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ethan

[snoopingasusualisee]

Visit Original Link

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[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[poughkeepsietapes]

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

[domesticabuser]

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Jason derulo…. Chasin’ the ruler…

[spacelazarwolf]

call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine

HELP

[greek-orthodox-priest]

call me holy trinity the way I father a son in his hole n ghost

[greek-orthodox-priest]

I have been hacked.

[worldstargirlsads]

[porterr-robinson]

[crownquill]

cc: Who thinks, uh, Watson is too heavy? Raise your hand if you think Watson is too heavy.

*short cut*

Does anybody think he’s too skinny?

audience member: no.

No? M'kay..So uh, I’m very proud of you guys. You get a 100 percent. Uh, he’s perfect

*upbeat music plays as it zooms in on the dog*

[the-grollican]

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

[epilepticsaints]

[meow-moment]

california girls we’re unforgivable

[memorycycle]

new transfer student

teacher: why dont you indroduce yourself?

unfolds my one angel wing and one devil wings (looks around the room)

class: *gasp*

shy girl: *blushes and looks Way*

[rslashrats]

my gmail impression

some dirty BITCH touchd your account and got their GREASE all over it ew!!!!! eew gross!!! oh wait thay was you… oh erm. this is awkward uh. hm.

[beammeupsenpai]

they should invent a solution to problems that isnt kill yourself

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[hotvampireadjacent]

‪She said happy pride month to my game ‬