IT IS I.

THE RETURN OF GURMS.

[gurmsthedustball]

what is your favourite sandwich variant

WHAT THE FUCK IS

A SANDWICH

[gurmsthedustball]

I HAVE MADE A SEVERE AND CONTINUOUS LAPSE IN MY JUDGEMENT.

[carriethecakerealedition]

i think i'm gonna just

Abandon. my individual cs askblogs for now

because i want to make a SINGULAR one, with all the janitors in it, rather than just making individual ones

they'll still be up as archives yk

[gurmsthedustball]

psst. hey. hey bucko

did you know

mr bribble's first name is john.

and he hates when people use it.

use this to your advantage <33

HA.

HA

HA

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I

ENJOY GETTING

QUESTIONS LIKE

THIS.

[gurmsthedustball]

DUDE WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO-

WHAT I DO BEST.

[gurmsthedustball]

BUDDY- BUDDY YOU'RE THE EMBODIMENT OF DUST NOT RAGE??

BOTH

[gurmsthedustball]

HEY MAYBE WE SHOULDNT DO THAT- LIKE I DONT THINK HE DESERVES WHATEVER YOU PLAN AS 'MUCH WORSE' THAN DEATH??

I am the literal fucking embodiment of rage what's your point

[gurmsthedustball]

...are you gonna kill him?

I PLAN

MUCH WORSE.

[gurmsthedustball]

honestly i'd yell at you for the window but honestly he deserves it

like- you're an asshole so you torment people regularly. but the fucking ceo??

I AM THE

ONLY ONE I

PERSONALLY ALLOW TO TORTURE

THOSE WEIRD FOOD SONSABITCHES.

MR. BRIBBLE IS NOT ALLOWED

THOSE PERMISSIONS.

HE IS DEAD TO ME.

[gurmsthedustball]

I

HATE

THAT STUPID FUCKING

CEO

HE THINKS HE CAN JUST TAKE MY SPOT?

TAKE MY SPOT IN TORMENT?

TORTURE?

[IT FORMS AN ARM, READY TO PUNCH INTO A NEARBY WINDOW.]

I SHAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

I AM TO BE THE ONLY DESTROYER-

IN THIS BUILDING

*CRASH!!!*

[gurmsthedustball]

are you actually whining like a fucking belligerent child over someone else terrorizing your victims?

TECHNICALLY.

BECAUSE HE

SHOULD NOT BE

DOING SO,

AND I

SHOULD BE

THE ONLY

EVIL-DOER IN

THIS BUILDING

SO FUCK YOU

[gurmsthedustball]

WHO DOES

MR BRIBBLE

THINK HE

IS?

[berrytheblueberryxd]

watch yo tone mf

- ooc gurms

Meet me in the parking lot we're throwing hands

- OOC BERRY,,,,

[gurmsthedustball]

ok bet.

[gurmsthedustball]

Bro...imma be honest bro. Like to be honest bro, I'm fucking tired bruh. I'm tired of yo ass bruh. I'm tired of all these goofy wannabe unoriginal view hungry cringe radiating Youtube Shorts creating egotistically falsely empowered muscle shirt wearing Lamborghini driving food wasting fake prank creating Tiktok migrating musty weird little Neanderthal troglodyte. Bro like deadass...deadass I want you to look at your entire life right now Topper Guild. Tell me the last time you actually had an original idea in your brain my boy. Your entire existence is like a godddamn Naruto filler episode my boy. Cmon boy your name is Topper. Your mother is a notorious child dropper. You like a wannabe Mr Beast content mocker. Your videos are as repetitive as the commercial 🎵WHOPPER WHOPPER TRIPLE WHOPPER🎵. Shut yo ass up don't talk boy. Boy if you don't get yo watch me whip watch me nae nae I got you running like Tay-K. Your grandma gave Bling Bling Boy a lap dance for a payday. Wait actually hold up a second. 👵🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛 GIVE ME THE MONEY GRANDMA 👵🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛 aHhH! pLeAsE StOp iT! pLeAsE 👵🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛 CMON TOPPER'S GRANDMA GIVE ME THE MONEY. That's what I thought bruh. I just robbed your grandma. I just hit a lick on your grandma and have fully confiscated the entire financial come up she received from exploiting herself to Bling Bling Boy. What you finna do about it. Do something. That's what I thought yo nothing.You know why? Because built like an insecure overly enthusiastic mustache twirling Angry Birds screaming Mr Crocker hunchback having belly dancing gender fluid toilet brush. Your content is just as fake as the love your parents have for you. Yo I'm not done with yo ass bruh. You look like you scratch your ass in the mirror and then lick your fingers bruh. With yo ankle sprain ketchup stain aluminium chain micro brain Junkrat main chocolate rain looking ass boy. With yo runny nose dirty toes got no hoes cowabunga bros looking ass outta my face. Boy you like the Crocs model of the month my boy. You bout dirty as hell bitch yo dad got a job at home depot so he can become a professional drill rapper. Copied!

[gurmsthedustball]

Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy... Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy... Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice d-

man if you send this one more time im deleting every ask that contains this......

[gurmsthedustball]

Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy... Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

What the fuck is wrong with you

[gurmsthedustball]

Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

What.