personality. This factor also makes Japan an eater, a very ‘hungry’ eater. Sometimes even when you come, he still keeps on going, lapping his tongue on your sensitive warmth. Unfortunately—or fortunately if you're into that kind of stuff—it often leads to overstimulation and faint begging for him to stop before this feeling kills you. He always apologizes profusely if this ever happens, claiming he got carried away; secretly, however, he enjoys seeing you lost to pleasure and overstimulated.

• As for Italy, he isn’t much of an eater like Japan; he prefers to have you under him on top of him, whatever you choose it doesn’t matter; as long as you let him have you like this, he’s fair game. Whenever Italy is under you, it’s almost as if he’s seeing the light. He’s much louder and talkative too, praising your body and features, and cursing in Italian whenever you do something he likes. Italy also loves it when you stroke his erogenous zone, which is his hair strand. Usually he touches it himself when he’s getting close, but he admits it’s better when you touch it.

• If you have any kinks you want to try out with them, they’re usually fine with it as long as it isn’t dangerous or disgusting. This includes uniform kink. With enough convincing to Japan and Italy, they’ll oblige and wear their military uniforms whenever you wish, doing whatever sexual acts you’d like as if you’re their lieutenant or something of the sort. You’ll often hear Italy speak Italian or Japan speak Japanese a lot more during this just to get you off more; complimenting and dirty talking you as they massage your breasts and sensitive spots, saying things like:

“こんな姿の君は本当に美しい、早く君の味を舌の上で感じたいよ。(You look truly beautiful like this. I can't wait to have you on my tongue.)”

Or

“Dai, desiderami, non dovrei essere io a supplicarti, lo sai! Ecco, metterò un altro dito... proprio lì. Veee~ (Come on, yearn for me, I shouldn't be the one begging you, you know that! Here, I'll put another finger... right there.)”

Either way, it’s attractive regardless even if they don’t have their uniforms.

• Japan loves cosplay, so if you were to wear one when you two get intimate, he’d come a lot quicker than usually. Don’t get him wrong, you’re attractive but even more attractive whenever you dress up as a favorite character of his and let him have his way with you. Italy definitely noticed this; he knows Japan is an otaku at heart and observes things like how he draws manga or how his eyes light up while talking about anime or RPGs, so Italy likes to take you shopping to get some outfits that he know Japan will like, including lingerie that he himself personally enjoys—which you’d wear whenever you're having your time with Italy or per his request, as you have them both—and this always satisfies them both.

★ Do not steal, repost, or adjust my works in anyway, shape or form.

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hii! I love your writing a lot, but your Masterlist is a little confusing… I can tell it’s your first time making it! Still you genuinely know ball with the fandoms that your in!!

Have you thought of writing YBC? Or any fan fiction for the fandoms that your in??

Hi! and Thank you anon🤍

Yes it is actually my first time fixing up something like that and I GENUINELY had no idea what I was doing, im looking for tutorials to make it even better which is I ask for advice from you guys

As for the writing, no I don’t wish to write YBC not because I don’t like it but as surprising this sounds I get flustered and embarrassed when writing about characters in that way which is why some of my work is mostly vague

I turn into a very prude person and idk why, I do wonder if anyone else has this issue as well 🫩

But yes I have some things in my drafts that are considered actual writing rather than things like headcanons

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Masterlist — ✧

“𝗔𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲, 𝗜’𝗺 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗿.”

𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨/𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙨

Hᴇᴛᴀʟɪᴀ

Vᴏᴄᴀʟᴏɪᴅ

Nothing yet..

Gᴇɴsʜɪɴ ⵊᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛ

Nothing yet..

Hᴏɴᴋᴀɪ Sᴛᴀʀ Rᴀɪʟ

Zᴇɴʟᴇss Zᴏɴᴇ Zᴇʀᴏ

Nothing yet…

Rᴇᴠᴇʀsᴇ 1999

𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙨

Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Nᴏᴛᴇ

Nothing yet..

Bᴜɴɢᴏ Sᴛʀᴀʏ Dᴏɢs

Nothing yet..

Jᴜᴊᴜᴛsᴜ Kᴀɪsᴇɴ

Nothing yet..

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𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙, 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚!

... ᴏᴜᴛʟɪɴᴇ: SFW dating headcanons.

... ᴄʜᴀʀs: Feliciano Vargas (Italy), Ludwig Beilschmidt (Germany), Honda Kiku (Japan), Alfred F. Jones (America).

... ᴡ/ᴄ: none

... ɴᴏᴛᴇs: So sorry I’ve been out for a while since I’ve been busy with things. I come back with new writing from a new fandom, Hetalia!!! I couldn’t stop thinking of japan so I decided to make headcanons for them. Feast my children!

𝙎𝙁𝙒

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✰ Feliciano Vargas/Italy

• Italy is a romantic, and him being a romantic is a great plus for dates! He goes the extra mile; getting you flowers, dinner reservation on a rooftop, and best of all, eating pasta with you! Most of these dates end with a walk around a quiet secluded section of his land, holding hands and just talking. The conversations can get deep and artistic, or romantic and teasing. Regardless of whatever you two talk about, he enjoys them very much.

•Italy also loves to handfeed you as a gesture of intimacy and would be over the moon if you did it for him too.

• One downside of dating Feliciano is that he can often times fail to protect you from actual danger. Say you were to be approached by a large attacker, Italy’s initial instinct is to call Germany for help or hide behind you, which can be a turn off. However, that doesn’t mean he isn’t protective all the time. Surprisingly, he has great strength and potential. When he feels that the danger is minor, he would step in and de-escalate the situation which always ends up successful (most of the time).

• Feliciano is a great cook and he makes very good desserts and Italian dishes, with each bite tasting like heaven on earth whenever you get to try them. While the only dish he makes is pasta, if you were craving for a different dish or dessert, like Tiramisu, he would make it just for you; preparing it to perfection.

• If you’ve seen what Italy looks like with his eyes open, they can be considered beautiful. Whenever he interacts with you, his eyes are closed. This changes specifically on special ocasions: when you both share a kiss or wake up and sleep together. He opens them because he knows just how pretty you think they are, and allows you to get lost into them. Italy uses it as a way to see him truly, raw and unfiltered. He also uses it as a way to see you properly, your soft lips, beautiful eyes, etc.

• He loves to talk about you to Japan and Germany, admiring your talents, personality, and appearance. They have no choice except to listen, but seeing Italy happy is a thing they couldn’t want more. Additionally, he likes to include you on adventures or activities they happen to be doing for the day. A lot of these requests for you to join them are turned down by Germany, believing that you may be inexperienced whenever they train, or defenseless whenever they fight.

✰ Ludwig Beilschmidt/Germany

• Dating Ludwig is an impressive achievement to many eyes. He’s strict, organized, and prefers to be a strong man all the time. Due to this, he can be a stick in the ass all the time; a trait that many people find a turn off. So when you managed to win the heart of the closed off German, people asked how you even managed to pull that off.

• Germany can be quite romantic when he wants, and whenever you go on dates, they’re organized and specific. He’s always on time, knows what gifts to bring you, and knows what moment he should kiss you. It’s almost as if he’s done this before, and not only that, he does these things so confidently. However, deep inside he is scared to death that he’ll do something that will make you mad or disappointed in him, which is why he tries so hard for things to be perfect.

• He doesn’t like PDA that much. The most he’d do is wrap an arm around you or hold hands but that’s all. His ideology is that you never show the enemy weakness, stand your ground at all times. It’s not that Ludwig doesn’t love you or think you’re unattractive, he just doesn’t want to appear soft in public. His affection is a completely different story whenever you two are private.

• When you’re up for it, Germany loves to train with you. He’s surprisingly gentle with you compared to his pestering towards Italy and Japan. If you make a mistake, he does become disappointed but lets you try again with a bit of his guidance. He likes using pet names whenever you two are alone in the training grounds, praising you whenever you do something good. It’s a side nobody but you—and maybe Italy—can see.

• Germany is a dog lover, that’s a known fact. And if you’re wanting to be with him, you have to get along with his dogs. He enjoys to see them bond with you and lick your face, it genuinely warms his heart whenever he sees you and his dogs happy.

✰ Honda Kiku/Japan

• When you’re in a relationship with Japan, patience is a virtue. In the first chapters of the relationship, Japan is very shy and reserved, considering his otaku behavior. He becomes startled at times at your presence. Like if he walked into another room and saw you sitting there, he would unsheathe his katana out of instinct, immediately assuming that you were an intruder. Being in isolation for 250 years has done a number on him. He’s so used to being on his own, never leaving outside and having zero social interaction. So romantic relationships are a pretty unknown territory for him, having only some knowledge from a few romance mangas and novels he’s read. He will often be alone is his room even if he has you as company, but slowly he’ll warm up to you and truly acknowledge your existence.

• It’s known that Japan is a great chef and loves to cook. On days where he feels like impressing you a little, he would make a pretty large dinner date for you two (which takes place in his home, of course,) filled with a 3 course meal, and the best one being dessert since you’re usually the one helping him make it, just for bonding experience. Praising his cooking skills would result in a happy and fulfilled Japan.

• If you’re both up for it, he’d love to go to a sauna or hotspring with you on special occasions like anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, etc. Usually you two go to a Ryokan for a night or two, where saunas and bathhouses are available. While he doesn’t see you during the bathing sessions (not early in the relationship he doesn’t), he likes to hear about your experience being in one. Unfortunately you both don’t go all the time due to the ridiculously high prices of most bath houses.

• Japan, being the otaku that he is, would love it if you watched anime with him. Bonus points if you’re into the same series as him. On your downtime, you both read manga and then chat about it afterwards, sometimes debating which character could beat who, or just expressing opinions and criticism regarding the manga and its contents. Additionally, Japan illustrates manga and, further into the relationship, would love to show you his latest pieces and works, including having a little draw and chat date with you. It’s perfect, you both dont need to go outside and can enjoy each other’s company in the comfort of his home.

• There are times where Japan may call or text you, requesting for some space, and time to himself. These moments can range from a few days to a month, or in extreme cases, a few years. But of course, he texts you to check up and see if you’re doing alright especially being so far away from him. If you were to do the same thing for him, it would warm his heart to see how much you cared for him. Downside is that he always feels guilty for leaving you in such a state, but with a little bit of reassurance, he’ll be fine afterwards.

✰ Alfred F. Jones/America

• Dating America is a wild ride, quite literally. He’s full of himself and brags about nearly eveything he has under the moon, hell he even brags that he has an alien companion named Tony that is from the moon! The most you need to do is listen, act impressed if you need to and he’ll take a large interest in you.

• Suprsingly, whenever you two go on a date, he’s always on time and brings gifts or flowers. Alfred really wants to impress you and show that he isn’t all just big guy talk, and when you can see that, it makes him feel comfortable to be truly what he is, maybe even becoming vulnerable in front of you. Most of the dates you and him go on are at a fast food place or the movies where you watch marvel or DC films, but this is only if you tell him to choose. On the contrary, if you chose where the date is then he wouldn’t fight; on the condition that you both get burgers on the way back home.

• Some days, you and him check out his army bases to make sure everything fine, or to start/check on any projects for the U.S military. While there, he likes to flex off his troops manpower and fighter jets, even letting you sit in the one he personally operates and look at all the controls and functions in the cockpit saying, “You would look great in the sky, I think it’ll be so damn hot if you flew off in the sky, fighting our enemies in my jet.”

• Alfred isn’t one to get personal and vulnerable on the spot, but when he does; his whole big guy demeanor drops. Late into the relationship and when he trusts you enough, he’ll tell you about his experience with England in the early days. His revolt against his kingdom and how he deals with it now. These moments require reassurance and respect since it’s a rather sensitive topic, but not sensitive enough to where he’s crying; hell, he even laughs a little talking about it with you. Telling you that he doesn’t care anymore.

• If you both ever owned a house together or even if you both lived separately, he would like to do handy-work if you ever had a problem in your home. You’d like to renovate it? He’ll do all the work with a couple of his guys. You have some issues with electricity or plumbing or anything like that? He would fix it in a heartbeat with some unknown knowledge. However, this comes at a price with you needing to buy him some fast food or more physical activities as a thank you.

• In moments where you two are alone and at his house, he loves cuddling with you and talking about things like plans for the week, telling stories about the past, gossip about other nations, and a bunch more that always gets you both talking for hours. These moments are where his hugs and cuddles feel the warmest, and you feel really safe in his arms. He tends to lower his guard during this and really feels the warmth of your smile and laugh. As much as he doesn’t want to admit, seeing you happy because of him gives him butterflies, and he’ll do his best to make sure that smile is kept on your face.

★ Do not steal, repost, or adjust my works in anyway, shape or form.

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[gunzinside0slo]

Great news for you kunikida fans

SPOILERS

ITS NOT DOPPOVER ANYMORE GUYS🤍

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When I first entered Tumblr, I had a hard time recognizing you! I don't usually remember usernames, so my easiest way to identify accounts is to remember decorations and such. I got scared when I didn't see anything related to Sigma and wondered if I unfollowed you or something. You write wonderfully, and it would be difficult to find the account again if i unfollowed you. It's a good thing that didn't happen.

Yes yes im real sorry about that and tbh id be sad if I lost you too since you’ve been so nice the whole time I’ve been on this app😭

I probably will pin my return post or something in case people didn’t know that im still Cookies and Casinos

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Hello there!

I was wondering if you could hcs about dating The Herta from HSR!

Thank you in advance <3

𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙨? 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨!

… ᴏᴜᴛʟɪɴᴇ: you’re dating The Herta, the master of the herta space station.

...ᴄʜᴀʀs: The Herta

...ᴡ/ᴄ: n/a

...ɴᴏᴛᴇs: i got herta accidentally when i was trying to lose my 50/50 on her banner so this is quite the coincidence to get such a request right after. maybe i need to learn to love her and accept her as part of my team now?

• Dating The Herta will be nothing short of teasing, and some complications here and there, unless you somehow manage to navigate your way through her sassy and egoistic behavior or crazed experiments with no issue at all. It’s always a wonder to many on how you haven’t snapped at the genius, then break up with her on the spot. Herta couldn’t care less about that question, more focused on her work than anything else. So they can keep wondering and pondering on why her?

• Being in love with The Herta is like being in love with a ticking time bomb. She’s unpredictable, confusing, and you never know what she might be working on. Unless she’s working on you, of course. However, keep on dreaming, because you aren’t worthy enough to be The Herta’s test subject, no no, you don’t have anything too interesting going on, other than being the lover of The Herta. And with that said, it should stay that way. Unless she gets bored.

• Herta can NOT cook. When she wasn’t dating you at the time, her food got cooked by chefs or other colleagues. But now that you both are together, you are now the one who cooks for her. If you refuse to, then Herta always finds a valid reason on why you should, as expected of a genius. Deep inside though, the real reason is because she likes your cooking. The feeling of coming home to a fresh meal from your lover is something she’s heard of plenty of times, but never experienced. It’s a basic concept but a concept that Herta likes, and she doesn’t wish for it to leave any time soon.

• Sometimes Herta can be rather possessive. You belong to her, and her only. It’s a simple rule and shouldn’t be broken under any circumstance. Break it and she leaves you with remarks and a broken heart. She simply won’t care about you anymore, even if you ugly cry right in front of her, begging for her to take you back with open arms. The Herta doesn’t fall on her knees for people, it must be the opposite.

• When you and Herta’s first started dating, Nobody knew you two were even together. And as for right now, she prefers to keep it that way. If people find out you have been messing around with a Genius like Herta, just think of all the enemies that would try to target you. She thinks it would be a hassle to have to protect and worry for your safety, so why not go ahead keep both of your love private?

• But don’t worry, she likes giving you gifts as well. Such as books, jewelry, or clothes. If you’re going to be her lover, at least look attractive with her. Giving her gifts is recommended too, she always accepts them and makes comments on the look.

• However, Herta makes BRUTALLY honest comments. So if you give her an ugly handmade object or wear an outfit she doesn’t like, Herta won’t hesitate to explain why she finds it ugly and aesthetically unpleasant to the eyes. Don’t take it personal though, it’s to help you improve in areas you lack. You can then fill in those gaps and meet your girlfriend’s standards, or that’s atleast what Herta claims.

• Herta doesnt show any affection in public, nor does she initiate any. This counts in private spaces, such as your shared home, or her vast library. Other than a few drags of her finger down your chest or on your chin, she doesn’t do anything. But, if you were to initiate some sort of affection, she wouldn’t resist. Herta might also give you the same affection back on occasion, maybe some soft kisses on the cheek or lips, cuddles, etc. Do not get too excited though, it doesn’t mean she will do these things often, you have to earn them from her.

• If you’re smart and somehow impress her, this can be somewhat a ‘turn on’ but not in the way you think. Herta would be curious on how smart you are, testing you here and there on topics a normal human or space station employee wouldn’t understand. Get them all right and you’d satisfy her more than before. As said before, knowledge is a turn on for her. Having a lover who may be smart enough to understand things others can’t is something she could work with very well. She may even have you assist her with experiments or have you observe projects.

• You have your own bodyguard, which is one of Herta’s puppets. This is mostly because of your safety, I mean, she would never want to lose you. The universe is vast and danger could be at any corner of the galaxy. You’re going to need someone to watch over you, so why not one of her puppets? She has many and plus they all carry hammers with strong defense mechanisms.

Do not steal, repost, or adjust my works in anyway, shape or form.

This post and writing belong to: @oc4anics

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uhhh you alive?

Yes, yes I very much am, thank you.

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“ 𝑰𝒕’𝒔 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒂𝒈𝒆, 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅, 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒘. ”

𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌𝒔, 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂 𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒆…

𝑭𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒏𝒔, 𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆.

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𝗟𝗲𝘁’𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺...

𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣?

Yeah I know, this is one crazy post. Why did I just spontaneously appear like someone’s father coming back after he says he’ll go buy the milk at the local supermarket?

Honestly, I have no idea either. But, however, I’ve came back, a little more locked in.

I would like to sincerely apologize for leaving you guys hanging like that, and I feel you all are deprived of cookies and food due to my disappearance. 😭

But rest assured, I have some things in store for this account so stay tuned for that. But first, let me explain what exactly happened…

When I made this account, I was not in a good mental state ( I still am not actually ) and I made it because I wanted to share my writing talents and connect with others so I can uplift both my mental health and others, even if that meant I needed to write possibly a little smut, but hey it isn’t all too bad to write it.

But turns out, it’s only been getting worse and I’ve been becoming unmotivated to write. Even if I desperately wanted to write for you guys, as soon as I open tumblr, I lose all motivation to do anything anymore. Tired of this, I decided to go silent since I wished to give you guys good quality work and not some low tier, bad spelling, not really thoughtful type of writings. Which explained why I wasn’t writing as much before I left… so my apologies for not saying a small goodbye before I took hiatus.

One reason other than my mental health was schoolwork, lots and lots of schoolwork. This is self explanatory so I wont delve into it.

Also my job. Yes I have a life outside of tumblr lmao (that was supposed to be a joke😭)

Those’s are at least the three major ones. As for the rest, idk tbh.

Please forgive me for leaving, please do. I’ll try to write more to make it up to you guys

But I can’t promise I won’t leave again, so please keep that in mind…

As for what I said earlier with what I have in store, I will be remaking my entire account. Basically having a new theme other than Sigma! I know right? Exciting! I don’t know what character exactly but it might be a character from genshin, HSR, reverse 1999 or something else… eh, we’ll figure it out.

I know this update post absolutely sucks and that’s because I don’t really know how to put my words together right now. But trust me, I really do feel bad for leaving you guys, especially when you all have been absolutely amazing people. I love your little ideas in my inbox and I get so excited when I see a notification that I have an ask. Once again I sincerely apologize leaving, I think you all are amazing and wonderful people.

Please stay tuned!

[gunzinside0slo]

I think you might like this. I saw an "emo" Sigma sticker and, even though I know it's not the same thing, I imagined Sigma with an e-boy aesthetic. I know the hair is weird and the right eye doesn't look the same as the left, but I think you'll like it.

OH MY LORD!!! MY CHEST MY CHEST! It’s SO GOOD?

I love it very much! Thank you so much for showing me this art! (You draw so good btw omfg)

I think he would probably wear that too tbh and probably would have a jellyfish haircut (if he already doesn’t have that)

[gunzinside0slo]

Hiii just a question before I ask a request. I saw that on your request rule thingy you said you don't write for adult x child. But do mean if it was romantically? Would you write something platonically? Thanks for your time 🐱 💜

Hi there! Hope your day is well!

Regarding your question, yes I DONT/WONT write anything like that in a romantic viewpoint, but it being platonically is fine with me. (now that you say that, I’ll make it more clear on the rules!)

this also goes out to everyone who wants to make a request of something like this! Thank you for the question anon!