You Make Me Feel so Young;;

"You make me feel so spring has sprung And every time I see you grin, I'm such a happy individual." OC written by Erica!

[rpmemestbh]

Spongebob Starters! (1/?)

❝Is mayonnaise an instrument?❞ 

❝I’m ugly and I’m proud.❞

❝Get off of me!❞

❝I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid.❞

❝That didn’t help at all!❞

❝I don’t need it.❞

❝My leg!❞

❝It took me three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS.❞

❝Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.❞

❝Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?❞

❝That hat makes you look like a girl.❞

❝Can I be excused for the rest of my life?❞

❝I’m ready!❞ 

❝I got diarrhea!❞

❝It’ll go right to your thighs!❞

❝Let me play a sad song for you on the world’s smallest violin.❞

❝I just thought of something funnier than 24.❞

❝You must acquire a taste for free-form jazz.❞

❝Firmly grasp it in your hand.❞

❝What? It’s just an ordinary – OH MY GOODNESS.❞

❝ Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.❞ 

❝You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.❞

❝Is this how you get your sick kicks?!❞

❝Be assertive!❞

❝The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.❞

❝You’re a genius!❞

❝You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?❞

❝Now he’s gonna kick my butt!❞

❝This is not your average everyday darkness. This is ADVANCED darkness…❞

❝That’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.❞

❝Hello. I like money.❞

❝Don’t worry, this will only hurt a lot!❞

[rpmemestbh]

Spongebob Starters! (1/?)

❝Is mayonnaise an instrument?❞ 

❝I’m ugly and I’m proud.❞

❝Get off of me!❞

❝I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid.❞

❝That didn’t help at all!❞

❝I don’t need it.❞

❝My leg!❞

❝It took me three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS.❞

❝Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.❞

❝Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?❞

❝That hat makes you look like a girl.❞

❝Can I be excused for the rest of my life?❞

❝I’m ready!❞ 

❝I got diarrhea!❞

❝It’ll go right to your thighs!❞

❝Let me play a sad song for you on the world’s smallest violin.❞

❝I just thought of something funnier than 24.❞

❝You must acquire a taste for free-form jazz.❞

❝Firmly grasp it in your hand.❞

❝What? It’s just an ordinary – OH MY GOODNESS.❞

❝ Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.❞ 

❝You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.❞

❝Is this how you get your sick kicks?!❞

❝Be assertive!❞

❝The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.❞

❝You’re a genius!❞

❝You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?❞

❝Now he’s gonna kick my butt!❞

❝This is not your average everyday darkness. This is ADVANCED darkness…❞

❝That’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.❞

❝Hello. I like money.❞

❝Don’t worry, this will only hurt a lot!❞

[spaacemusings]

                                            when flowers were blooming                                             we were passionately in love

                                                when flowers were dying                                         why did you disappear like the tide?

[homesick-creatures]

[osantos767]

If I can help others, my fate is unimportant

Angemon (via osantos767)

[guuanfu-blog]

Oh man I love middle aged muses... they're so rare T o T

AAAAAAA SAME TBH???? like pls when can tumblr rp diversify their muses ages im tired of every single gotdam character being 17 years old

[guuanfu-blog]

MEET THE MUSE (repost, don’t reblog)

► Name ➔ Han Xiaolian

► Are you single ➔ No. ► Are you happy ➔  Yes. ► Are you angry? ➔ No. ► Are your parents still married ➔ No, one is deceased.

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔  Taizhou, Zhejiang, China. ► Hair Color ➔ Red. ► Eye Color ➔ Blue. ► Birthday ➔ November 10. ► Mood ➔ Melancholic. ► Gender ➔ Male. ► Summer or winter ➔ Winter. ► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon.

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ Absolutely. ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ He isn’t sure. ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ He did--with a woman he had dated after Yukari died. He broke up with her because she reminded him too much of Yukari, and that’s why he even dated her in the first place, and once he finally figured that out, he decided that’s no good. ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ “Not that I’m aware of...? I certainly hope not, anyway.” ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ No. ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes. ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yes. ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yes.

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Love. ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade. ► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats. ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends. ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in. ► Day or night ➔ Day.

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ “Yes, a few times, only when I was seventeen. Seventeen was a wild year for me.” ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ "Yes. I’m a bit of a klutz.”  ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes. ► Wanted to disappear ➔ Absolutely.

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile. ► Fat or skinny ➔ ...COUGH he has a thing for Big People COUGH ► Shorter or Taller ➔ Tall. ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Both. ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship.

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ Yes. ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ “Perhaps in the past. Now, though, I’m quite content with my life...” ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ “I suppose you could say that...?” ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No.

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ Hell no. ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Yes! ► Who is your best friend ➔ “...Would saying ‘my husband’ be too cheesy?” ► Who knows everything about you ➔ My family.

Tagged by: stole it rip Tagging: whoever wants to!!

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WEALTH  —

$   financial.  // wealthy / moderate  / poor /  in poverty ✚  medical.  // fit /  moderate /  unfit  /  sickly /  disadvantaged  / disabled  /  not applicable ✪  class.  //  upper /  middle-working /  poor /  slave  /  unsure ✔  education.  //  qualified /  unqualified / studying /  other  /  none ✖  criminal record.  //  yes, for major crimes  / yes, for minor crimes / no  / has committed crimes, but has not been caught yet.

FAMILY  —

◒  children.  //  has one or more children  /  has no children  /  wants children / verse dependent ◑  relationship with family.  // close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no sibling(s) / siblings are deceased ◔  affiliation.  //   orphaned  / adopted  / disowned / raised by birth parent  / not applicable

TRAITS  +  TENDENCIES  —

♦ extrovert //  introvert // in between ♦ disorganized //  organized // in between ♦  close-minded // open-minded // in between ♦  calm // anxious // in between ♦  disagreeable //  agreeable // in between ♦  cautious // reckless // in between ♦  patient // impatient  // in between ♦  outspoken // reserved // in between ♦  leader //  follower  // in between ♦  empathetic  //  indifferent  // in between ♦  optimistic //  pessimistic  // in between ♦  traditional  // modern // in between ♦  hardworking //  lazy  // in between ♦  cultured //  uncultured  // in between ♦  loyal  // disloyal // in between ♦  faithful // unfaithful  // in between

BELIEFS  —

★  faith.  //  monotheist / polytheist  / atheist / agnostic / it’s complicated / ☆  belief in ghosts or spirits.  // yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✮  belief in an afterlife.  // yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✯  belief in reincarnation.  // yes  / no  / don’t know / don’t care ❃  belief in aliens.  // yes / no / don’t know /  don’t care ❀  philosophical.  //  yes  / no / sometimes

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION —

❤️  sexuality.  // heterosexual /  homosexual / bisexual /  asexual  / pansexual /  demisexual  / questioning ❥  sex.  // sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable ♥  romance.  //  romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable ❣  sexually.  // adventurous / experienced /  naive / inexperienced / curious / inhibited ⚧  potential sexual partners.  //  male / female  /  other  /  none  / all ⚧  potential romantic partners.  // male / female /  other  /  none  / all

ABILITIES —

☠  combat skills.  // excellent / good  / moderate  / poor / none ≡  literacy skills.  // excellent / good /  moderate / poor  /  none ✍  artistic skills.  //  excellent / good /  moderate  / poor / none ✂  technical skills.  //  excellent / good /  moderate  /  poor  /  none

HABITS  —

🍷 drinking alcohol.  //  never / sometimes / frequently / to excess 🚬  smoking.  // never / sometimes /  frequently  / to excess ✿  other narcotics.  // never  / sometimes /  frequently  /  to excess ☻  indulgent in food.  //  never /  sometimes /  frequently  /  to excess $  splurge spending.  // never / sometimes /  frequently  /   to excess ♣  gambling.  // never  / sometimes /  frequently  /  to excess

TAGGED BY: no one rip TAGGING: whoever wants to!!

[guuanfu-blog]

– rules: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag some people.

AIR –

I have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch small animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see the dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE –

i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing

WATER –

i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words

EARTH –

i wear glasses/contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued adviser to my friends / i believe in true love / i love the chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the (close) people in my life

AETHER –

i cannot go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have tried to recover from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally

TAGGED BY: stole it rip TAGGING: whoever wants to!!

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fill out the angst application below.

tagged by: nobody rip tagging: whoever wants to!!!

basics

> name: Han Xiaolian > age: 47 > species: human

bold what applies

drinker / smoker / done|does drugs / knows what a broken heart feels like / has committed a crime / suffers a physical disability / suffers a mental disorder / has experienced severe trauma

details

> biggest fear: If anyone close to him got hurt or possibly killed, he isn’t sure what he would do with himself--especially if it was because of him, considering he still has a Chinese triad out to kill him, and he knows they would not hesitate in hurting his family and friends if they need to. Frankly, if anyone gets drastically hurt and Han feels like he could have prevented it somehow, he’s going to feel so awful... So, he usually does whatever he can to avoid that from ever happening. > recurring nightmare: Yukari being murdered and bleeding out in his arms, Fang Xing about to kill him... he has those nightmare far too frequently. > something they miss: His wife, his mother, quite a few friends he had to leave back in China. > biggest regret: None. There are things in his life that could have gone a lot smoother, yes, but at the end of the day, those experiences are what made him the man he is today, and he wouldn’t trade that for the world. > pressure point: Leaders of criminal organizations. People wallowing in their past and not living in the present. > a secret: A triad being out to kill him. He’d much rather not worry people about it--although it must be pretty confusing if he has to tell someone to “hide, quickly child!” because he thinks he sees someone suspicious lurking around him. Not very fun.

pick one

> fire or water > mother or father (he has no father lmao) > to hurt or be hurt > eerie or gory > unrequited love or no love

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shsladvicecolumnist

((i WANT TO RP WITH hAN))

EYES EMOJI @ U HENLO

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tfw this is like the one blog on tumblr that ud be totally down with rping on bc u fucking love Han Xiaolian with all ur being and writing him is so fun but nOBODY WANNA RP WITH A GOTDAM 47YO 5′3″ MAN CHARACTER BC TUMBLR RP IS HELLA BIASED

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Muse Body Language

BOLD what you apply to your muse.

DEFENSIVENESS:

arms crossed on chest // crossing legs // fist-like gestures // pointing index finger // karate chops // stiffening of shoulders // tense posture // curling of lip // baring of teeth

REFLECTIVE:

hand-to-face gestures // head tilted // stroking chin // peering over glasses // taking glasses off — cleaning // putting earpiece of glasses in mouth // pipe smoker gestures // putting hand to bridge of nose // pursed lips // knitted brows

SUSPICION:

arms crossed // sideways glance // touching or rubbing nose // rubbing eyes // hands resting on weapon // brows raising // lips pressing into a thin line // strict, unwavering eye contact // wrinkling of nose

OPENNESS & COOPERATION:

open hands // upper body in sprinters position // sitting on edge of chair // hand-to-face gestures // unbuttoned coat // tilted head // slacked shoulders, droopy posture // feet pointed outward // palms flat and facing outward

CONFIDENCE:

hands behind back // hands on lapels of coat // steepled hands // baring teeth in a grin //rolling shoulders // tipping head back but maintaining eye contact// chest puffed up/shoulders back // arms folded just above navel

INSECURITY & ANXIETY:

chewing pen or pencil // rubbing thumb over opposite thumb // biting fingernails // hands in pockets // elbow bent/closed gestures // clearing throat // “whew” sound // picking or pinching flesh // fidgeting in chair // hand covering mouth whilst speaking // poor eye contact // tugging at pants whilst seated // jingling money in pockets // tugging at ear //perspiring hands // playing with hair // swaying // playing with pointer/marker // smacking lips //sighing // rocking on balls of feet // flexing fingers sporadically

FRUSTRATION:

short breaths // “tsk” sounds // tightly-clenched hands // fist-like gestures // pointing index finger // running hand through hair // rubbing back of neck // snarling // revealing teeth/grimacing // sharp-eyed glowers w/ notable tension in brow // shoulders back, head up — defensive posturing // clenching of jaw/grinding teeth // nostrils flaring // heavy exhales

TAGGED BY:  stole it!! TAGGING: whoever wants to!

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literally the face i just did when my kitchen light was going off one second and then going back on the next second when the fUCKING LIGHT WAS TURNED OFF

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@stalwart-protector tHE DINNER BECOMES AWKWARD VERY QUICKLY BECAUSE OF THIS

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dadadaemons:

            “…Elementary, my good man.” Really? “Squares are more balanced shapes than circles. If you’re carrying a circle around, it’s more likely to slip out of your hands than a square. It has no grip.” She nodded sagely. “Furthermore, everyone knows that triangles are the easiest shape to eat. That’s why mamas cut their li’l one’s sandwiches into triangles. But hey, this is just, like, my experience, dude.”

     “Hm...” He looks deep in thought. “I see... You’re absolutely right, child--now that I think about it... holding a circular box would be quite difficult, wouldn’t it? Though... a square pizza would just be two triangles, yes? That would mean it’s double easy to eat.”

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     Long sip of his coffee. “...Why is a pizza box a square if the pizza is a circle and a slice is a triangle?”