fart generator

19 years old gay dude. I post gross fetish stuff, expect farts, watersports, scat, and other similar stuff. No minors allowed.

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Slobs that literally fart a hole through their underwear/pants is a hot idea.

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Slobby roommates that make you unclog the toilet everytime they take a shit (which is usually two or three times a day at minimum), because they're not gonna do it. If you don't then their next dump is gonna be all over your carpet since they can't use the toilet anymore

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Imagine having a dom boyfriend that calls you every single time he has to fart, and no matter what you're doing, you have to pick up and listen intently to his eruption over the phone.

He makes you compliment his gnarly rip and thank him for giving you the chance to listen to his disgusting farts so that everyone around you can hear what a filthy degenerate you are. If you don't do that then he'll totally ignore you for the rest of the day.

Bonus points if he even changes your ringtone into the sound of his farts just to embarrass you further.

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Slobby roommates that will shit anywhere but the toilet. In the bathtub, in the sink, in a trashcan, in your clothes drawer, in the drawer of the refrigerator, on the pillow right next to you while you're asleep, in your mouth while you're snoring in the middle of the night...

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Get yourself a slobby partner that'll burp in your mouth every time you kiss, holding you there for minutes with only their nasty belches to serve as air.

Or one that'll force you down onto your knees and make you tongue their sweaty, gassy asshole everytime you ask them for a kiss. Whenever you want to be cuddled they'll tell you to wrap your arms around their waist and nuzzle your face into their ass instead, it's just as warm after all.

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Imagine going to a Halloween party and spiking the bowl with laxatives. Then watching as everyone desperately rushes to the bathroom or somewhere private, frantically trying to rip their costume off and failing, leading to them inevitably soiling themselves.

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Complaining that you're cold so your roommate/lover decides to fart and/or piss all over you to keep you warm

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Your slobby roommate farting on all of the food in the fridge, just because they don't like what you bought, then ordering you to buy them fast food, just to fuel their gas even more.

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Casual slobbiness. Someone that rips the sloppiest, nastiest, wettest, bubbliest, grossest farts imaginable as if it was nothing. No change in facial expression, they didn't force it out at all, just let it slip out on it's own. They don't bring any attention to it at all afterwards.

And if you ask them about it they'll say it was "just a fart, no big deal" while the air around them is nearly unbreathable from the stench.

And they do this constantly, no matter the setting they're in and with little regard for anyone around.

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Get yourself a roommate/partner that'll itch their sweaty ass with your toothbrush and then put it back without telling you.

Or one that will use your pillows to soak up their wet, sloppy, nasty gas.

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Imagine having a coworker or roommate or whatever have you, one that's mean enough to walk up to you during your lunch break, hover their ass over your delicious food and let loose all the gas that's brewing in their gut as a result of their own lunch. Then they just watch as you eat your ass-tainted meal.

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Imagine having a rude, slobby roommate that doesn't care for the concept of privacy at all.

You're taking a bath, it's nice and warm and relaxing, then suddenly your roommate bursts through the door and before you can realize what's going on, he's got his pants pulled down, his ass planted on the toilet, and he's pushing out a thick turd into the bowl.

Your complaints fall on deaf ears as his loud farts echo throughout the room, and you can't even get out of the bath, because you don't want him to see you naked of course.

You're forced to just sit there and endure the eye-watering stench, made even worse by the steam of the bathtub.

Even better if he forgoes the toilet altogether and just shits in the tub where you're relaxing, not caring at all for your comfort.

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Thinkin' about slobby roommates

Thinkin' about slobby roommates that are totally chill and casual while ripping thick, wet farts onto the couch in your guys' shared living space.

They greet you with a smile as they lean to the side and effortlessly push out another sloppy blast of gas.

Then they pat the seat next to them, as if beckoning you to come sit down with them in their puddle of sweat and ass juices as the heavy stench of their flatulence hangs in the muggy air.