[gushingveins]

I—I’M GONNA DISAPPOINT YOU, JUST LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO!

hi, chat. it may not look like one, but this is a mark hoffman roleplay blog! that means i’ll be answering any asks as that stupid guy unless i say otherwise.

my names cisco, or waylen. i usually use hy/hym. though he/him is fine too, whatever. i actually don’t care. i’m an avid coffinshipper / 3Dshipper, which will also play into some replies. sorry to the people who headcanon mark as a straight america-loving macho.

i’m ok with NSFW asks, but i draw the line at the weird shit [aka necro, somno, cnc, nc, radqueer stuff. ew yuck.] so keep that in mind. ya. just don’t push it. i use slurs i can reclaim.

for other headmate introductions, lookie @ the links.

– JUDGEMENT! for my other (active) roleplay accounts, check down here.

– MADDEN’S ACCOUNT

i drabble in rarepairs sometimes, but hoffstrahm / hoffdon are my main focus. yeah. that’s what autism does to u i guess. i also love my boyfriend. prettiest guy i’ve ever met if you ask me. would tap that. ok i guess that’s about it for me. bashes my head in with a brick

[gushingveins]

can we roleplay? like if i messaged you will you respond? (i feel pathetic asf asking)

[ OF COURSE i’m open to anything! replies might be just a little delayed but i’m up for it. any messages to this account are welcome you don’t even have to ask ]

[gushingveins]

mark hoffman breasts. right now. reveal them to me.

[ i’m on the bus excuse the lack of detail ]

[gushingveins]

"I think you should be my other dad. Strahm gets zero bitches."

@yourfavetaxfraudcommiter

“ Never in a million years. ”

[whereismyfoot]

I'm gonna hit Mark.

That's not my problem.

[gushingveins]

“ It just has to be me, doesn’t it? ”

[whereismyfoot]

Hush. You complain an awful lot.

[gushingveins]

“ You’d be complaining too if it you were in my shoes. ”

[whereismyfoot]

I'm gonna hit Mark.

That's not my problem.

[gushingveins]

“ It just has to be me, doesn’t it? ”

[gushingveins]

Peter grabs Mark by his colar, "I was told everything, you snob!"

-@veinrupture

“ Don’t fucking touch me, you freak. What the hell are you talking about? ”

Mark shoved the man away from him.

[deactivated-blog]

Peter scoffs, "You don' know?! I know you work for Jigsaw!"

[gushingveins]

“ You’ve got to be kidding me. How many times have we been through this? What ‘proof’ do you have now? ”

[deactivated-blog]

Peter just sighs. "Valid proof now, okay?!" He drags Mark to a red room, with pictures tooken.

[gushingveins]

It took a moment for his eyes to adjust to the sudden contrast in lighting. A lump started to form in his throat once he realized what he was looking at.

“ What is all this? ”

[deactivated-blog]

"Oh my god." Peter smacks Mark on the back of the head. "All the scenes you've been at. There's that, and you killing people."

[gushingveins]

“ What do you think you’re doing? Don’t fuckin’ hit me! ”

He stepped away from him.

“ I haven’t killed anyone. These have to be fake. Who gave you all this shit? ”

[deactivated-blog]

"Don't lie. You may not have killed but you have hurt people. Adam did."

[gushingveins]

“ Oh, come on. You’re just gonna believe whatever he shows you? What are you, five? ”

Mark snatched one of the pictures, holding it up to him.

“ These pictures are worthless, Strahm. For all you know he could’ve messed with them just to make me look guilty. He's probably just some anti-cop scumbag trying to drag my name through the mud. ”

He shoved the picture into his hands.

“ I haven’t done anything wrong. ”

[deactivated-blog]

"I'm gonna dye my hair. Also did you know that you're my next victim."

"No dying my hair or I'll shave you bald."

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

"Jokes on you I can just wear a wig. @gushingveins What color would look best on Peter?"

[gushingveins]

“ How should I know, I’m not a hair stylist. It’s not my problem. ”

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

"Put all the colors on a wheel and spin it."

[gushingveins]

“ You do it. ”

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

"Fine meanie." She pulls out her phone and pulls up a wheel of colors, then spins it. She pauses, then snorts. "Pink and purple."

[deactivated-blog]

"Mark gets pink." Peter blurts before Mark could.

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

She frowns. "You BOTH get pink AND purple. And if you say no I'm gonna make it permanent dye."

[gushingveins]

“ I’m not doing that. ”

[deactivated-blog]

"Yes you are. She's my daughter, make her happy."

[gushingveins]

“ I’m not gonna entertain your kid! That’s your responsibility, not mine. ”

[deactivated-blog]

"I'm gonna dye my hair. Also did you know that you're my next victim."

"No dying my hair or I'll shave you bald."

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

"Jokes on you I can just wear a wig. @gushingveins What color would look best on Peter?"

[gushingveins]

“ How should I know, I’m not a hair stylist. It’s not my problem. ”

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

"Put all the colors on a wheel and spin it."

[gushingveins]

“ You do it. ”

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

"Fine meanie." She pulls out her phone and pulls up a wheel of colors, then spins it. She pauses, then snorts. "Pink and purple."

[deactivated-blog]

"Mark gets pink." Peter blurts before Mark could.

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

She frowns. "You BOTH get pink AND purple. And if you say no I'm gonna make it permanent dye."

[gushingveins]

“ I’m not doing that. ”

[deactivated-blog]

"I'm gonna dye my hair. Also did you know that you're my next victim."

"No dying my hair or I'll shave you bald."

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

"Jokes on you I can just wear a wig. @gushingveins What color would look best on Peter?"

[gushingveins]

“ How should I know, I’m not a hair stylist. It’s not my problem. ”

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

"Put all the colors on a wheel and spin it."

[gushingveins]

“ You do it. ”

[sacred-portal]

[deactivated-blog]

"I'm gonna dye my hair. Also did you know that you're my next victim."

"No dying my hair or I'll shave you bald."

[yourfavetaxfraudcommiter]

"Jokes on you I can just wear a wig. @gushingveins What color would look best on Peter?"

[gushingveins]

“ How should I know, I’m not a hair stylist. It’s not my problem. ”

[gushingveins]

Peter grabs Mark by his colar, "I was told everything, you snob!"

-@veinrupture

“ Don’t fucking touch me, you freak. What the hell are you talking about? ”

Mark shoved the man away from him.

[deactivated-blog]

Peter scoffs, "You don' know?! I know you work for Jigsaw!"

[gushingveins]

“ You’ve got to be kidding me. How many times have we been through this? What ‘proof’ do you have now? ”

[deactivated-blog]

Peter just sighs. "Valid proof now, okay?!" He drags Mark to a red room, with pictures tooken.

[gushingveins]

It took a moment for his eyes to adjust to the sudden contrast in lighting. A lump started to form in his throat once he realized what he was looking at.

“ What is all this? ”

[deactivated-blog]

"Oh my god." Peter smacks Mark on the back of the head. "All the scenes you've been at. There's that, and you killing people."

[gushingveins]

“ What do you think you’re doing? Don’t fuckin’ hit me! ”

He stepped away from him.

“ I haven’t killed anyone. These have to be fake. Who gave you all this shit? ”

[gushingveins]

Peter grabs Mark by his colar, "I was told everything, you snob!"

-@veinrupture

“ Don’t fucking touch me, you freak. What the hell are you talking about? ”

Mark shoved the man away from him.

[deactivated-blog]

Peter scoffs, "You don' know?! I know you work for Jigsaw!"

[gushingveins]

“ You’ve got to be kidding me. How many times have we been through this? What ‘proof’ do you have now? ”

[deactivated-blog]

Peter just sighs. "Valid proof now, okay?!" He drags Mark to a red room, with pictures tooken.

[gushingveins]

It took a moment for his eyes to adjust to the sudden contrast in lighting. A lump started to form in his throat once he realized what he was looking at.

“ What is all this? ”

[rebconflict]

some sillys and wips i never finished🩶

[gushingveins]

Peter grabs Mark by his colar, "I was told everything, you snob!"

-@veinrupture

“ Don’t fucking touch me, you freak. What the hell are you talking about? ”

Mark shoved the man away from him.

[deactivated-blog]

Peter scoffs, "You don' know?! I know you work for Jigsaw!"

[gushingveins]

“ You’ve got to be kidding me. How many times have we been through this? What ‘proof’ do you have now? ”

[gushingveins]

Peter grabs Mark by his colar, "I was told everything, you snob!"

-@veinrupture

“ Don’t fucking touch me, you freak. What the hell are you talking about? ”

Mark shoved the man away from him.