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oh, america. okay, so this week hasn’t gone the way i planned at all. i’ve been tired and stressed and haven’t had nearly enough time to be here as i’d like. and now it’s friday and i have tomorrow off, but tonight i’m coming home, cutting my hair and dying it green, and then going to a party where i will inevitably fall asleep standing up. i’ll be here soon as i can manage to stay awake while sitting down for a while. but for now, maybe, i ought to count this as a TINY MINI-HIATUS in which i will do my very best but won’t make any promises.

#THE LAST NON-CANNIBAL FREAK. ( ooc )

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“Ideas can change the world.”

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“Well, if you can point me in the direction of the guy who had the idea that lead to the whole country being overrun by zombies, I’d really like to give him a few of my thoughts. Or like, a bullet in the leg.” He couldn’t kill a living human ( as long as you don’t count his accidental shooting of Bill Murray ), but he thinks he could hurt that one.

#talktoten #V: ZOMBIELAND.#(( THE DOCTOR ACCIDENTALLY WINDING UP IN ZOMBIE LA ND ))

so i took a sorting hat quiz for columbus and i’m

i mean, i suppose it really does fit. i’d just sort of thought he’d wind up a hufflepuff.

#THE LAST NON-CANNIBAL FREAK. ( ooc )#HEADCANON.#(( i mean #mostly with chivalry and loyalty and goodheartedness #and then toward the end #when he locates his balls #and kills the clown for witchita #i du NN O I JUST THOUGHT HUFFLEPUFF BECAUSE I'M A HUFFLEPUFF AND #tbh columbus and i are similar in a lot of ways ))#(( jude did point out #that he's an atypical gryffindor #like neville #and i'm all about that shit ))

oh, america. i’m sorry i haven’t been on for a few days. honestly, i’m just tired. i haven’t been working long shifts, but i’ve been working since last monday without a day off, and it’s kind of been wearing me down. tomorrow i get off early, and even if i come home and take a nap or whatever, i at least have thursday off, so i’ll be here soon. thanks for being patient with me.

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opinion: big gay nerd

send your opinion of me on anon.

i love you too, @tallahasseeflorida

#ANSWERED.#(( i see u for who u truly are ))

you're a sinner but you're an excellent writer and i love reading all that you do!

send your opinion of me on anon.

one of you was really nice to me ; u ; thank you

#ANSWERED.#(( was it kelsey #this feels like a mom thing to send ))

the spare.: okay but did u know u make me smile / right back @ u charles <3

send your opinion of me on anon.

that was weirdly sentimental of u wt f ella

#weaselkiing #ANSWERED.#(( fucki ng bit e me ))

um you're gay

send your opinion of me on anon.

basically tbh

#weaselkiing #ANSWERED.#(( eX CUS E YOU I AM #PANS EXUAL #AND MARR YING A LADY #but yeah i'm pretty gay ))

plzstic

send ur opinion of me on anon

#THE LAST NON-CANNIBAL FREAK. ( ooc )#(( ?? ?? ? ?#i'm new idk what's up ))

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I’ve lost so many people. Some I left on purpose and never looked back. Some were taken from me, and I never said goodbye.

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#A COUPLE OF PARANOID SHUT-INS LIKE ME. ( family )

RULES. tag 10 followers you wanna get to know better! repost, don’t reblog. TAGGED BY. @likeacrouchingtiger kind of TAGGING. i don’t know my followers at all yet so!!! anyone!!!

HEIGHT. 5′4 ( don ‘t fu cking look a tme ) TIME RIGHT NOW. 5:31 PM LAST THING I GOOGLED. zombieland script FAV FICTIONAL CHARACTER. cedric diggory, let’s be real here. FAVORITE FAMOUS PERSON. @tallahasseeflorida FAVORITE BOOK. harry potter and the goblet of fire FAVORITE BAND. fall out boy, mcr, green day, panic at the disco, and a million more tbh SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW. dead girl walking from the heathers musical LAST MOVIE I SAW. heathers, actually. LAST SHOW I WATCHED. doctor who DREAM JOB. stay at home and do nothing but make hella money for it tbh WHAT IS YOUR FANFIC AUTHOR NAME. i’m not a fanfic person IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE? in a hotel room with @tallahasseeflorida avoiding all responsibility

#THE LAST NON-CANNIBAL FREAK. ( ooc )#(( I HAVEN'T DONE ONE OF THESE ON THIS BLOG YET SO ))

oh, america. i’m really tired, but my goal in life is to get some drafts done over on my cedric diggory account. however, if you’re looking to write with me, you’re more than welcome to shoot me a message and i’ll be sure to check this browser periodically. ouo

#THE LAST NON-CANNIBAL FREAK. ( ooc )

FILTHY TALK, YOU KNOW IT

send columbus a kink.