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I think this is the third time i throw up in this very same spot

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

this dark ___ meme is bringing back memories bc when i was a kid i thought darth maul was called dark mall and i thought if i took the mall elevator up to the secret floor above the top floor he would be there and kill me

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Noooo the banana i was gonna eat on the road i flipped too violently to open it and now it's on the ground

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It's cold The sun is right in my eyes what's the point when it's not warming me The garbage truck is stalking me???

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It's 00:30 8)

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god i had never used coconut milk before and freaked out when this big white blob fell down in my pot followed by equal amounts clear water

[nettlepin]

You gotta shake it first!

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I don't think it would have mattered it was like supersolid??? I think it's because i have one of those cold pantry storages haha <3 so it's colder than regular room temperature. But i'll put the next can somewhere else and make sure to shake it next time thanks for the advice!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

[kefkaspallazzo]

[gaylor-moon]

Jesus christ

[bluebirdmask]

the april song list

the songs i’ve listened to the most this month for my friend guppy!!

animus vox - the glitch mob

black swan - thom yorke

livin’ on a prayer - bon jovi

king of sorrow - saade

asgore (w/ bergentrückung) acoustic cover -  lenich & kirya

avocado, baby - los campesinos!

south - hyper light drifter ost

[lady-arryn]

[newsiearms-blog]

#grandma #it’s me #anastastia

[mamalazzer]

Oh my god I’m crying

[knockfivetimes]

I’m sorry I couldn’t help myself

[raikkonenfan32]

@nerd-nugget

[nerd-nugget]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS

[ridleydaisy]

[johnkrasinski-deactivated201305]

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

when u see ur reflection

[synthetic-pearl]

crooked-cat replied to your photo “i still haven’t had the occasion to wear this dress w strategically…”

ofc u can change your mind but didn’t you show this dress without a bra before? (or was it just in my dreams?)

omg did i….??? scandalous

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I too am pretty sure I've seen your tits...

[yohannachan]

Everything went according to my schedule today but I’m still really sad :( Don’t know what to do with myself.

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;; ugh!!

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me walking behind literally anybody: hey friend-o, i see you're interested in going so slowly today. that's great. that's so cool how you wanna swerve around like a drunk tractor in a banana republic suit so i can't get around you. great job buddy. exemplary work. so slow. amazing. i mean are you sure you're going slow ENOUGH, my guy. why not just get on your belly and fuckin....hump yourself along like a larva, my pal, is that....what you're into, just the slowest possible f ucking